jazza Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 (edited) can't fathom the fuckers out at all., I decided to get one a few months ago... first one linda from leven (or Ethil from Methil as she is now referred to) was a psycho so ditched her then there was big (can't remember her name) from B'oness who was nice but big... fuckin huge then lovely George (short for Georgina) from Penrith who I liked but her son was a thieving cunt then Sharon from Perth who is still keen but I'm not sure of the lie of the land there... she seems into swinging a POF encounter. Now I have pulled the barmaid so to speak and got a date today with a 26 year old... she is quite tidy too... 38D I would say I think I've forgotten one How come years ago I couldn't pull a cracker at Christmas but now I can? I'm fatter and uglier edit: there was one I forgot.... L from Bolton and the big lass's name was Helen Edited June 16, 2013 by jazza Quote
Guest Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 can't fathom the fuckers out at all., I decided to get one a few months ago... first one linda from leven (or Ethil from Methil as she is now referred to) was a psycho so ditched her then there was big (can't remember her name) from B'oness who was nice but big... fuckin huge then lovely George (short for Georgina) from Penrith who I liked but her son was a thieving cunt then Sharon from Perth who is still keen but I'm not sure of the lie of the land there... she seems into swinging a POF encounter. Now I have pulled the barmaid so to speak and got a date today with a 26 year old... she is quite tidy too... 38D I would say I think I've forgotten one How come years ago I couldn't pull a cracker at Christmas but now I can? I'm fatter and uglier When did you get your inheritance? Quote
Site Supporter Spider Posted June 16, 2013 Site Supporter Posted June 16, 2013 Are you mentioning the inheritance to them? Quote
jazza Posted June 16, 2013 Author Posted June 16, 2013 now you mention it..... I know it but who gives a fuck Quote
jazza Posted June 16, 2013 Author Posted June 16, 2013 I'm not having a tactical wank today.... gonna blow her head off Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) I don't know if MissX ... one of the above listed found this site and thread but I got 2 texts bang after one another yesterday.... after not speaking to her for a while Text 1: You arrogant Prick! Text 2: you're a cunt, who the fuck wants an alcoholic gambling loser anyway? (*apparently you dear) Text3: an hour later... sorry ... I didn't mean it, can we still be friends? xx Aye right! Fuck off you sponging cow... who paid your rent when I got a sob story and never expected a penny back or thanks? The facts she list were valid, but that's not the point I never asked what set the abuse off Edited June 24, 2013 by jazza Quote
Smiffs Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there. smiffs being sensible Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there. smiffs being sensible Tell her you're a goat herder and there's a big rat in your caravan house.... Quote
Krimzon Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 I reckon its the numbers game. the more you ask the more you get and as you get older you give less of a shit about being blown out so you ask more. Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 Was it Shazza, Jazza? No, I was actually with her when the first 2 texts arrived... I did well to keep my face straight when I read them Quote
little whitt Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 No, I was actually with her when the first 2 texts arrived... I did well to keep my face straight when I read them JAZZA cool as a cuecumber since 1962 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 (edited) There was a bunch of slages . Whiit on the telly last week - designing dildos, the only one who didn't need one was a high maintenance asian girl, t'other one who was alreet desinged a big dildo based on a cucumber - the dirty slagg, inflatable it was...the programme is probably on 4seven. Edited June 24, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote
no balls Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there. smiffs being sensible See, that brings out the maternal part of you to look after them so it may work. Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 See, that brings out the maternal part of you to look after them so it may work. noted for future reference the lady sending texts knew about cash To be honest it's hard to hide... when you meet someone the first thing they ask is "what do you do for a living" I tell them I buy & sell the odd car but swan around the rest of the time enjoying myself on the few hundred grand I make off a house sale. I tell the truth, I've found that to be crucial start to a relationship with someone.. I billy big bollocksed to get a date with a bird I met on the net once and it slowly unravelled as we got to know each other... I came clean and we saw each other for a while but I'm sure it made a difference I can't think of any other way to deal with the question without sounding dodgy.... "this & that" doesn't cut it Quote
Garrp Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 To be honest it's hard to hide... when you meet someone the first thing they ask is "what do you do for a living" I can't think of any other way to deal with the question without sounding dodgy.... "this & that" doesn't cut it Tell them you run a caravan park Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 Tell them you run a caravan park any more of that & I'll get pissed up before taking Waddy on Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 Semi-retired ? so at 49 I'm semi-retired but have enough money to do what I want.... that's worse! Quote
Breightmet Boy Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 Tell them you run a caravan park Or you could tell the truth and tell then your caravan is situated in the pub car park. Quote
Krimzon Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 so at 49 I'm semi-retired but have enough money to do what I want.... that's worse! well tell them you're 69 problem sorted ! Quote
tomski Posted June 24, 2013 Posted June 24, 2013 I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy. Its not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot. Quote
jazza Posted June 24, 2013 Author Posted June 24, 2013 I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy. Its not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot. Tried that but they get suspicious and think I am a drug baron or some other criminal Quote
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