Im sure all of us have that one teacher that for some reason or other you just didnt get along with?

 

Mine was Mrs Timmins,my English teacher...aka Blubber-fish.

 

She fuckin hated me and the feeling was mutual.

 

The fat ankled smelly piece of shit actually said to me infront of a class full of people...'you may aswell give up on life now ,as you will never,ever make anything of yourself you waste of oxygen'!! hahaha...fucking charming!

 

I ended up getting a B and going on the A-level English...so she must of done something right I suppose.

 

She rang my Parents up on Friday night once,my old man swore she was leathered,she told em both exactly what she thought of me,and that I had to go in on Saturday morning at 9am to hand in my outstanding coursework,or she was kicking me out of the exam! I was off my rocker at a house party when I got the call!

 

Didnt get on too well with Dr Barker either,he used to call me a little venomous toad...but I went on to nob his massive boobied daughter,then fucked her off for our peg,so Il call it even with him.

 

But that Mrs Timmins...The fat necked fucker...il bump into one day and ask for my Bolton scarf back.

Edited September 10, 201213 yr by gonzo

Oh, and how no-one has mentioned Townsend from BCG, I don't know.

Horrible cunt of a man.

I remember him and his fuckin sandal

Oh, and how no-one has mentioned Townsend from BCG, I don't know.

Horrible cunt of a man.

 

 

We have discussed this on another thread recently. Absolute twat and a fucking deadshot with the blackboard duster, the greasy DMB. Used to introduce a 'g' between the last two letters of my surname the fucking weirdo.

 

I also hated Paddy Roberts. Fucker caned me for being the first ever skinhead at BCGS in 1969.

 

:"Why am I being caned?"

 

"Because I don't want skinhead violence being brought into my school".

 

No other reason - just the haircut. His face at assembly around a week later when 80% of the lads in the school were sporting the same no. 1 

 

Have that you owd cunt.

Garnetgt??

Garnetgt??

 

 

No. Adonigs.

reading this thread, it appears there were a few of us there at a similar time.

 

We were in the 5th form when he had his trial, his fiancee (Miss Merrills ?) was our form tutor at the time, some eag (not me) stuck the centre pages of NOTW (in which he was the feature) on the 'back' of the roller blackboards, so when she rolled it down, there he was.

Didn't see her for a week or two after that.

 

My memory of Grimshaw is on the cross country, him driving around in his jag, on his car phone (which was rare in 81-82 ish)

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

Well I was there in '69.

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

1980-1985.

 

As said before, never had a problem with Townsend.

Do you remember Mr Richardson- looked like a wookie- taught maths and was a crackshot with a piece of chalk.

Only had the abortionist for the occasional pe lesson.

1981 - 1986. Anyone remember Mr Holden one of the history teachers? Great guy, used to drag me out of lessons to scrounge fags and matches.

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

 

I was there from 1976 till it went comprehensive in 1982 (then Smithills VIth Form). 

 

Remember two sister teachers that we all knew as fatty and thinny ince.

 

There was some psycho maths teacher (Mr Payne) who used to make us wrestle him at the end of year 

 

Mr German (who I think was an extra in Kez - unless my memory is playing tricks)

 

Mr Altham who punched one of my mates for running off the kerb on a cross country run up stitch me lane

 

Mr Moizer who almost blew up the chemistry lab with a piece of sodium and then he paid for the whole of our form to be custard pied by the upper VIth during charity week

 

Bob Dearden "remember lads we only play sport for fun but it aint no fun losing  - get out there and win!!"

 

Great times (I think) 

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

1967 to 1973

1980-1985.

 

As said before, never had a problem with Townsend.

Do you remember Mr Richardson- looked like a wookie- taught maths and was a crackshot with a piece of chalk.

Only had the abortionist for the occasional pe lesson.

 

80-85 too.

Townsend was our form tutor the first year. Richardson in the 4th (also had him for maths for about 4 years.) Liked the bloke.

 

Had Lord as Form tutor in 3rd year down at Tonge, then a few years later bought my first car off him from an ad in the Evening News.

 

Bolty, Paddy must have mellowed by the time we got there as he was ok then.

