The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today.
We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner.
We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.
A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight.
We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided.
We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs.
After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so.
Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside.
If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired.
Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints.
You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling.
His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous.
The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager.
As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats.
The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth.
Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue.
These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish
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The Sons of the Desert make the following recommendations to you directly,based on the minutes of our annual convention today.
We strongly urge you to make appointment immediately to see your General Practitioner.
We have noticed a massive swelling in your trousers and have come to the conclusion that you may have prostrate trouble,as you have enormous bollocks in believing that Brother Coyle is the right man to lead the once brave charges of Bolton Wanderers Football Club.
A visit to an opticians is also strongly recommended,due to the fact that everybody can see the damage Mr Coyle is doing,whereas your rose tinted spectacles are clearly not helping your eyesight.
We admire loyalty in a man,but believe yours is totally blind and misguided.
We assume you go to the same place of worship as Coyle,as you both have the same blind faith in their underlings who are clearly incompetent at their jobs.
After the initial honeymoon period following his appointment,the club has gone in reverse quicker than an Italian tank,and will continue to do so.
Urgent action is strongly required Mr Gartside.
If your testicle problem is all clear,then i suggest you grow some bollocks and dismiss your good friend,as any underforming manager of any company in life would expect to be fired.
Rumour was rife 18 months ago,that Coyle was in the frame for the position of managing Liverpool Football Club. Again,we assume the position was as translator to a Mr K Dalglish,as Coyle clearly cannot manage a piss after 10 pints.
You may have been misguided by his ''success'' in a league of 2nd rate pub league standard,but his tactical nous is appalling.
His defence and midfield have always had more gaps than a Liverpudlian's CV,and his loyalty to former staff borders on the ludicrous.
The Sons of the Desert though,have never had any doubt about his managerial capabilty and ability..................we all know that he has always been a shit manager.
As a result of your misguided faith and loyalty to this man,thousands of proud Boltonians will make themselves heard with their big feet and empty seats.
The days of continental travel is a long distant memory. The good folk of Bolton,are now preparing for invasions of the heady hotspots of Hartlepool and balmy Bournemouth.
Whilst at your GP's,please make appointments for many thousands of Wanderers fans,who are suffering from problems with throats,stomach,ears,eyes and fatigue.
These are the classic symptoms of being sick and tired of being fed the same bullshit,hearing the usual drivel from the hierarchy,and being force to swallow pride whilst watching rubbish
Mr Coyle,be a good man and hang up your trainers
Yours sincerely
The Bolton Lodge
ps - you owe me £25 for my bet,you prick !!