no balls Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 You can shove your ITV wank up your bum. Back then if you were posh & sentenced to death you could pick your own method of execution. The Duke of Clarence, it is said, chose to be hung upside down in a vat of Madeira wine. History was shit at school, why didn't they teach us stuff like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 You can shove your ITV wank up your bum. Back then if you were posh & sentenced to death you could pick your own method of execution. The Duke of Clarence, it is said, chose to be hung upside down in a vat of Madeira wine. History was shit at school, why didn't they teach us stuff like that? At the Prince of Edward Theatre tomorrow night and the Duke of York Theatre in April Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 At the Prince of Edward Theatre tomorrow night and the Duke of York Theatre in April This is the real story. Turns out he probably wasn't as big a cunt as the history books & Will Shakespeare tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juan.Kerr Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 Richard III, aka Dick Shit, Richard the turd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted February 2, 2013 Share Posted February 2, 2013 You can shove your ITV wank up your bum. Back then if you were posh & sentenced to death you could pick your own method of execution. The Duke of Clarence, it is said, chose to be hung upside down in a vat of Madeira wine. History was shit at school, why didn't they teach us stuff like that? It was all in "1066 and all that" by Sellar and Yeatman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 2, 2013 Author Share Posted February 2, 2013 It was all in "1066 and all that" by Sellar and Yeatman. I don't think that was standard reading material, sadly. From what I gather, history as old as this doesn't seem to get much of a mention in school anymore. I love all the gory stuff from ye olde days. Proper mentalists! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 Update: They've confirmed Richard III is the bloke in the car park (cue public toilet & queer related poo jokes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 ... and a hunchback to boot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 You can shove your ITV wank up your bum. Back then if you were posh & sentenced to death you could pick your own method of execution. The Duke of Clarence, it is said, chose to be hung upside down in a vat of Madeira wine. History was shit at school, why didn't they teach us stuff like that? The duke of Clarence walked into a pound shop where every bottle of wine was.... yes you've guessed it a £1 except 1 bottle on the top shelf that was £3 The duke says to the shop assistant "why is that bottle on the top shelf £3" Shop assistant replied "that's Ma deira wine" I'm here all fucking week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 The duke of Clarence walked into a pound shop where every bottle of wine was.... yes you've guessed it a £1 except 1 bottle on the top shelf that was £3 The duke says to the shop assistant "why is that bottle on the top shelf £3" Shop assistant replied "that's Ma deira wine" I'm here all fucking week Nob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Flirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted February 4, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted February 4, 2013 we learnt about Richard III in school, however we only glanced over it, as the syllabus was more aimed towards American History, and Europe in the build up to WW1 and WW2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 we learnt about Richard III in school, however we only glanced over it, as the syllabus was more aimed towards American History, and Europe in the build up to WW1 and WW2. I've got trainers owder Hanyhoo, the programme about digging him up is on tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 ... and a hunchback to boot Hmm didnt know that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 Hmm didnt know that. Without trying to ruin the joke, he didn't have a hunkback, this was added to his portait at a later date to make him look nastier & hideous. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny G Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Without trying to ruin the joke, he didn't have a hunkback, this was added to his portait at a later date to make him look nastier & hideous. Sorry. Like Nicky Hunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Lofthouse Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Without trying to ruin the joke, he didn't have a hunkback, this was added to his portait at a later date to make him look nastier & hideous. Sorry. Ahh that's why I didn't know then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 I meant hunch. Must've been a Freudian typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Without trying to ruin the joke, he didn't have a hunkback, this was added to his portait at a later date to make him look nastier & hideous. Sorry. Ah I misread the headline (missed the myth out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 Hang on, I've just read the article again and it says there is a distinct curvature of the spine. It's the withered arm that's a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 No, honest. I watched a documentary on Saturday & the hunchbank was added to his portrait, the art historian showed it. They even added a link to his big fuck off king's chain on the portrait, the tight gets. The programme's on at 9, so I shall report back if it was much of a hunch or not. He liked a reet good feet though so I'm thinking it can't have been that bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 I saw the press coference at 10am (lasted almost an hour itself), but I'll miss the programme tonight. 4oD tomorrow, I hope. Coincidences include : Leicester Uni is not exactly eminent across the board (it's not even in the Russell Group, which was 25 strong at the last count), but it has been world class in DNA/genetics for many years; and the hunt for the DNA link to his sister had been underway for some time to try and prove that she was a body found in Belgium. The woman in Canada who had been traced died before they could test her, but she left a son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 First 15 mins of this and I have to ask If it's all a big gag It just doesn't seem real Very Dad's army Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted February 4, 2013 Share Posted February 4, 2013 No, honest. I watched a documentary on Saturday & the hunchbank was added to his portrait, the art historian showed it. They even added a link to his big fuck off king's chain on the portrait, the tight gets. The programme's on at 9, so I shall report back if it was much of a hunch or not. He liked a reet good feet though so I'm thinking it can't have been that bad. It doesn't look too straight to me... http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2273164/Richard-III-Scientists-reveal-DNA-results-confirm-kings-body-car-park-Leicester.html#axzz2Jy5A4T3W Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted February 4, 2013 Author Share Posted February 4, 2013 I've got it on and those who reckoned it wasn't aren't happy about this hunchness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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