Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

it will no doubt be blamed on us for burning coal

Best get my long Johns sorted!

it will no doubt be blamed on us for burning coal

 

Or Gartside

They say if you see smoke blowing out of a chimney and it rises in a ploom instead of sinking to the ground it's going to snow within 26 days.

They say if you see smoke blowing out of a chimney and it rises in a ploom instead of sinking to the ground it's going to snow within 26 days.

 

'They' being backward folk who also think that seeing a magpie or opening a bag of crisps upside down brings you bad luck?

Or Gartside

 

I thought he was now Universally known as Darkslime?

'They' being backward folk who also think that seeing a magpie or opening a bag of crisps upside down brings you bad luck?

 

And you cant get pregnant if the woman goes on top

And you cant get pregnant if the woman takes it up the arse

My Nan Once told me that it was her understanding that both the Man and the Woman had to climax at the same time in order to fall pregnant.

She only learned otherwise after baby number 5 ( she had 7 all together)

My Nan Once told me that it was her understanding that both the Man and the Woman had to climax at the same time in order to fall pregnant.

She only learned otherwise after baby number 5 ( she had 7 all together)

 

just chatting over a cuppa?

Not as such, she was discussing contraception with Mrs G and I overheard it and asked her to repeat what she had said.

Grandad Wilf wasnt impressed so he did One to the Bookies.

'They' being backward folk who also think that seeing a magpie or opening a bag of crisps upside down brings you bad luck?

 

Magpies are alright as long as you salute the first magpie of the day and say out loud "Good morning Mister Magpie. How is Mrs Magpie?"

 

Everyone knows that.

Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

Have we missed autumn this year FFS and gone straight from Barbies to snowmen

The myth of the British four seasons...

 

Actually; winter, last week in April, summer, halloween/bommy night week, winter.

My Nan Once told me that it was her understanding that both the Man and the Woman had to climax at the same time in order to fall pregnant.

She only learned otherwise after baby number 5 ( she had 7 all together)

 

All together, or altogether?

This site is full of woofters.

I think we'll have a mild winter

 

The met office often get it wrong

I think we'll have a Jeff Winter.

 

ie shit.

All together, or altogether?

 

Ha, she had a litter

Have we missed autumn this year FFS and gone straight from Barbies to snowmen

 

this is our autumn supposedly but the winter is meant to start earlier than normal,November

Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

 

 

today's Daily Express saying temps will be down to -9 by next week in the far north,followed by similar temps all over britain in a couple of weeks. snow already in northumberland so appears mi mucker was right

 

-9 will be bad for late november early december,will play havoc as always with our lot.   i wonder what clifford morris has up his sleeve... a bag of salt n shake !!!

SealSkinz attire at the ready for me and our kid!

 

As my dad says "there's no such thing as poor weather...just poor clothing"

 

Get wrapped up it'll be reet.

SealSkinz attire at the ready for me and our kid!

 

As my dad says "there's no such thing as poor weather...just poor clothing"

 

Get wrapped up it'll be reet.

 

 

the HSE won't let us anywhere near the job when temps are that low,we're not like you puffs who work indoors 

the HSE won't let us anywhere near the job when temps are that low,we're not like you puffs who work indoors

100% outdoor worker nowadays my friend.

100% outdoor worker nowadays my friend.

 

Is Tharabian derby no longer under cover?