Retro Ron Posted April 25, 2012 Posted April 25, 2012 Retro Ron's here,boys and girls the lad from the 80's with the perm and curls Start of the decade,women too scared to go out There was a Yorkshire serial killer about The north was in fear of a visit off the Ripper whilst the kids were scared by Grange Hill and Grippa Fridays in Rockers after the malt n hops grooving like something off top of the pops holidays in Benidorm with the match boys watching Auf Weidersehen and a bar full of noise Watching with pride the Falklands assault Thatcher stood firm and for once earned her salt The Argies couldnt hack it when we showed our teeth they fired off home to make thier corned beef Saturday,match days,times of our lives no time for women,sweetheats or wives Maggie's nemesis that was us we took it everywhere in our battlebus The football on offer was shocking and shite no wonder everybody just wanted to fight No mobile phones,no PC chat we'd be unannounced,ready for a spat All lads smart in ellesse,pringle and fila full of booze and no need for the dealer Sovereigns and krugerands for the boys in the fold Ratners made a killing on their tatty gold Not like now,scallies and scrotes cyber warriors and shagging goats Full of kids in the east stand lower with just one sneeze,the lot i'd floor Burnden was a fortress then,full of beered up game ready men not like the Reebok,it's a little boys pen Many came and many tried but all ended up on their sorry backside local derbies we had towns in fear you'd hear the shout ''Bolton are here'' Even Nat said out with the lout Alf Davies said ' there'd be no-one about ' Chelsea and the fearsome firm of headhunters cockney tarts really full of gruff munters credit due though,came when there was a ban but they couldn't cope and up manny rd were ran Millwall and the famous bushwhackers Harry the Dog,straight down after one in the knackers not the case at Luton in the infamous riot out of the blue and kept on the quiet 30 years since Keegan and the toon came in force 10,000 strong but got the same treatment of course Leeds were next with their mighty service crew coach after coach descending on you Meanwhile Thatcher shit on the miners blokes totally skint on strike ending up with shiners The Met sent their shithouse police All the overtime,seen as their Golden Fleece Proud men lost their homes and jobs Whilst ?1,000's were made by those cockney knobs Back at the match,Sheffield United came to celebrate promotion Boy,that bank holiday was a commotion in fancy dress,vicars,pink panther and one as a Nazi He got floored though by a Frank Partington pasty Bradford came too for their promotion party The Ointment ? More like that dick Russell Harty Middlesbrough arrived early with the game Frontline The Sweet Green ended up like being hit by a landmine Wigan,burnley,preston,blackburn we went always in their end the 90 minutes was spent Port Vale away,now that was bad nearly the end for one unlucky lad Bank holiday weekend and down to Southend the pitch invasion,the beginning of the end CCTV and Colin Moynihan's list of shame 100's were on it,all sharing the blame The in-fighting of Tonge Moor and Great lever the end of the Cuckoo's,of that i'm a believer Day of the dawn raids,many a door went through no time for a cuppa with a sugar or two Mums saying ' the police are here,show your face ' Sod i that i thought,i'm knocking one over Linda Lovelace The 80's era,many good happy days my friend but as they ay,all good things must come to an end Nowadays its grim and overpaid shit Orange warriors saying ' no standing,you've got to sit ' if you don't obey,you're out on your arse Imagine that at Burnden ? nah,you'd end up behind bars Quote
Lever Ender in L.A. Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 Retard Ron has to be an alias, surely? it is...and don't call me Surely........................3 house points to name the movie Quote
leigh white Posted April 26, 2012 Posted April 26, 2012 it is...and don't call me Surely........................3 house points to name the movie Airplane ? i would guess. Quote
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