Been fretting allday about what to wear, how to act! My mum just says be myself but if i do that i could well be trying to nail her mum come 21:00! also my bird is picking me up which means i can have a few drinks! This time in the morning i could well be an excepted member of the family or well and truley out of the circle of trust!!

do

 

nail the mother

Don't ask the father if he likes a finger up his arse whilst he's shagging the mother.

 

HTH.

You will be fine mate, use the legendry Tony G charm on the Mum and talk about Footy with the Dad

dont,s

do the father

tell them you know me

Don't wipe your cock on the curtain after shagging her on the settee when they've all gone to bed. The dog will start licking the curtain in the morning or so I'm told

Im not normally like this and really never give a shit! However her Dad is my boss at work, and they are quite well off(hence im off to Hale), oh and he's originally from bolton but a DMB!Things could turn nasty tonight!

Any idea of, HBAHT?

Any idea of, HBAHT?

 

 

I dont, however my missus is very attractive, her younger sister is just as good looking, and my missus says her mum is a MILF, so its all to play for!HTH!

Im not normally like this and really never give a shit! However her Dad is my boss at work, and they are quite well off(hence im off to Hale), oh and he's originally from bolton but a DMB!Things could turn nasty tonight!

Sounds like a script for a soap opera

 

 

Do you have the "working class hero" T shirt

Ha, i do indeed BD! If it was upto me id wear a wanderers top, but she will go nuts! Im from a working class family and proud of it, she's from an upper class family and proud of it, we try and meet somewhere in the middle usually more towards her side!

You're shagging your bosses daughter????

 

Rodney, you plonker.

 

Messy.

asking for relationship advice on here

 

fcuk me sideways, i've seen it all

You're shagging your bosses daughter????

 

Rodney, you plonker.

 

Messy.

 

Couldnt be helped! Its his own fault for hiring her as the new receptionist in summer! Besides if it goes tits up and i get the sack then his daughter as horrible as it sounds will become the next star of rudetube!

Get yourself a big sack of Columbias finest, that should sort the nerves.

 

After a few drinks offer everyone a line and they will think you are a very generous young Gentleman.

have you fingered the mother yet?

Tell her dad you split up with your last girlfriend because she didnt like it up the wrong un and objected to you strapping her up to the bed with your belt.

 

Just as her mums pouring the gravy would be about the best time.

SO......How did it go. you still in work or have you got a pay rise?

All went well! The mother is indeed quite a MILF,in the end i rode there and back so didnt drink which may of been for the best! They made me very welcome and there was no hiccups! Her mam had a go at me for owning a motorbike, but other than that it went swimmingly! Family holidays beckons!

Good on you lad,once you get a foothold in the Hale set, no looking back.

All went well! The mother is indeed quite a MILF,in the end i rode there and back so didnt drink which may of been for the best! They made me very welcome and there was no hiccups! Her mam had a go at me for owning a motorbike, but other than that it went swimmingly! Family holidays beckons!

 

So you said 'I wish I could afford a car to safely drive your daughter round, but I understand money is tight at work so can not expect a pay rise.'

 

Did nt you ?

All went well! The mother is indeed quite a MILF,in the end i rode there and back so didnt drink which may of been for the best! They made me very welcome and there was no hiccups! Her mam had a go at me for owning a motorbike, but other than that it went swimmingly! Family holidays beckons!

 

Didn't you come back with the one liner it was your second favourite ride

So you said 'I wish I could afford a car to safely drive your daughter round, but I understand money is tight at work so can not expect a pay rise.'

 

Did nt you ?

 

 

My queen bee said the same thing, she said i should of asked for an interest free loan! Pato that one liner although a classic and one id not thought of would of been a sure fire way to be chopped up and fed to the pigs! I acted quite shy and let them think i was a quiet lad, little do they know! Next step is getting her a Bolton top with "Swallow 69" on the back!!

 

 

 

My queen bee said the same thing, she said i should of asked for an interest free loan! Pato that one liner although a classic and one id not thought of would of been a sure fire way to be chopped up and fed to the pigs! I acted quite shy and let them think i was a quiet lad, little do they know! Next step is getting her a Bolton top with "Swallow 69" on the back!!

I hope you aren't riding around on a fucking puff truck, bean can, hair dryer, skooter, the parents will be against you if you are.

Bolty is gonna be like red rag to a bull with that comment! No mines a proper bike!

Next time you go there and use the bathroom, nip into her mums room, rob some of her gear from the muckyknicker basket and post them on here.