It's on it's way apparently

Aye, those high heels were great for digging into to the tree for climbing and the suspenders came in useful for strapping on!

FFS, got a 45 foot tree in my brother's back garden down last weekend but was hoping to play lumberjack again tomorrow to get the other one down!

 

Should be OK Saturday but not so good prospects Sunday. (probably)

So, is it going to snow or not? I've got stuff to look at tonight in the sky and it's getting a bit cloudy.

Edited February 8, 201313 yr by no balls

Fuck all this shit, ive got a holiday to go on. Flight at 9.40 sunday morning!

Fuck all this shit, ive got a holiday to go on. Flight at 9.40 sunday morning!

 

You can give all your footy shirts to the luggage chuckers at Manc Airport in returns for staff discount on the coffee machines.

Fuck all this shit, I HAD A holiday to go on. Flight at 9.40 sunday morning!

I will get snowed in, in this location on a Sunday morning.http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL676/13442453/23994777/405577437.jpg[/img]"]http://

Come by

Come by

Get down Shep.

Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

Snow is shit

 

Shit snow is shit

 

Sleet is shit

 

Thinking it's gonna snow is shit

 

Hearing it 'might' snow is shit

 

Reading about snow on Facebook / twitter is shit

 

Informer was shit

 

Shit

Is it snowing there Jules?!

Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

bet you had washed your knob the lot you Dirty Little Man

bet you had washed your knob the lot you Dirty Little Man

Washed me knob, arse crack, belly button and put some of those thingy sprays what you put under your arm pits.

Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

Talk about being unlucky, just give my ticket away to my son for todays game, he drove off and a minute later my date in Yorkshire rings me up saying she is feeling unwell, and can we leave it today until later on in the week. She told me she had got two fillet steaks for our tea aswell. Two options to save the day, Colls v Daisy Hill or Bolton v Burnley on the telly.

 

She met somebody else last night. ITK Fact

She met somebody else last night. ITK Fact

I love WWayers posters, just when you think you are getting back to some sort of sex life, i get a downer like this.

Shes on all fours as we speak.

Shes on all fours as we speak.

I can imagine it, cant beat a good Yorkshire milf.

Disappointing

Shes on all fours as we speak.

 

Being spit roasted by two ex miners

Just been out with the little one. It's trying to snow here at the border

FFS, leave it out eh? We have some 'relief' today because the mercury is only reaching 39 degrees fucking Celsius. Had about 6 over 40 days in the last 7 or 8.

 

What we would give for some fucking snow.

 

The murders, domestics and brawls have all gone through the roof. Can;'t wait for autumn. 26C every day for 8-10 weeks with cool nights for kipping. Paradise.

Coming down here in North Wales,

Coming down lightly here.

 

Im working in central Blackpool,so if I get snowed in anywhere,it will be more than likely I'll be found balls deep in a tranny off my tits on bubble with a few burning bodies in the alleyway for entertainment.

Bloody hell, Im sucking saliva through my teeth like Esther rantzen here gonzo