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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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FFS, got a 45 foot tree in my brother's back garden down last weekend but was hoping to play lumberjack again tomorrow to get the other one down!

 

Should be OK Saturday but not so good prospects Sunday. (probably)

Posted

Fuck all this shit, ive got a holiday to go on. Flight at 9.40 sunday morning!

 

You can give all your footy shirts to the luggage chuckers at Manc Airport in returns for staff discount on the coffee machines.

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Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

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Snow is shit

 

Shit snow is shit

 

Sleet is shit

 

Thinking it's gonna snow is shit

 

Hearing it 'might' snow is shit

 

Reading about snow on Facebook / twitter is shit

 

Informer was shit

 

Shit

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Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

bet you had washed your knob the lot you Dirty Little Man :thumbsup:
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Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

 

She met somebody else last night. ITK Fact

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FFS, leave it out eh? We have some 'relief' today because the mercury is only reaching 39 degrees fucking Celsius. Had about 6 over 40 days in the last 7 or 8.

 

What we would give for some fucking snow.

 

The murders, domestics and brawls have all gone through the roof. Can;'t wait for autumn. 26C every day for 8-10 weeks with cool nights for kipping. Paradise.

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Coming down lightly here.

 

Im working in central Blackpool,so if I get snowed in anywhere,it will be more than likely I'll be found balls deep in a tranny off my tits on bubble with a few burning bodies in the alleyway for entertainment.

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