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Rough As Fuck Roll Call

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im in again, its becoming all to regular

 

I have got more stamps than the royal mail

 

invented a new drink called a code red, double vodka, single jager and red bull! fucking letrhal. About £9 a time but they ruin your life, I had ten and could not see

 

p.s happy birthday No Balls :give_rose:

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    If you'd never been and only read NB et al's posts on Horwich you'd be forgiven for expecting this   

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    In. Rolled in at 3am sat morning. Text at 9am offering a free ticket to City/Bournemouth.   Sat in The Whisky Jar in the NQ at 12.30 with 2 for £6 TsingTao and a couple of whisky liveners   City S

  • Quite right, too.   Print this off and stick it up in your home:

Right, I stopped drinking after a 48 hour hangovers, apart from the odd one or two.

 

Got absolutely mullered last week, on the Sagres in Lisbon where a bloke just kept bringing more at £1 a bottle.

 

Not a hint of a hangover in the morning. I reckon my liver must have been fooked before or something.

I put my trainers on a 40 degree 2 hour and 40 minute wash at 6:02am this morning.

 

Are they size three now?

i think you must have put my internal organs in the same wash

 

feel like a tramps bumhole

Thanks all, but I really am in a microcosm of pain.

 

I think it's a sign from God I'm now at an age where alcohol is sufficient. The lights are now going out & darkness is looming.

 

Fuck knows how bad Sunday tea with the parents will be.

Rough here. That's the last bunga bunga party I go to for a while.

Rough here. That's the last bunga bunga party I go to for a while.

 

you cant beat a bunga bunga party my friend! ;)

 

and Nb....avoid eye contact at all costs!

 

Im going to drink myself out of this mess Im in today.

try a code red gonzo

 

double vodka, single jager and red bull

 

its like petrol, i think i have found the cure to the western worlds addiction to oil

try a code red gonzo

 

double vodka, single jager and red bull

 

its like petrol, i think i have found the cure to the western worlds addiction to oil

 

sounds ace.

 

I may aswell just stick the nut on my missus now.

 

Save the hassle later on.

ha ha

 

do us a favour mate and come and stick one on my misses whilst your at it, i couldnt manage it

 

just fallen down the stairs

 

I might start a new thread "fallen down the stairs roll call"

 

and Nb....avoid eye contact at all costs!

 

 

Ha Ha! I've just had to nip to Sainsbury's. Bad move. I laughed at the till assistant, I mean really laughed. She didn't :D

Nb - Happy Birthday! (Hope the day improves)

Nb - Happy Birthday! (Hope the day improves)

 

Thank you. So do I as currently all I need is a hot vimto, my back rubbing and to be told it'll all be alright.

 

Kids, remember it's not big or clever when you're middle aged to act the nob!

im in again, its becoming all to regular

 

I have got more stamps than the royal mail

 

invented a new drink called a code red, double vodka, single jager and red bull! fucking letrhal. About £9 a time but they ruin your life, I had ten and could not see

 

p.s happy birthday No Balls :give_rose:

drunk vodka red bull and jäger many a time

 

Welcome to my world of mongyness :D

drunk vodka red bull and jäger many a time

 

Welcome to my world of mongyness :D

 

Belgrade bombers!

Happy Birthday, 21 I'd guess...

Love you EG. :D

 

I've taken to my bed with a vimto & packet of transformer snacks (spicy).

 

Oh to be young and still be able to do 3 nights in a row without the grim reaper tapping you on the shoulder!

Love you EG. :D

 

I've taken to my bed with a vimto & packet of transformer snacks (spicy).

 

Oh to be young and still be able to do 3 nights in a row without the grim reaper tapping you on the shoulder!

 

Thought you'd be having cheese on toast.

Thought you'd be having cheese on toast.

 

I'm not up to cooking!

i'm enrolling as a new member today.

 

had a major sesh with our wolverhampton poster,the unforgettable billynotwright. drinking some stupid 63% caribbean rum until 5 this morning,think it was called overview. the placcy brummy was sick as a dog for half hour this morning,shouldn't mess with the big boys.

having said that,i'm as rough as a victim of jimmy saville

I'm not up to cooking!

 

:innocent:

:innocent:

 

I'm pretending I haven't a clue what you're on about :D

Went out for a few light hearted scoops yesterday. Woke-up at half midnight at Mcr Airport. Safe to say it wasnt my planned destination. I blame the free Jim Beam & ginger in Corbieres

Went out for a few light hearted scoops yesterday. Woke-up at half midnight at Mcr Airport. Safe to say it wasnt my planned destination. I blame the free Jim Beam & ginger in Corbieres

 

good work my man smiley! :D

 

Im fucking terrible today,shaking all over the place.

 

Monday club anyone??

I might need a few of you to be on suicide watch later on.

Thanks

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