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Pissing You Off Friday Rolecall

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The Sky on hold music. Wankers

Starting work on a Friday at 7am and not finishing til 7am Saturday!!!

Today is invoice day.

 

Load of my customers are from the Indian community.

 

I'm getting nowhere.

A Scottish person called Duncan.

Wifey is on a 4 day unlimited sausage fest in Marbella.

 

I'll be on a pot of Yorkshire tea and coronation street.

Selfish gits full of their own self importance.

Selfish gits full of their own self importance.

You out with no balls?

collecting my bastard wages like every fucking friday.

Finishing work for a 2 week holiday. The holiday will be great but pissed off at missing Burnley and QPR

the dicks round the corner sat out in the front garden with their 3 dogs wandering free.

nearly ran the mop on legs over before and another one followed me and the mutt for a good way before its owner put down his special brew and got control of his dog.

can't stand irresponsible dog owners.

Having the sweatiest bollocks in Benidorm.

Finishing work for a 2 week holiday. The holiday will be great but pissed off at missing Burnley and QPR

 

 

who to blame?

Having the sweatiest bollocks in Benidorm.

 

Serious stuff is sweaty bollocks.

just back from a FUNERAL

 

do i get a prize from the top shelf

New car brakes. Then finding out some cunt has lost your locking wheel nut so you need a full set fitting.

 

Oh the boiler breaking, New one ordered.

 

I'm now selfishly drinking wine and being full of my own self importance. Tomorrow will be betterer.

At Hungarian Grand Prix. F1 is shit.

Not drinking in case my missus decides to hatch the baby.

 

Jesus.

Not drinking in case my missus decides to hatch the baby.

 

Jesus.

y how old are you ? thought you were Andydees age

Not drinking in case my missus decides to hatch the baby.

 

Jesus.

 

 

There's a new taxi firm in HTown if you're struggling to book one later.

Not drinking in case my missus decides to hatch the baby.

 

Jesus.

 

 

due to the big bad horwich city having no hospital,will you venture into God's country or that shit hole over the border near Aspull ?

 

If it's Townley's at least your newborn will be BOLTONIAN by the grace of God

Spider, if I were you, I'd drive to Chorley.  It'll smell nicer in the wards.

y how old are you ? thought you were Andydees age

  

due to the big bad horwich city having no hospital,will you venture into God's country or that shit hole over the border near Aspull ?

 

If it's Townley's at least your newborn will be BOLTONIAN by the grace of God

Little Whitt. I am (no offence to Andydee) NOT that old.

 

38. But I look 37.

 

And S, my 2nd born will be a Boltonian like the 1st. Townleys it is.

Spider, if I were you, I'd drive to Chorley.  It'll smell nicer in the wards.

Hospitals are ALL shit. I hate them.

 

If it were up to me, she be calving up next to the Pike.

  

Little Whitt. I am (no offence to Andydee) NOT that old.

 

38. But I look 37.

 

And S, my 2nd born will be a Boltonian like the 1st. Townleys it is.

 

 

Then have you got a good wad of money on it being the only blue eyed, blonde bundle of joy to come of out Townleys this week?

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