You can shove your tv thread up your arse.

 

This is where men that are comfortable in their own sexuality can talk.

 

Peter has an affair with Tina in corrie.

 

Sonia is back in eastenders.

 

And the baby thing with charity in emerdale comes out at Xmas.

 

This is a according to my soaps magazine.

 

Corried double bill plus eastenders and Emmy tonight.

 

Lets do this shit.

Hold on, I've not really paid much attention to this soap opera business but are you saying Sally has turned into a dyke? Bloody hell there's some rum storylines from the sounds of it

Jenna has that lezzer "look in her eyes" when she's with Sally, you know, the 1 you have when you're with JD74

Alan Turners funeral was very emotional and Lorraine Chase could still have it

Did you see moiras tits in that black dress?

 

What's gonna happen with her and Charlie Stubbs?

I never knew Alan Turner was a biker until last night.

Did you see moiras tits in that black dress?

 

What's gonna happen with her and Charlie Stubbs?

They were/are amazing

 

Her and Stubbsy will get it on but i've a feeling they have a murky past

Jenna has that lezzer "look in her eyes" when she's with Sally, you know, the 1 you have when you're with JD74

I just have that crooked neck look!

I just have that crooked neck look!

 

Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

don't encourage him, he's at that funny age! You minx

Height doesn't matter when you're lying down

Snatch on snatch????

Snatch on snatch????

unless there's any strap on action of course

Cain saved the day again last night i bet Moira see's him right

I hope Mary dies soon, she annoys the cock off me.

Owen is the voice of king thistle in Ben and Holly's magic kingdom on nick jnr.

 

I'd like to lie and say I'd didn't work that out myself and them google it for confirmation,but I can't.

 

Because I did.

 

This is what my life has become,Googling kids programmes voices and soap actors and then telling people on an Internet forum.

 

My god.

At least you turned out better than your mate Zammo

How long will it be before Todd and Shaun start to have bum sex

How long will it be before Todd and Shaun start to have bum sex

 

i heard norris gets caught between them in a sausage sandwich. ITK

I've also heard that Todd and Marcus get it on and he leaves Maria, what a fucking stupid bender, no way would i rather bum Todd when i can bum Maria, i've got a semi on thinking about it (bumming Maria not Todd)

I've also heard that Todd and Marcus get it on and he leaves Maria, what a fucking stupid bender, no way would i rather bum Todd when i can bum Maria, i've got a semi on thinking about it (bumming Maria not Todd)

 

it was always going to happen, once a mincer always a mincer, i refer you to Big E as living breathing proof.

Ian Portafield for Sunderland v Leeds

Ian Portafield for Sunderland v Leeds

 

So it wasn't just me then

I remember when Zammo's mate knocked his gear out of his hand and he (Zammo) snotted him then started frantically licking it up off the floor.

 

How unrealistic, I thought at the time, everyone (in Great Lever) knew you either 'chased the dragon' or injected it (smack).

 

And I've never known a smack dealer, at any time in human history, swap a bag of brown for an alarm clock.*

 

His bird was an early candidate for the wank bank, obviously it was before the discovery of wanking so, the nob rub thinking chamber instead perhaps?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* He nicked Ro-Land's - for the uninitiated.

Edited November 9, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie

Zammos bird was indeed fit, can't remember what she was called though

So it wasn't just me then

Haha! My mrs called me sad bastard for knowing it.

Owen is the voice of king thistle in Ben and Holly's magic kingdom on nick jnr.

 

I'd like to lie and say I'd didn't work that out myself and them google it for confirmation,but I can't.

 

Because I did.

 

This is what my life has become,Googling kids programmes voices and soap actors and then telling people on an Internet forum.

 

My god.

At least you got it right. I made a tit of myself in work the other day claiming that the bloke shagging Sally Webster is the same actor as does Big Cook, Little Cook on CBeebies.

Your thinking of big cock little cock on television X mate.