You're an odd breed.

 

 

Discuss.

There's a story here, isn't there?

You're an odd breed.

 

no odder than you bints

You're an odd breed.

 

 

Discuss.

 

Not half as odd as women!

Not half as odd as women!

 

Edit: CWP fastest fingers but great minds.

Men are odder, women are more nuts

You can fuck off.

 

If it wasn't for your funbags & fannies, I'd have you all tipped down a well.

Men are odd in the fact some deem it acceptable to beat prostitutes up with hammers and such like.

 

But apart from them,we are all tipper.

Some of us are total wankers, a higher proportion than wimmin, I'd say. A bloke two doors down from my Auntie in Stoke has left his missis over the weekend because he can't stand to go anywhere near her since a double mastectomy. He should be tarred and feathered.

A bloke two doors down from my Auntie in Stoke has left his missis over the weekend because he can't stand to go anywhere near her since a double mastectomy.

 

What an absolute cunt he must be

I reckon we are pretty straightforward, with base and basic needs

I would take odd now

 

Thats a result for me, been called a lot worse

 

odd is a compliment!!

 

I've been getting called a cunt all day

You're an odd breed.

 

 

Discuss.

 

 

Who left the toilet seat up then? Has to be some earth shattering event like that for this to come up.

You're an odd breed.

 

 

Discuss.

 

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Who left the toilet seat up then?

 

No Balls can piss standing up.

 

Fact.

I'd say there are far more ignorant men than wimmin but far more irrational wimmin than men.

No Balls can piss standing up.

 

Fact.

 

I also heard if she misses that she does not mind because it will evaporate over time.

Sometimes I piss on the sponge and squeeze it in the sink.

Sometimes I piss on the sponge and squeeze it in the sink.

 

Don't we all?

Sometimes I piss on the sponge and squeeze it in the sink.

 

Hahaha

I once had a piss in someone's house, and there was a sign saying:

 

"If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat "

 

I did and I did, with their bath puff.

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don't be stupid, I'm a lezzer remember!

At least we talk sense and not in fucking riddles for eg

 

Watching Corry on Monday night when Izzy and the Ginger stood outside in a street in Manc

 

Maude - I know where that is where they're stood

Me - Do you really because you don't know Manchester at all

Maude - It's outside the Palace Theatre

Me - I don't think it is what makes you think that?

Maude - Because it's near Granada studios so it obvious

Me - You're thinking of the BBC, the palace theatre is near the BBC not Granada

Maude - NO IT ISN'T IT'S JUST AROUND THE CORNER BECAUSE WE WALK PAST IT WHEN WE TAKE THE KIDS TO THE PANTO

Me - That's the Opera House

Maude - YES THAT'S WHAT I MEANT

Me - So you were wrong then

Maude - NO YOU JUST WASN'T LISTENING

Me - You said the Palace Theatre

Maude - BUT YOU KNOW WHERE I MEANT, YOU'RE JUST BEING ARGUMENTATIVE

Me - I give in

Maude - SEE I WAS RIGHT

 

So NB explain that then

I wouldn't have a conversation willingly about coronation street so I couldn't really comment.

you were watching Corrie.....