can't fathom the fuckers out at all.,

 

I decided to get one a few months ago...

 

first one linda from leven (or Ethil from Methil as she is now referred to) was a psycho so ditched her

then there was big (can't remember her name) from B'oness who was nice but big... fuckin huge

then lovely George (short for Georgina) from Penrith who I liked but her son was a thieving cunt

then Sharon from Perth who is still keen but I'm not sure of the lie of the land there... she seems into swinging a POF encounter.

Now I have pulled the barmaid so to speak and got a date today with a 26 year old... she is quite tidy too... 38D I would say

I think I've forgotten one

 

How come years ago I couldn't pull a cracker at Christmas but now I can?

 

I'm fatter and uglier

 

edit:

 

there was one I forgot.... L from Bolton

 

and the big lass's name was Helen

Edited June 16, 201313 yr by jazza

I wouldn't even mention it, as long as they know you have enough to get buy.

 

It's not something Id be desperate to find out on the other foot.

you're right. Boyfriends should be the same as friends in that it really doesn't matter. If it does then the relationshipisn't a true one.

Even though we are all cunts, obviously

women like a bad boy, get a second phone and play the part

 

 

I think that might be partially true... the lass I saw at weekend says I'm "dodgy as fuck"

 

I wish I was 

 

 

but I'd get caught using an unfranked postage stamp twice 

J,

 

You're a part-time car dealer.

 

Therefore you're as dodgy as fuck.

J,

 

You're a part-time car dealer.

 

Therefore you're as dodgy as fuck.

 

 

You don't know the half of it 

stay single mate, they are all cunts

They're all slags as well as cunts

They're all slags as well as cunts

 

 

Don't forget we rob you all blind too.

"They will rob and cheat you, they will make you wanna cry"

I think that might be partially true... the lass I saw at weekend says I'm "dodgy as fuck"

 

 

Are you 100% sure she didn't say 'podgy'?

Are you 100% sure she didn't say 'podgy'?

 

No she's Scottish, she called me a fat bastard

Don't forget we rob you all blind too.

That's an understatement

That's an understatement

it's also bollocks

it's also bollocks

There are many on here who can verify it, take ****** for example, gets shat on the robbed blind

Edited June 25, 201313 yr by anewman

there are many who haven't. They might not put it on an open forum though or want anyone else to

Edited June 25, 201313 yr by no balls

there are many who haven't. They might not put it on an open forum though or want anyone else to

Change your quote then

I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest.

I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest.

Tried it once but when I saw her arse expand I bottled it

Thank fuck i've lived a sheltered life

Tried it once but when I saw her arse expand I bottled it

 

 

Plastic or glass?

WHAT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2347733/Shahs-Sunset-star-Mercedes-Javid-makes-splash-spilling-neon-bikini.html

I'd wouldn't actually mind being shat on if I'm honest.

An ex once threatened this I called her bluff, she squatted, when I felt something touch me I jumped a mile, she picked up one of them roll on deodorants and just touched my back with that.

 

I was convinced she had shit on me.

I had Anewmans cousin once piss all over me. Was ace.

WHAT A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2347733/Shahs-Sunset-star-Mercedes-Javid-makes-splash-spilling-neon-bikini.html

With you 100% on that one pabs...

 

 

Can't beat a biggun.

Edited June 25, 201313 yr by gonzo

I would make her gush.

 

http://www.google.co.uk/search?q=Mercedes+Javid&hl=en&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=g4TJUcSdCsiCPfLIgJAM&ved=0CDAQsAQ&biw=1212&bih=515#facrc=0%3Bmercedes%20javid%20hot&imgrc=_

An ex once threatened this I called her bluff, she squatted, when I felt something touch me I jumped a mile, she picked up one of them roll on deodorants and just touched my back with that.

 

I was convinced she had shit on me.

 

 

 

I like it!

All women are cunts, they know it and we know it, there's just different levels of cuntness