December 20, 201213 yr Good to know it didn't cause you any long term psychological damage though. Honestly, if you saw me you'd have no idea. Unless it was on one of those days when I go shouting at trains.
December 20, 201213 yr Honestly, if you saw me you'd have no idea. Unless it was on one of those days when I go shouting at trains. Do you shake your fist at them too? Do you know that bloke who looked like him out of sparks who used to wear a walkman round Bolton town centre and shout at the sky? He had a mate with a limp & bubble jacket.
December 20, 201213 yr nothing really stands out for me either way to be honest. Cant recall any xmas id say was better or worse than others
December 20, 201213 yr Tell a lie, i had vomiting bug once over the xmas period, was bad from 22nd to 24th in the main and still not 100pc right xmas day y
December 20, 201213 yr Do you shake your fist at them too? Do you know that bloke who looked like him out of sparks who used to wear a walkman round Bolton town centre and shout at the sky? He had a mate with a limp & bubble jacket. No, I just shout. I've never lived in Bolton so no I don't know him. I think I'm heading towards Allan Diddle territory though. I lived in Horwich when I was a nipper. Edited December 20, 201213 yr by Cheese
December 20, 201213 yr No, I just shout. I've never lived in Bolton so no I don't know him. I think I'm heading towards Allan Diddle territory though. I lived in Horwich when I was a nipper. Alreet!
December 20, 201213 yr nothing really stands out for me either way to be honest. Cant recall any xmas id say was better or worse than others To be honest, that may well be a good thing - I've had a couple of really shitty christmas' in the past that used to put a downer on things each year.
December 20, 201213 yr Alreet! I remember being 4 or 5, watching everyone outside the Queens Head throwing beer at him. Poor fucker.
December 20, 201213 yr Worst 82, walking home leathered and getting jumped off a gang of drunken lads. Best 85, spending it in B/Pool and getting the girlfriend pregnant in the Clifton Hotel.
December 20, 201213 yr Worst 82, walking home leathered and getting jumped off a gang of drunken lads. Best 85, spending it in B/Pool and WATCHING the girlfriend pregnant in the Clifton Hotel.
December 20, 201213 yr Best was 99 when my eldest dowter was born late Xmas eve. Had a turkey butty for my Xmas dinner but spent pretty much all day with her lay on me whilst mum slept. Worst was probably last year. First after we'd split up but we'd decided I should stay at 'home' on Xmas eve so the kids had their usual Xmas day routine. She got totally fucking arseholed at the cricket club kids xmas do whilst i stayed easy on it, then we all went home, said she wanted her boyfriend there instead (in MY fucking house) and went to bed leaving me to do the santa is coming thing with carrots and mince pies etc with the kids, put them to bed and basically do fuck all. I then had to wrap all the presents which given I'd moved out I didn't even know where they were! I was fucking livid and really upset that she'd fuck the kids Xmas up by being a selfish bitch. Yon mons welcome to her.
December 21, 201213 yr Best was 99 when my eldest dowter was born late Xmas eve. Had a turkey butty for my Xmas dinner but spent pretty much all day with her lay on me whilst mum slept. Worst was probably last year. First after we'd split up but we'd decided I should stay at 'home' on Xmas eve so the kids had their usual Xmas day routine. She got totally fucking arseholed at the cricket club kids xmas do whilst i stayed easy on it, then we all went home, said she wanted her boyfriend there instead (in MY fucking house) and went to bed leaving me to do the santa is coming thing with carrots and mince pies etc with the kids, put them to bed and basically do fuck all. I then had to wrap all the presents which given I'd moved out I didn't even know where they were! I was fucking livid and really upset that she'd fuck the kids Xmas up by being a selfish bitch. Yon mons welcome to her. fucking hell. well done for sticking there for the kids. better off with out by the sounds! Edited December 21, 201213 yr by The Wanderer
December 21, 201213 yr Best - my daughter as 3 year old,first realising what Christmas was about. Immense moment getting my first Wanderers kit and bike as an 8 year old Worst - waking up in Bolton Royal after an altercation with 6 bouncers at The Temple (i lost !) Them bouncers were twats, I think a coulple got shot at once. I got kicked out once for being to wrecked, I was off my tits for a week after.
