cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

Sounds like there's a hurricane brewing in Little Bolton.

The toms are off

 

 

Man Uggs are on

 

I am joking btw

Edited April 3, 201214 yr by superjohnmcginlay

The toms are off

 

Every cloud..............

Sounds like there's a hurricane brewing in Little Bolton.

 

i can hear the waves smashing the prom wall...

 

may wipe out a few of them tranny doggers under the metrapole....

Watched the gritter head out of Atherton into Bolton, stopped gritting, turned round and started gritting the moment he hit the Wigan sign. Not a grain dropped in Bolton. Pie eating cunt!

Watched the gritter head out of Atherton into Bolton, stopped gritting, turned round and started gritting the moment he hit the Wigan sign. Not a grain dropped in Bolton. Pie eating cunt!

Yeah, the set of Wiggin bastards, the Salford gritters drop well into Farnworth and Kearsley, and if your lucky they might empty your bins if you live on the border and you paint them pink.

it going to be a fun day working outside

it going to be a fun day working outside

 

I'm so glad I can sit on my arse in the office alll day, horrible out there this morning, can't feel the left side of my face.

my line manager was meant to be at mine for 8 to get down to head office, she is snowed in at her house in Skipton.

 

That decent week will be the sum total of our summer.

Took me a fcuking hour to travel 12 miles to Blackley. M62 boards saying long delays J18-J24. Some cunt in a truck no doubt toppled over in the winds.

 

I've had to put my big coat on today.

Bit hairy goin over the tops into the abyss of east lancashire this mornin...full blown blizzard.

 

All the idiots are out in shorts,black socks and trainers now as its now sunny...

20 minutes door to door. I love my new jobbie

Just discovered ive lost 2 ridge tiles over night, luckily they fell onto the back garden, if they had landed on the front my car would have took the brunt.

Got an email from an ex-colleague who's escaped to Bolty's neck of the woods giving me an update on how they are settling in. Usual stuff pace/quality of life, weather, commute along the coast road etc etc and he's only been there 3 weeks!!

 

Was just emailing him back to say we've heard it all before on here when the top of the fuckin' bathroom window blew out!!

Andrew, that reminds me, will you go and check on my strawberry plant pots out the back, ta.

Andrew, that reminds me, will you go and check on my strawberry plant pots out the back, ta.

 

Don't tell me you didn't put them in the orangery this morning!!

 

 

Don't tell me you didn't put them in the orangery this morning!!

that's for oranges you idiot!

that's for oranges you idiot!

 

Is that why my tomatoes won't grow!!

Was meant to be working away this week, I'd have looked a right cunt coming back on the train in my trackie top.

20 minutes door to door. I love my new jobbie

 

Long time for a shit that, you being a lady an' all.

froze my rastafarian nees nees off today. all friggin day I've been outside

My office is fucking freezing. The central heating has now been turned off until October. I have a plug-in heater under my desk though which means I'm currently sat here with red hot feet and freezing cold hands. Looks like I'll have to bring a pullover ito work with me tomorrow.

My office is fucking freezing. The central heating has now been turned off until October. I have a plug-in heater under my desk though which means I'm currently sat here with red hot feet and freezing cold hands. Looks like I'll have to bring a pullover ito work with me tomorrow.

 

So was mine but it's gone back on again this afternoon.

 

 

So was mine but it's gone back on again this afternoon.

 

Lightweight

 

Get some jumpers on.

 

Clocks go forward, heating goes off. Rules is rules.

Lightweight

 

Get some jumpers on.

 

Clocks go forward, heating goes off. Rules is rules.

 

I lasted 'til 4pm but it was hampereing my ability to hit the keys on the laptop!