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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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All women are cunts, they know it and we know it, there's just different levels of cuntness

I'm sure most women would say the same about men.

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With you 100% on that one pabs...

 

 

Can't beat a biggun.

 

 

Indeed, but this bit is pure Daily Mail bullshit: "The hard-partying reality star, who fluctuates between a size 8 and 10"

 

14 to 16, perhaps?

 

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Indeed, but this bit is pure Daily Mail bullshit: "The hard-partying reality star, who fluctuates between a size 8 and 10"

 

14 to 16, perhaps?

 

Aye, and in US sizes that'd be more likely a 16-18 wouldn't it?

 

Anyway, without going into the whole weight debate (different strokes for different folks and all that) she's not even pretty.  Come on chaps, you can do better than this.

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If you're going to champion the fuller figured woman, at least go for a good looking one.

 

nigella-lawson-nigella-lawson-promoting-

 

(careful with this one though if you get to having a bit of hanky panky.  Not sure she's a fan of the rough stuff.) 

 

 

 

Anyway, get a grip lads, next thing you know there'll be folk saying they'd like to slip one up Eileen Grimshaw.

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If you're going to champion the fuller figured woman, at least go for a good looking one.

 

nigella-lawson-nigella-lawson-promoting-

 

(careful with this one though if you get to having a bit of hanky panky.  Not sure she's a fan of the rough stuff.) 

 

 

 

Anyway, get a grip lads, next thing you know there'll be folk saying they'd like to slip one up Eileen Grimshaw.

Oooh, id like to have it off with her..

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If you're going to champion the fuller figured woman, at least go for a good looking one.

 

nigella-lawson-nigella-lawson-promoting-

 

(careful with this one though if you get to having a bit of hanky panky.  Not sure she's a fan of the rough stuff.) 

 

 

 

Anyway, get a grip lads, next thing you know there'll be folk saying they'd like to slip one up Eileen Grimshaw.

Excellent call, Nigella that is not Eileen!

 

Eileen has something, I'm just not sure what it is. 

Posted

I'll throw my hat into the ring again, in our defence, we are cunts at times, that's what make us loveable rogues tho'? Were pretty good all round? I'm in the doghouse at present - got pissed out of my tree and that's all :(

Posted

I'll throw my hat into the ring again, in our defence, we are cunts at times, that's what make us loveable rogues tho'? Were pretty good all round? I'm in the doghouse at present - got pissed out of my tree and that's all :(

 

Well at least it's for a good reason mate and not for failing to notice an infinitessimally small adjustment to hair colour, new dress similar to the other 46 or, God forbid, a new ornament.

 

Then she swallows and we'll put up with owt. That's the real problem - we are too fucking easy to coax round.

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 I'm in the doghouse at present - got pissed out of my tree and that's all

 

 

So you didn't accidentally fall, dick first into another woman?  You didn't tell her she's ruined/ruining your life?  You didn't piss in her shoes in the wardrobe?

 

If the answer to the above is all negative then I'm sure Gonzo will be along to tell you that you need to walk her to the top of a large flight of stairs...

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I've been told often I'm alright for a wench. :D

What's the point in kicking off, it only gets you and them pissed off. Chose your battles.

We're not that dissimilar in that there's blokes I'd not touch with a barge pole due to them being fucking angry drama queen nightmares.

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