cracking flags mon.....

 

if this is global warming,will do for me....

 

im of to the beach.

 

ill keep an eye out swimming policemen.

fanny everywhere today

 

I nearly crashed into a petrol station before drooling at some lass

 

i was close to ejaculating in my underpants today aswell my 01257 fwend.

 

dove down cleveleys prom and saw two barely legals....struth mate.yellow shorts and white pumps....fuckity fuck fuck.

Evidently some do. They are obviously wrong though. Why didnt you mock them??

 

I was stunned N, really was.

Who is Wilfred Pickles then?

where do we all stand on middle aged men walking down a busy high street with no shirt on?

 

personally i think they should simply pushed to the floor and beaten with sticks.

kick em in the dick.

 

seen a few lads with hoodies, and shorts on with socks pulled up. but they do that in winter, so fook knows.

not much tail about mind.

just picked daughter up .fuck me there were some sights there not one MILF

how some of them got pregent is beoned me

just picked daughter up .fuck me there were some sights there not one MILF

how some of them got pregent is beoned me

 

Reminds me of a slightly paraphrased saying; Where there's a Whitt there's a way.

Days like today make me glad I work shifts, currently sat sunbathing in the back garden listening to music and I think I've just given the 97 year old man next door a shock!

Days like today make me glad I work shifts, currently sat sunbathing in the back garden listening to music and I think I've just given the 97 year old man next door a shock!

You can say that again.

how some of them got pregent is beoned me

 

Fully functioning pumps?

Aye!

winds me up seeing all the lazy cunt dole dossing scrotes enjoying this weather at my expense

winds me up seeing all the lazy cunt dole dossing scrotes enjoying this weather at my expense

 

 

Happy Hour's till 5pm. Cunts!

Scheduled days off 2 days before payday.

 

BASTARDS!

I'm off Thursday PM, well finishing this job, till the new one Monday, so it's bound to piss it down form noon on 29th.

just nipped into k-supplies on vernon street and their carpark is adjacent to the beer garden of the royal, it was rammed with the bbq goin and all pissed up gobbing off, I'm gonna campaign to get pubs closed during the day especially in the summer

just nipped into k-supplies on vernon street and their carpark is adjacent to the beer garden of the royal, it was rammed with the bbq goin and all pissed up gobbing off, I'm gonna campaign to get pubs closed during the day especially in the summer

 

Go back to the old days of open for lunch then shut til the evening.

It really is hot, not been yet this year, but gonna take dog to lake again someday if it carries on, doubt she'd have forgotten how to swim.

It really is hot, not been yet this year, but gonna take dog to lake again someday if it carries on, doubt she'd have forgotten how to swim.

 

Is a turbo run on the cards?

It really is hot, not been yet this year, but gonna take dog to lake again someday if it carries on, doubt she'd have forgotten how to swim.

 

 

tie a breezeblock to both you and the dogs legs and see if you both can swim

The one from Boltonforum?

You're like a turd that won't flush.

Living in Castlefield really pays off this time of year, top atmosphere and some stunners walking about too.

 

Mad though being this warm yet no leaves on trees etc

The Toms are on