gonzo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 What a complete load of Bollocks. Long range forecast my hairy arse. It's 12 fucking degrees here. One frost we've had...one. Worse winter for 30 years? I've had harsher comedowns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boby Brno Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 (edited) Passed a garage in Breightmet this morning with a pile of salt and snow shovels for sale. Either they know something we don't or they made a bad business assumption. Edited November 27, 2013 by Boby Brno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 What a complete load of Bollocks. Long range forecast my hairy arse. It's 12 fucking degrees here. One frost we've had...one. Worse winter for 30 years? I've had harsher comedowns. Bonzo - it's a marathon not a sprint. Temps are dropping for sure by weekend again Stop getting your harvest festivals in a twist old chap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Well it's nearly Xmas mate. Then it's only 8 weeks till march. March=shorts. Winter my arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 27, 2013 Author Share Posted November 27, 2013 Well it's nearly Xmas mate. Then it's only 8 weeks till march. March=shorts. Winter my arse More like Jeff Winter up your arse sailor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 Well it's nearly Xmas mate. Then it's only 8 weeks till march. March=shorts. Winter my arse If it's freezing any one day before Xmas now I'm blaming you and sending the gulls around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 27, 2013 Share Posted November 27, 2013 If it's freezing any one day before Xmas now I'm blaming you and sending the gulls around Trust me mate,I've got a mate who works for Granada weather. Great bloke just a bad taste in jumpers. He's 100% ITK MMW. Used to teach me as a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Mild as fuckery again this morning here in the shires. Could we be on for the mildest winter in living memory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Mild as fuckery again this morning here in the shires. Could we be on for the mildest winter in living memory?Don't you jinx it 'n'all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 It was the coldest day of the year last year on my birthday; 31st March. March does not mean shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 It was the coldest day of the year last year on my birthday; 31st March. March does not mean shorts. March - in like a lion, out like a frozen lamb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 23 March this year was when we had 8ft snowdrifts round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 23 March this year was when we had 8ft snowdrifts round here.Didn't we also have a week in October where it was boiling and then snowed 3 days later. May have been the year before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Well it's nearly Xmas mate. Then it's only 8 weeks till march. March=shorts. Winter my arse Candy Stripe shorts by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 23 March this year was when we had 8ft snowdrifts round here. but not a tap up at Solway Firth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Candy Stripe shorts by any chance? Black leather with studs mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 but not a tap up at Solway Firth Haha remember txting a photo to prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 Haha remember txting a photo to prove it. I know, and the rest of the girls saying I'd photoshopped it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted November 28, 2013 Moderators Share Posted November 28, 2013 where you in jazzas caravan house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 met office at it now saying temperatures to plummet in the next couple of weeks then bitterly cold for 3 months,one of the worst winters of our generation coming up on the mulled wine already,and off to Alsace in 3 hours,bollocks to our weather Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 met office at it now saying temperatures to plummet in the next couple of weeks then bitterly cold for 3 months,one of the worst winters of our generation coming up on the mulled wine already,and off to Alsace in 3 hours,bollocks to our weather If you say it, it must be tue!! Glad you are still going away; have as good a time as possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted November 29, 2013 Author Share Posted November 29, 2013 If you say it, it must be tue!! Glad you are still going away; have as good a time as possible i'll have a blinder thanks. it was the met who said it earlier,was on the car radio as well,blowing a gale out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 I remember being stood on a hill (don't ask) on New Year's Eve last year thinking "Well, that's the worst of the Winter done with now" Cue four months of fucking frozzen wank weather - including plumes of breath visible during the day in April FFS... Thank fuck jumping on a plane to the Balearics, for example, is as cheap and convenient as catching a Number 36 bus, these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 It's horrendous out here today. Horrendous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted November 29, 2013 Share Posted November 29, 2013 (edited) on the mulled wine already,and off to Alsace in 3 hours,bollocks to our weather Try and pull a local lass, then you can honestly tell people you've shagged an Alsatian... Dunno why you'd want to do that like. Edited November 29, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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