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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Posted

meant to be dropping a chimney stack on a restaurant tomorrow,not a bleedin prayer.

 

forecast - Bolton to beat Everton 2-1 tomorrow,sunny but very chilly. Moyes to moan like fuck about the pitch,first time thousands of Scousers saying ''we were robbed laa''

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It's completely covered my satellite dish so now I've no fucking telly to watch.

 

Cuntpots.

 

Out I go with the brush and prop like a twat.

 

mrs casino has just got warm having done the honours

 

i pointed at where she needed to clear, to be fair

Posted

It's completely covered my satellite dish so now I've no fucking telly to watch.

 

Cuntpots.

 

Out I go with the brush and prop like a twat.

Same here but I'm going to need someone to come throw a snowball at my dish, it's on a long pole!

Posted

 

 

Get Andy Dee to do it, he's got a brush and everything

:D

 

That's only for cars silly. :)

 

And I'm in the pub anyway!

 

Chuck one on the way home but my aim may be a bit skewed

Posted (edited)

Some silly cunt has just got stuck outside my house, spun round 180 degrees and smashed into the kerb leaving the wheels pointing at ten to 2. It's just wheel spinning now. Lolz.

Edited by Carlos
Guest bwfcdan
Posted

Snows terrible in Garstang now. Snowing really heavily and there's about 2 inches of snow on floor so far. Roads are terrible. May struggle to get to the Reebok tomorrow, even if its on.

Posted

Snows terrible in Garstang now. Snowing really heavily and there's about 2 inches of snow on floor so far. Roads are terrible. May struggle to get to the Reebok tomorrow, even if its on.

 

Shut your front door then!

Posted

Note to self

 

When clearing snow from satellite dish, don't stand directly underneath the exact point the massive fucking lump of snow is most likely to fall.

 

Like a proper gormless twat would.

 

Needed freshening up anyway.

 

I'm such a dick.

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