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Your Mug

Everyone has their own 'favourite' mug whether that be at home or at work shirley?

 

For no particular reason this morning I started to take notice of what mugs others here at work have on their desks. I've so far clocked an "I love cats" and a "World's Best Uncle".

 

So fellow WWayers, what's on yours?

 

Mine, btw, is a large Batman one... or as I like to call it, the Batmug.

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thermos mug with ads wrote on it with black marker pen.

 

#neverbeenwashedeither.

 

If I worked with you (meaning me having a real job rather than just being an office jockey :D ) I'd be too tempted to draw a letter "i" after the A .. and write "bad" above it.

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If I worked with you (meaning me having a real job rather than just being an office jockey :D ) I'd be too tempted to draw a letter "i" after the A .. and write "bad" above it.

 

:D ....see thats the problem right there dazzler,any of the blokes/manual monkeys I may work with could never come up with something like that!

 

They would be more likely to take a shit in it...just for a laugh like!

 

 

The biggest thing you office jockeys miss out on,in not having a real job,is the wonderful and sometimes masterful pieces of graffiti on the back of the toilet doors!

 

I remember one that door that simply said 'Turd count' with a gazillion ticks next to it all the way across the door and round the side of the cubicle! classy.

 

'The Shotgun Shagger was ere' is also one of my faves....

 

you guys dont know what your missing.

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True, the bogs here are always sparkling, clean and graffiti free, I always use the single toilets on this floor rather than the main block downstairs as there's no 3G reception down there.

 

A mate of mine used to work in the offices at United Utilities and a memo had to be sent round to all staff requesting that whoever was doing it, would they please stop wiping bogeys on the walls of the toilet.

at work i have 2, a mr grumpy, secret santa purchased by one of my staff

 

and a daddy of the year, which was obviously a fathers day present.

 

 

at home, all our mugs are black denby. i wouldnt dream of putting a mug that didnt match in the cupboard.

 

more than my lifes worth.

DENBY with kids your brave DAVE

 

i have one with my companies logo on

 

and never make coffee in my tea cup heve a coffee cup to

True, the bogs here are always sparkling, clean and graffiti free, I always use the single toilets on this floor rather than the main block downstairs as there's no 3G reception down there.

 

A mate of mine used to work in the offices at United Utilities and a memo had to be sent round to all staff requesting that whoever was doing it, would they please stop wiping bogeys on the walls of the toilet.

 

you never had anyone leave a 'Fire Blanket' for you??!!

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you never had anyone leave a 'Fire Blanket' for you??!!

 

Enlighten me...

Knowing Gonzo, you won't want to know...

Where one of your workmates traps a piece of toilet roll under either side of the seat,creating a kind of hammock hovering just above the water.

 

Then the dirty fucker leaves a nice fresh steamer in the hammock for all to see.

 

Why folk do things like this is beyond me....but it happens.

I have a 'Combined Colours of Bolton' one at work. With the 3 strips (white, blue and red stripes, yellow) from 96, 97 ish?

 

Badly needs its weekly wash

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Haha :D

I have one with a picture of Nat Lofthouse on it, holding the FA Cup and smooking a tab.

 

as do i

DENBY with kids your brave DAVE

 

i have one with my companies logo on

 

and never make coffee in my tea cup heve a coffee cup to

 

they have their own coloured plastic crockery.

 

probably until theyre 18

I have a BWFC mug that sits proudly on my desk at work.

 

I have an England mug at home.

 

I do swap them in summer if there are football tournaments on. Thats how I roll...

as do i

 

...and me.

Where one of your workmates traps a piece of toilet roll under either side of the seat,creating a kind of hammock hovering just above the water.

 

Then the dirty fucker leaves a nice fresh steamer in the hammock for all to see.

 

Why folk do things like this is beyond me....but it happens.

 

I literally cant wait for my next shit to try this.

I literally cant wait for my next shit to try this.

 

make sure you add a few extra layers for strength mate,maybe even do a union jack style cross pattern.

Where one of your workmates traps a piece of toilet roll under either side of the seat,creating a kind of hammock hovering just above the water.

 

Then the dirty fucker leaves a nice fresh steamer in the hammock for all to see.

 

Why folk do things like this is beyond me....but it happens.

 

been pondering the execution of this

 

surely you're going to get your hands messy

 

if the turd is too long, it'll just fall off or force the paper into the toilet

 

if it's too small, it may fall too quickly/heavily and smash the paper

 

if it's anything else, and you can never be certain before hand, it just won't work

 

can't help thinking you have to get quite involved to pull this one off, but there's only one way to find out...

 

 

ps: Lofty the Lion

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I was thinking it must take a great deal of skill and a very well timed and controlled 'pinch'.

 

Alternatively, it'd be much easier to take a lunchbox into the cubicle and dump into that. You'd also need some form of spatula to then tease it out of the lunchbox onto the pre-prepared hammock.

 

 

make sure you add a few extra layers for strength mate,maybe even do a union jack style cross pattern.

If Didles had said that folk would be after stringing him up for treason.

I might do a diddles style youtube video and post the result on here

Used to have 2 BWFC mugs but broke one.

 

Today I have a, very faded, Mr Blobby - Nice to have a friend like you! one.

I might do a diddles style youtube video and post the result on here

 

attention seeker

Thermos one for work and travelling to and from,

 

Big Simpsons mug I've had for years at home,

 

 

well here we go

 

wish me good luck

Anyone else worried Garrp's had a jobby-induced aneurysm?

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