80-85 too.

Townsend was our form tutor the first year. Richardson in the 4th (also had him for maths for about 4 years.) Liked the bloke.

 

Had Lord as Form tutor in 3rd year down at Tonge, then a few years later bought my first car off him from an ad in the Evening News.

 

Bolty, Paddy must have mellowed by the time we got there as he was ok then.

I had Townsend as form teacher in the first year- therefore we were in the same class. So who are you?...

1970 t0 1976.

As documented else where Townsend was a c@@t.

Miss Jones . School boys dream on legs

Girls game teacher . Hot babe.

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

I'm another 80-85er

 

Dick Emery was my first form teacher, can't even remember the others

townsends slippering room was at the back of my form room 12A . Had mr Richardson as my form teacher and for maths.my daughter went to withins later and Richardson was her form teacher and he remembered me and still scared the life out of me.

Anyone remember a biology teacher called Miss Powell cracking body on her as i remember

I'm another 80-85er

 

Dick Emery was my first form teacher, can't even remember the others

Seems a vintage year.

1967 to 1973

 

 

You must remember Miss Winterbottom then - girls PE teacher? She'd be arrested these days.

 

She was obviously a massive lover of dick as each time she took us when our bloke was away she never missed the opportunity to walk into the changing rooms for some spurious reason when most of us were bollock naked/in the showers etc.

 

Have to say she was a sport though,. Her trampoline demo's in white pleated sports skirt and matching knickers used to have us all barred up.

 

Before anyone asks, absolutely flat as a fluke but spectacular from the waist down. Pretty face as well.

 

Bolty, Paddy must have mellowed by the time we got there as he was ok then.

 

Find that very hard to believe. He was a real nasty bastard when I was there.

Girls game teacher . Hot babe.

 

Winterbottom?

Find that very hard to believe. He was a real nasty bastard when I was there.

Didn't really have many dealings with Paddy- as a head I suppose we wouldn't.

He did arrive one break time, as one lad inadvertantly tapped football from under a desk, I gently rolled it back so he could return it. He took it that we were playing football and we were dispatched to pick litter up in the grounds for a lunch period.

Didn't really have many dealings with Paddy- as a head I suppose we wouldn't.

He did arrive one break time, as one lad inadvertantly tapped football from under a desk, I gently rolled it back so he could return it. He took it that we were playing football and we were dispatched to pick litter up in the grounds for a lunch period.

 

 

I suppose the first bloke with a no. 1 hair cut was an easy to pick out target. 

 

You must be better at blending into the background 

Must have been. Couldn't understand a shaved style. No option now, but my swede burns like buggery, within a few minutes, would much prefer some protection from a full head of hair.

Butler was a sadistic twat. Once saw him batter a kid round the head with the hard side of a board duster.

Fr McGovern, music, was pure evil too.

On 22/09/2017 at 09:01, gazza said:

there does seem to be a few on here who was at BCGS.

what years where we all there

i was 1979 - 1983

1976 - 1983 then off to North Bolton where I didnt really go much because one of my mates had passed his driving test.

Townsend was know as 'Peggy' on account of his square shoulders and his little round head. Good keeper if I remember right - used to love trying to knock his head off by smashing penalties at him during charity week.

On 23/09/2017 at 08:31, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Didn't really have many dealings with Paddy- as a head I suppose we wouldn't.

He did arrive one break time, as one lad inadvertantly tapped football from under a desk, I gently rolled it back so he could return it. He took it that we were playing football and we were dispatched to pick litter up in the grounds for a lunch period.

Paddy was really hard on what he thought was bullying which kept the school in check - especially when he had henchmen like Altham, Townsend, that geography teacher who had a slipper (and false teeth that flew out of his mouth once while I was being slippered) and that maths teacher who was an international wrestler to deal out the punishment.

On my first day at BCGS he sought me out and grabbed me by the ear before telling me his mrs had told him about me and he was going to keep an eye on me - his mrs was a teacher at Tonge Moor CP where I had just come from. What made it scarier was that he was in his mortar board and gown - coming from Tonge Moor and seeing this I was fucking shitting myself anyway.