Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

100% outdoor worker nowadays my friend.

 

 

What's happened to the inside work pal,has it dried up ?

I'm going to get a twosie

What's happened to the inside work pal,has it dried up ?

Not at all mate.

 

Although it was never quite the same once labour stopped lobbing government funding about like jizz in a bukakke party.

 

Another opportunity came up.

 

I bought a business with my brother,re-modelled it,updated the equipment,targeted a different clientele as well as the steady old and things have gone from strength to strength pal.

 

High reach window cleaning being the name of the game.

 

My brother quit his hotel manager job and I turned down a year worth of work for browns so it was calculated gamble,but its paid off.

Not at all mate.

 

Although it was never quite the same once labour stopped lobbing government funding about like jizz in a bukakke party.

 

Another opportunity came up.

 

I bought a business with my brother,re-modelled it,updated the equipment,targeted a different clientele as well as the steady old and things have gone from strength to strength pal.

 

High reach window cleaning being the name of the game.

 

My brother quit his hotel manager job and I turned down a year worth of work for browns so it was calculated gamble,but its paid off.

 

 

nice one matey,hope it continues to prosper.   could be iffy like my game if the forecast for a horrendous winter comes true.

 

i bet you see a few sights through the windows you deviant 

the HSE won't let us anywhere near the job when temps are that low,we're not like you puffs who work indoors 

work outdoor all year round...

 

 

try spending 90% of your time outdoors then going into a house with central heating on..

 

 

horrible horrible !

nice one matey,hope it continues to prosper. could be iffy like my game if the forecast for a horrendous winter comes true.

 

i bet you see a few sights through the windows you deviant

Haha I wish...trouble is most of em are 50ft up!

 

Main problem we faced last year was the equipment freezing up in the van over night.

 

The tank takes 10 hours to fill so its left over night,all the connectors and hoses were frozen solid.

 

This year we have got some neat alcohol to keep the pipes flowing,lagged all the external piping and got a camping heater for inside the van.

 

Obviously neither of us have a garage!

 

Wind is the worse for us S...you simply can't beat it.

Haha I wish...trouble is most of em are 50ft up!

 

Main problem we faced last year was the equipment freezing up in the van over night.

 

The tank takes 10 hours to fill so its left over night,all the connectors and hoses were frozen solid.

 

This year we have got some neat alcohol to keep the pipes flowing,lagged all the external piping and got a camping heater for inside the van.

 

Obviously neither of us have a garage!

 

Wind is the worse for us S...you simply can't beat it.

 

 

Get the neat alcohol supped you big tart !!

 

I had problems with the winds today........................2 days worth of chips peas and gravy....not pleasant

 

 

today's Thexpress saying the cold snap is expected to be very severe and last for a few months,i'm amassing a nice a nice portfolio of shares to fiddle with whilst it's like that mate 

Haha I wish...trouble is most of em are 50ft up!

 

Main problem we faced last year was the equipment freezing up in the van over night.

 

The tank takes 10 hours to fill so its left over night,all the connectors and hoses were frozen solid.

 

This year we have got some neat alcohol to keep the pipes flowing,lagged all the external piping and got a camping heater for inside the van.

 

Obviously neither of us have a garage!

 

Wind is the worse for us S...you simply can't beat it.

are you one of them cunts with a pig pole with a brush on top

are you one of them cunts with a pig pole with a brush on top

 

 

was that meant to be a big pole ?

 

regardles of that,yes Gonzo's a cunt         HTH  

are you one of them cunts with a pig pole with a brush on top

Sure am mate.

 

We have a lot of traditional work as well though.

 

We have a few council and office block contracts where ladders are not allowed.

 

No ladder in the land would get that high anyway.

These equipment modifications, do they involve cameras on the pig poles? 

Haha...no mate,it's more to do with a mattress on the back of the van for all the bored housewives.

Haha, I've just had a flashback to my window cleaning days.

Haha...no mate,it's more to do with a mattress on the back of the van for all the bored housewives.

hey George Formby,do you go knocking on the doors for your £3.50 ?

 

tell you what mate,the next few months look grimmer than a night in fleetwood MMW

I know mate.

 

Can deal with the cold,kind of...

 

Just got to keep to going

 

Fuck me I'm seriously turning into my dad haha

 

He's nearly 69 and facing his 40th winter in the same game.

work outdoor all year round...

 

 

try spending 90% of your time outdoors then going into a house with central heating on..

 

 

horrible horrible !

Agree with that- when we call round the in-laws' place you could injection mould plastic in the living room

It was mild on the course this afternoon, I had to remove my under armour

Golf wanker.

certain weather stations saying Bolton will be   -8 on wednesday night,fuck that right off

It was mild on the course this afternoon, I had to remove my under armour

I've had a right good look around the website bit no matter how hard I search, I simply cannot find a gayer post than this.

You obvs weren't about when Jules was sticking a slice of apple up his bottom when golfing.

I know mate.

 

Can deal with the cold,kind of...

 

Just got to keep to going

 

Fuck me I'm seriously turning into my dad haha

 

He's nearly 69 and facing his 40th winter in the same game.

 

Sure am mate.

 

We have a lot of traditional work as well though.

 

We have a few council and office block contracts where ladders are not allowed.

 

No ladder in the land would get that high anyway.

my widow cleaner has started useing them on houses on is round

 

i told the lazy bastard do mine the old way or ile do the fuckers mysele for £3.70 every 2 week

Garages don't normally have many windows, do they?

He's going to lick them clean.

Get your thermals on

 

 

Next month sees the start of severe weather hitting our glorious country and hopefully cutting Scotland adrift from us.

 

My mucker up there who works for the Met Office,says November will bring very bad snowfalls and possibly record low temperatures for that time of the year.

 

He was pretty accurate re the nce summer we had and is adamant this winter will be severe.

 

All goes back to the ''blockers'' he told me about early this year.

 

 

 

http://www.itv.com/news/granada/2013-10-13/the-met-office-responds-to-headlines-warning-of-worst-winter-in-decades/