Bumfun how long do you recone before the cutters go and it stops being tight and fun.and you end up like Elton John in a nappy

ask kermit....

I actually saw the title and it's author here and poured a glass of wine before opening.

 

I predict a 6 pager, with exclamations of horror from NB

 

By my reckoning, incidentally, if it's not overused, a lady's starfish should remain tight enough to please. If over-pounded, however, it'll end up like slashed beanbag seeping Cadbury's buttons.

never been into it, I got my wings when I were about 19 but never been back since, you might as well be a gayer

Mate of mine's ex missus used to like it do much he had to ban it as he was missing her minge

 

This was about 10 years ago

 

Bet she's keeping pampers in business these days

my mates missus openly does ass to mouth,then he kisses her.

 

now im not a prude in any sense,but cripey this is pushing the boundaries.

my mates missus openly does ass to mouth,then he kisses her.

 

now im not a prude in any sense,but cripey this is pushing the boundaries.

 

when ? at a barbeque , how many people do they invite to watch.

Lots of mate's Mrs take it up the bumhole.

when ? at a barbeque , how many people do they invite to watch.

 

Its a nightmare mate...one minute your all sat round watching champions league and a few drinkypoohs,the next minute...they are on the rug swapping shitty secrets....kind of takes the ambiance away.

I actually saw the title and it's author here and poured a glass of wine before opening.

 

I predict a 6 pager, with exclamations of horror from NB

 

By my reckoning, incidentally, if it's not overused, a lady's starfish should remain tight enough to please. If over-pounded, however, it'll end up like slashed beanbag seeping Cadbury's buttons.

That's what ime thinking get my fill wile I can fuck the next man ruin it wile I can

You ever taken a sly finger off a broad little whitt?

That's what ime thinking get my fill wile I can fuck the next man ruin it wile I can

 

 

how many men?

my mates missus openly does ass to mouth,then he kisses her.

 

now im not a prude in any sense,but cripey this is pushing the boundaries.

 

boundaries you big pansy!!!

 

the sizeable unit i nailed before coming to clogland wasnt really doing it for me so i suggested a cheeky digit in the rear....regrettably she had hands like smiffs!!!!!!!

a bird tromboned me once

I don't mind bumming um, it's just the groundwork you have to put in to get the balloon knot gaping.

I predict a 6 pager, with exclamations of horror from NB

 

 

 

No horror, just incredulation.

If a lady looks after her bits properly there really is no need to go for the back door. Not unless they've got a cock like a hamster or they've got a secret desire to cocoa shunt a male of the species.

No horror, just incredulation.

If a lady looks after her bits properly there really is no need to go for the back door. Not unless they've got a cock like a hamster or they've got a secret desire to cocoa shunt a male of the species.

 

I was gonna be brave and mention the word "frigid" but thought better of it.

You tell em luv......

 

 

never been into it, I got my wings when I were about 19 but never been back since, you might as well be a gayer

 

Pretty much my take on this one.

I like it now and then coz it's naughty, I'd rather do the licked clean bits first though