December 21, 201213 yr Best was 99 when my eldest dowter was born late Xmas eve. Had a turkey butty for my Xmas dinner but spent pretty much all day with her lay on me whilst mum slept. Worst was probably last year. First after we'd split up but we'd decided I should stay at 'home' on Xmas eve so the kids had their usual Xmas day routine. She got totally fucking arseholed at the cricket club kids xmas do whilst i stayed easy on it, then we all went home, said she wanted her boyfriend there instead (in MY fucking house) and went to bed leaving me to do the santa is coming thing with carrots and mince pies etc with the kids, put them to bed and basically do fuck all. I then had to wrap all the presents which given I'd moved out I didn't even know where they were! I was fucking livid and really upset that she'd fuck the kids Xmas up by being a selfish bitch. Yon mons welcome to her. Tell me it gets easier! This year is looking pretty bad, I can't see the kids at all until I pick them up next Saturday for a week in Bolton which will be fantastic. Still, trying to make a decent fist of it; I'm not one to get really down and so I'm doing a couple of lovely walks on the downs, finish the kids shopping, have a decent meal and prepare for their second Christmas at new year. It can't be as bad as the year me and the ex spent it with her mum. I almost stabbed myself with a carving knife just to spend the night is hospital so I didn't have to hear another tale about her under active thyroid. I ate almost a pound of cheese instead and a half bottle of port in a vain attempt that gout may take my mind off the mother in law's endless witherings. Actually, no last year was the worst, me mum ended up having a blazing row with my ex after my sisters wedding where my ex slapped me for staying up until 4am. Grim. The best, first years with both my girls together and anyone when my parents had the best Xmas day parties and all my mates would turn up late afternoon.
December 21, 201213 yr one xmas eve when I was about 12, my Mum and stepdad got fucking wasted. I mean fucking wasted, never seen people so drunk. xmas day, my stepdad was just about able to summon up enough strength to cart himself to his parents for his xmas meal the only signs of life from my mum were puking into a bucket next to the bed. xmas day meal was oven chips/fishfingers/beans summat like that. the only thing me and my brother felt capable of mustering.
December 21, 201213 yr one xmas eve when I was about 12, my Mum and stepdad got fucking wasted. I mean fucking wasted, never seen people so drunk. xmas day, my stepdad was just about able to summon up enough strength to cart himself to his parents for his xmas meal the only signs of life from my mum were puking into a bucket next to the bed. xmas day meal was oven chips/fishfingers/beans summat like that. the only thing me and my brother felt capable of mustering. Fuck me, that's sad.
December 21, 201213 yr Was thinking about this in bed last night, think i've been well looked after and quite lucky reading some of these. The worst i can think of was when i was 16/17. Id come home pissed on Christmas eve, mum and dad had recently split so my mum had also been out for a few. We were getting the presents out of the loft for my Sister and as we were pissed we were banging about like fuck. Woke my sister up and that's how she learnt Father Christmas wasn't real. She was about 8. Cried her eyes out and wouldn't talk to me or my mum all day on Christmas day. Grassed us up to all the family too! I'm hoping the best will be this year, my little lad is almost three and cant wait for Christmas. Cant wait to see his face!
December 21, 201213 yr Don't be surprised if your sister tells your kid Santa's not real Merry Xmas xxx
December 21, 201213 yr worst 1980 christmas eve...got pissed told my best mates girlfriend i was secretly in love with her ,which ended with me and him and his brother fighting got twated by the pair of them and woke up outside a pub in town with a crowd round me two black eyes broken nose and cracked ribs .oh yeah and id pissed myself to boot .....great fucking crimbo that was.... best when my lad was four and watching him disapear into a sea of paper when opening his presents crimbo morning ......still get a buzz watching him now and hes nine. Edited December 21, 201213 yr by fellman
December 21, 201213 yr Don't be surprised if your sister tells your kid Santa's not real Merry Xmas xxx never thought of that! I'll have to have a word!
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