Ok am a bit pissed typing this but if Coyle was to be sacked who could replce him?? we could not afford a top name manager as he would want a decent contract, a lower level manager would never be accepted (megson) there fore I say stand up SKD 6 months left on his contract, respected by the players respected by the fans, is looking for another contract??? bring on the abuse

Kenny Loggins

 

Who do you think will be the first player he'll cut loose?

We could be highway to the danger zone by then

I was going to suggest Pol Pot, but it turns out he's dead

So are there any ex-dictators still alive that could sort us out??

I was going to suggest Pol Pot, but it turns out he's dead

So are there any ex-dictators still alive that could sort us out??

 

 

Kim Jong-il seems to be doing a decent job when all around him are wanting to get involved in all that democracy malarky. He knows his own mind and doesn't care if it's not popular, it gets results.

Not sure how much the compensation'd be mind, what with him already being in a job, but it's worth a shout.

Kim Jong-il seems to be doing a decent job when all around him are wanting to get involved in all that democracy malarky. He knows his own mind and doesn't care if it's not popular, it gets results.

Not sure how much the compensation'd be mind, what with him already being in a job, but it's worth a shout.

Noriega is still knocking about and would deffo be worth a punt if we got Ollie North in as coach

Noriega is still knocking about and would deffo be worth a punt if we got Ollie North in as coach

 

 

I looked at him but wondered, do you think Latin, Central American flare is what'll get us out of the shit? We need military type leadership. Not pretty, but it's results we're after.

I looked at him but wondered, do you think Latin, Central American flare is what'll get us out of the shit? We need military type leadership. Not pretty, but it's results we're after.

Hence Ollie North! Noriega provides the flare, Ollie the discipline. Simple.

Hence Ollie North! Noriega provides the flare, Ollie the discipline. Simple.

 

Good call. Darkside, if you're reading this, you know it makes sense.

I don't think either are under contract to anyone else either, cheaper option. Plus, I reckon the General'll have them selling cut price bing at ESL bar. Winner!

 

 

 

 

<though drugs are clearly for mugs, kids>

Good call. Darkside, if you're reading this, you know it makes sense.

I don't think either are under contract to anyone else either, cheaper option. Plus, I reckon the General'll have them selling cut price bing at ESL bar. Winner!

I take it all back, they're lightweights.

Step forward Hassan Ngeze, one of the architects of the Rwandan genocide:.

Says wiki:

"He was interviewed by RTLM and Radio Rwanda several times between April and June 1994, and in these broadcasts called for the extermination of the Tutsis and Hutus in opposition to the government.

Ngeze is alleged to have personally supervised and taken part in torture, mass rape, and killings in his native Gisenyi Prefecture. He was also an organizer of the Impuzamugambi militia."

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if he can organise the Impuzamugambi militia, he can certainly sort out a decent back four

Hence Ollie North! Noriega provides the flare, Ollie the discipline. Simple.

 

Isn't there a health and safety issue here? It's ok on European grounds but we don't allow any flare at the Reebok.

another name in the hat

 

 

pele, he'll be stiff in the tackle

Hard as nails

henry weston

henry rollins

henry the janitor (yes, i know)

Tony Henry

Kenny Senior?

Kenny Senior?

 

 

Jackie Chan as fitness coach?

Jackie Chan as fitness coach?

 

with Chuck Norris looking after the keepers

John McGinlay?

Jiminho?

John McGinlay?

 

Good to see someone with a sense of humour despite the darkness of the day.

Good to see someone with a sense of humour despite the darkness of the day.

 

It's the only thing keeping me going..

Mark Hughes

Alan Curbishley

Gianfranco Zola

Ray Wilkins

Ray Mear

Anyone really...

Harry Houdini (escape act required)