March 6, 201214 yr is it just me or does anyone else a certain set of 'rules' when it comes to food and drink? for instance i would never dream of drinking fizzy pop before at least 11am...some folks ive worked and indeed my missus would think nothing of drinking a can of coke at 8am (i feel like pushing her down the stairs when she does this) likewise i wouldnt dream of drinking tea or coffie at night. no pies or savory items before 11am.breakfast type items till then....i was once stood ordering a bacon barm in a shop in scotland at 9.30am and a bloke came in and ordered a cheese and onion sandwich with a take away soup...i felt like repeatedly stabbing him in the neck with one of the plastic forks on the counter. anyone that can have soup or beef drinks in the morning needs coating with dog turd and pushing in some nettles. and no breakfast type items after 11am. i see folk having a full english for their tea in the pub down the road.what the fucks all that about?....you simply should not be allowed to eat eggs and bacon at night.wrong on so many levels. so is it just me? oh and you cant drink tizer twice in a day.
March 6, 201214 yr I agree with Baz. Vimto, first drink of the day. My perfect breakfast would be a Carrs pasty if I could. I hate all that breakfast type food.
March 6, 201214 yr Author you cant have a pasty for your breakfast!! fuck me sideways. is it a horwich thing?
March 6, 201214 yr you cant have a pasty for your breakfast!! fuck me sideways. is it a horwich thing? Curry for lunch is normal too. Freak!
March 6, 201214 yr Supose it depends upon how long you've been up. The bloke ordering the pastie at your breakfast time might be his dinner. Saying that, Mrs Cure did used to sell schoolkids pasties for breakfast, and you wonder why the country's going to the dogs...... (Well, it's her fault)
March 6, 201214 yr Supose it depends upon how long you've been up. The bloke ordering the pastie at your breakfast time might be his dinner. Saying that, Mrs Cure did used to sell schoolkids pasties for breakfast, and you wonder why the country's going to the dogs...... (Well, it's her fault) Greenhalghs down H/Town was open at 8ish so we could get pasties back in the 80s.
March 6, 201214 yr Those that smoke before having food and drink in the mornig get under Ryan's skin.
March 6, 201214 yr Those that smoke before having food and drink in the mornig get under Ryan's skin. NB is with Ryan on this one. Dirty bastards.
March 6, 201214 yr Author i used to dig away with my old gaffer,hed think nothing of having a roll up in bed. dirty cunt.
March 6, 201214 yr Im with gonzo on this Hes got his rules spot on Another one is chocolate anytime before dinner is just weird The fizzy drinks if the morning i dont get, i physically cant drink anything other than anykind of juice, water or milk before dinner
March 6, 201214 yr The fizzy drinks if the morning i dont get, i physically cant drink anything other than anykind of juice, water or milk before dinner Milk is disgusting. I gip when I see anyone necking a bottle of it of a morning.
March 6, 201214 yr I get up when I want, Except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awakened by the dustmen,I put my trousers on, Have a cup of tea , And I think about leaving the house.
March 6, 201214 yr forgot to mention the no curry before 5pm rule. Give over, you can't beat a cold curry from the night before for breakfast in the morning!
March 6, 201214 yr and no breakfast type items after 11am. i see folk having a full english for their tea in the pub down the road.what the fucks all that about?....you simply should not be allowed to eat eggs and bacon at night.wrong on so many levels. I made myself a full english at 6pm on Saturday. That's just how I roll.
March 6, 201214 yr Give over, you can't beat a cold curry from the night before for breakfast in the morning! Or reheated Kebab mmmmmmm
March 6, 201214 yr I largely agree with Gonzo. One thing of mine is the only meat I can stomach first thing in the morning is bacon or sausage - the cold meats in Euro hotels turn my stomach. Can't imagine anything worse than an early morning energy drink.
March 6, 201214 yr Can't imagine anything worse than an early morning energy drink. I quite often have a bottle of Orange Lucozade Sport to accompany my morning commute.
March 6, 201214 yr Every Friday, all the office have a Egg, Bacon & Sausage barm around 8.30, by 10:30 the bag of custard doughnuts I've brought in for afternoon tea have gone, one each. Edited March 6, 201214 yr by C86
March 6, 201214 yr Fruit & Meat should never be on the same plate. eg Gammon & Pineapple is just wrong, don't mix your dessert with your main course.
March 6, 201214 yr Fruit & Meat should never be on the same plate. eg Gammon & Pineapple is just wrong, don't mix your dessert with your main course. Sweet & Sour - Vile Raisins in a Curry, other than Vesta, who thought that was a good idea?
March 6, 201214 yr Fruit & Meat should never be on the same plate. eg Gammon & Pineapple is just wrong, don't mix your dessert with your main course. Is Gammon, Egg & Pineapple acceptable? I hope so
March 6, 201214 yr I quite often have a bottle of Orange Lucozade Sport to accompany my morning commute. I meant more the cans of relentless and red bull you see the yoof chugging down.
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