Why not ban all angry folk from driving?

Why not ban all angry folk from driving?

 

Why not ban angry folk from a lot of things? Sadly, it's not going to happen is it?

If you lot got out of my fucking way when I'm driving then it would be a lot fucking easier

 

Many a time I've dropped my brew steering past some twat in a Micra drivin at 25

 

 

Why not ban angry folk from a lot of things? Sadly, it's not going to happen is it?

There are a lot of angry folk around aren't there. I work with a chap who is always angry about something or other. he's going to give himself a heart attack....hopefully

Hows my Driving? Ring: '0800-dont-give-a-shit'

 

Anyone ever actually rung one of these numbers?

There are a lot of angry folk around aren't there. I work with a chap who is always angry about something or other. he's going to give himself a heart attack....hopefully

 

It's nice to get passionate about stuff, it makes us human, but anger, well, there really is no need most of the time, is there?

I might be turning into an old hippy (my armpits and legs are still hairfree though), but if someone's nice to you, acting angry towards them makes you look a cunt to anyone else. And if someone's acting all angry like a cunt towards you, a cutting remark is usually sufficient I find unless they're really thick, and then actually, it's usually even funnier.

Also, and another word of wisdom from my father: If you're going ot kick off, make sure you are pretty sure you can win.

 

Offering folk out willy nilly is probably, one day, going to end in your own tears.

I have a rule of giving any car driven by someone wearing a hat a wide berth. Invariably there are old boys taking the wife on the weekly super market trip or some chav youth.

 

Doesnt take a genius work out the truck lost control, hit the barrier on the left, went left, went right then topeopleed over on to these poor bastards in the audi on a day trip

 

nah, to me it's clearly obvious the audi is driving down the wrong side of the road in the first place

nah, to me it's clearly obvious the audi is driving down the wrong side of the road in the first place

 

Looks like it isn't in a road worthy condition too.

They police parking aint helped, hard to avoid them their !

on the other side of the road, do you reckon any of them white vans shunted each other whilst rubber necking? - leading to the drivers all getting angry with each other?

You'd have to be crazy taking a convertible onto the motorway in the first place.

You'd have to be crazy taking a convertible onto the motorway in the first place.

 

Depends on the make. I'd not go near an old BMW one on a motorway.

Edited July 26, 201214 yr by no balls

Anyway when I become minister for transport, outside lane saloon / hatchback/estate cars only on motorways of 3 lanes or more.

No Vans, no 4X4s No People carriers. You can then see what the twatting hell is going on 4 or 5 cars in front when they touch their brakes, seeing as everyone drives so as to not leave a gap for an undertaking car/ van to fill

What is it with these people carriers like Picassos that still only hold 5 people, they're just higher so you can't see in front of them.

Fucking pointless vehicles!

Edited July 26, 201214 yr by no balls

Hows my Driving? Ring: '0800-dont-give-a-shit'

 

Anyone ever actually rung one of these numbers?

never rang one, but a lad at a place i used to work at had his own made with his own mobile on it, then would cut people up on his daily deliveries,cause a row and tell someone to fúck off wanker etc, then give them dogs abuse down the phone too when they rang to complain. Lasted 'til someone than rang the firms number on the side of his wagon and told em what was going on and posted a recording of his vitriol. Was wrong, but funny a fuck listening to it in his disciplinary.

I hate fuckers sat in lane 3 doing 60-70mph when lane 1 and 2 are free.

 

Ended up undertaking an old timer doing 60mph in the 4th lane of the M6 today, other lanes where clear as a bell.

Some cunt in a blue 07 astra undertook me on the M61 tonight and got off at Bolton towards Hunger Hill. Weaving in and out like a right nobhead. I'd not even left a full car's gap between me an the car in front so had to brake.

If that is you and you are reading this, I hope you and your wife don't end up under a wagon and thus fucking up other people's journeys, you stupid fucking prick!

 

I half wanted to go up his arse and get all aggressive but was glad I didn't as I saw his wife at the Bolton junction and that was punishment enough for him. He was probably rushing to get out of being in the car with her

Edited July 26, 201214 yr by no balls

bloke passed me on the motorway smiling and clapping his hands, as he carried on I saw a Bolton badge in his rear window, I wondered what the fuck he was on about then remembered I have "coyle out" written in the dirt

 

jsl

 

anyway, nissan micras, ford ka's, ford fusions, hyundai getz, fiat 500's, suzukis and toyota yaris', keep off the fuckin roads and leave it to us who can drive

 

anyway, nissan micras, ford ka's, ford fusions, hyundai getz, fiat 500's, suzukis and toyota yaris', keep off the fuckin roads and leave it to us who can drive

Can I also add Citreon C1's to the list as well please

Can I also add Citreon C1's to the list as well please

 

yeah, the was anothor one yesterday i think it was a daiwoo as i forced past em

Agree with the most on here. White van drivers are the worst.

 

You just know, with tattood arms, empty McDonalds wrappers on the window, earings, shaved head, that they beat their wives up and /or go to EDL meets !

 

i dare say i'm being victimised here...

 

 

on motorways its hard work causing an accident when your stuck at 60mph, however its scary driving when people cant get their head round that.

 

and with my job if i drive like a dick, i'll lose my license and my job, so its more like driving miss daisy.