can't fathom the fuckers out at all.,

 

I decided to get one a few months ago...

 

first one linda from leven (or Ethil from Methil as she is now referred to) was a psycho so ditched her

then there was big (can't remember her name) from B'oness who was nice but big... fuckin huge

then lovely George (short for Georgina) from Penrith who I liked but her son was a thieving cunt

then Sharon from Perth who is still keen but I'm not sure of the lie of the land there... she seems into swinging a POF encounter.

Now I have pulled the barmaid so to speak and got a date today with a 26 year old... she is quite tidy too... 38D I would say

I think I've forgotten one

 

How come years ago I couldn't pull a cracker at Christmas but now I can?

 

I'm fatter and uglier

 

edit:

 

there was one I forgot.... L from Bolton

 

and the big lass's name was Helen

Edited June 16, 201313 yr by jazza

can't fathom the fuckers out at all.,

 

I decided to get one a few months ago...

 

first one linda from leven (or Ethil from Methil as she is now referred to) was a psycho so ditched her

then there was big (can't remember her name) from B'oness who was nice but big... fuckin huge

then lovely George (short for Georgina) from Penrith who I liked but her son was a thieving cunt

then Sharon from Perth who is still keen but I'm not sure of the lie of the land there... she seems into swinging a POF encounter.

Now I have pulled the barmaid so to speak and got a date today with a 26 year old... she is quite tidy too... 38D I would say

I think I've forgotten one

 

How come years ago I couldn't pull a cracker at Christmas but now I can?

 

I'm fatter and uglier

 

 

When did you get your inheritance?

Are you mentioning the inheritance to them?

now you mention it.....

 

I know it but who gives a fuck

I'm not having a tactical wank today.... gonna blow her head off

I don't know if MissX ... one of the above listed  found this site and thread but I got 2 texts bang after one another yesterday.... after not speaking to her for a while

 

Text 1: You arrogant Prick!

 

Text 2: you're a cunt, who the fuck wants an alcoholic gambling loser anyway?  (*apparently you dear)

 

 

Text3: an hour later... sorry ... I didn't  mean it, can we still be friends? xx

 

 

Aye right!

 

Fuck off you sponging cow... who paid your rent when I got a sob story and never expected a penny back or thanks?

 

 

The facts she list were valid, but that's not the point

 

 

I never asked what set the abuse off

Edited June 24, 201313 yr by jazza

Was it Shazza, Jazza?

Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there.

 

smiffs

being sensible

Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there.

 

smiffs

being sensible

Tell her you're a goat herder and there's a big rat in your caravan house....

I reckon its the numbers game. the more you ask the more you get and as you get older you give less of a shit about being blown out so you ask more.

Was it Shazza, Jazza?

No, I was actually with her when the first 2 texts arrived... I did well to keep my face straight when I read them

No, I was actually with her when the first 2 texts arrived... I did well to keep my face straight when I read them

JAZZA cool as a cuecumber since 1962

There was a bunch of slages . Whiit on the telly last week - designing dildos, the only one who didn't need one was a high maintenance asian girl, t'other one who was alreet desinged a big dildo based on a cucumber - the dirty slagg, inflatable it was...the programme is probably on 4seven.

Edited June 24, 201313 yr by Youri McAnespie

Tell whoever you've not got a pot to piss in and see how it goes from there.

 

smiffs

being sensible

See, that brings out the maternal part of you to look after them so it may work.

See, that brings out the maternal part of you to look after them so it may work.

noted for future reference

 

the lady sending texts knew about cash

 

To be honest it's hard to hide... when you meet someone the first thing they ask is "what do you do for a living"

 

I tell them I buy & sell the odd car but swan around the rest of the time enjoying myself on the few hundred grand I make off a house sale. I tell the truth, I've found that to be crucial start to a relationship with someone.. I billy big bollocksed to get a date with a bird I met on the net once and it slowly unravelled as we got to know each other... I came clean and we saw each other for a while but I'm sure it made a difference

 

I can't think of any other way to deal with the question without sounding dodgy.... "this & that" doesn't cut it

Semi-retired ?

To be honest it's hard to hide... when you meet someone the first thing they ask is "what do you do for a living"

 

I can't think of any other way to deal with the question without sounding dodgy.... "this & that" doesn't cut it

 

Tell them you run a caravan park

Tell them you run a caravan park

any more of that & I'll get pissed up before taking Waddy on

Semi-retired ?

so at 49 I'm semi-retired but have enough money to do what I want.... that's worse!

Tell them you run a caravan park

Or you could tell the truth and tell then your caravan is situated in the pub car park.

so at 49 I'm semi-retired but have enough money to do what I want.... that's worse!

well tell them you're 69 problem sorted !

stay single mate, they are all cunts

course they are

I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy.

 

Its not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot.

I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy.

 

Its not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot.

Tried that but they get suspicious and think I am a drug baron or some other criminal

Tried that but they get suspicious and think I am a drug baron or some other criminal

women like a bad boy, get a second phone and play the part