March 23, 201313 yr 1, a reet good dump, the type when you feel you have lost weight after it..... 2,.........
March 23, 201313 yr Author 5, The slurp of your first pint at the end of a long busy week on a hot day..... Edited March 23, 201313 yr by Henry_VIII
March 23, 201313 yr Picking what you think is a standard bogey, and it turns out to be a proper humdinger with a big stringy tail that you pull all the way from the back of your throat. I had one driving along the M6 the other day and it took about 3 junctions to get it all rolled up and suitable for flicking.
March 23, 201313 yr Picking what you think is a standard bogey, and it turns out to be a proper humdinger with a big stringy tail that you pull all the way from the back of your throat. I had one driving along the M6 the other day and it took about 3 junctions to get it all rolled up and suitable for flicking. I had one whilst queing in the shop last week. I was getting paranoid that every cunt could see a bogey hanging out my snotter, so I gave it a cheeky scratch and the biggest stringyest mofo came hurtling out. there was no hiding it, everyone seen it. it was hanging on when my arm was fully stretched out. I rolled it up, kept it in my hand, paid my money and walked past everyone with my head down.
March 23, 201313 yr I had one whilst queing in the shop last week. I was getting paranoid that every cunt could see a bogey hanging out my snotter, so I gave it a cheeky scratch and the biggest stringyest mofo came hurtling out. there was no hiding it, everyone seen it. it was hanging on when my arm was fully stretched out. I rolled it up, kept it in my hand, paid my money and walked past everyone with my head down. Proper rofl Love it.
March 23, 201313 yr I had one whilst queing in the shop last week. I was getting paranoid that every cunt could see a bogey hanging out my snotter, so I gave it a cheeky scratch and the biggest stringyest mofo came hurtling out. there was no hiding it, everyone seen it. it was hanging on when my arm was fully stretched out. I rolled it up, kept it in my hand, paid my money and walked past everyone with my head down. ::
March 24, 201313 yr Cupping a fart and smelling the sweetest aroma, then sharing it with your brethren.
March 24, 201313 yr Author Waking up thinking its Monday, realising its Sunday & going back to sleep.....
March 24, 201313 yr Cupping a fart and smelling the sweetest aroma, then sharing it with your brethren. Known as cup-cake in North Eastern parts. Met a family in Menorca a few years ago and they introduced us to the fine art.
March 24, 201313 yr Going away for a lezzer weekend. You can come on the nextest one As long as you leave your serial killer's kitbag at wom.
March 24, 201313 yr You can come on the nextest one As long as you leave your serial killer's kitbag at wom. Not even a mild sedative? Pretty please?
March 24, 201313 yr Not even a mild sedative? Pretty please? A personalised initials cotton hankerchief & a bit of choroform'd be just fine
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