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3 minutes ago, kent_white said:

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Im partial to a bit of 40k lore! πŸ˜‚

I have no idea what that is but I assume it’s like a CeX Christmas do

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1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I have no idea what that is but I assume it’s like a CeX Christmas do

There's 2 versions of Warhammer.Β 

A kind of fantasy one and a sci fi one called 40k.Β 

Some people like painting models, some people like playing the games, some people like reading the books - or a combination of the three. I like reading the books.Β 

I quite like proper geeks. They genuinely don't give a shit what anybody thinks about them. A bit like Clint Eastwood but one who's into anime! πŸ˜‚

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It’s Kent admitting he’s painted a Blood Angel Intercessor, we’re all inclusive on WW though so that’s fine.

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Just read kent’s reply, too slow typing
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10 minutes ago, kent_white said:

There's 2 versions of Warhammer.Β 

A kind of fantasy one and a sci fi one called 40k.Β 

Some people like painting models, some people like playing the games, some people like reading the books - or a combination of the three. I like reading the books.Β 

I quite like proper geeks. They genuinely don't give a shit what anybody thinks about them. A bit like Clint Eastwood but one who's into anime! πŸ˜‚

WUHWAMMER

Posted
7 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

It’s Kent admitting he’s painted a Blood Angel Intercessor, we’re all inclusive on WW though so that’s fine.

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See - we're all coming out of the woodwork now. I'm impressed you even know what one is Ernest! 😁😁😁

Posted
12 minutes ago, kent_white said:

There's 2 versions of Warhammer.Β 

A kind of fantasy one and a sci fi one called 40k.Β 

Some people like painting models, some people like playing the games, some people like reading the books - or a combination of the three. I like reading the books.Β 

I quite like proper geeks. They genuinely don't give a shit what anybody thinks about them. A bit like Clint Eastwood but one who's into anime! πŸ˜‚

They only don’t give a shit because they don’t know any other wayΒ 

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I saw a group of dweebs in Manchester once - a few girls a few lads all dressed as fuck knows what probably going to some geek convention.

One of the girls was fucking stunning though, in a group of gob-blazers - I felt like abducting her and deprogramming her then taking her to The Electric Chair (the club night not the execution device) and corrupting her.

It was genuinely one of the strangest things I've seen.

It was like Margot Robbie was knocking about with the No Ken Do Forest Green bummers.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I saw a group of dweebs in Manchester once - a few girls a few lads all dressed as fuck knows what probably going to some geek convention.

One of the girls was fucking stunning though, in a group of gob-blazers - I felt like abducting her and deprogramming her then taking her to The Electric Chair (the club night not the execution device) and corrupting her.

It was genuinely one of the strangest things I've seen.

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That’s saying something for youΒ 

Posted
6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I am a fucking handsome cunt and I was cock of the year at MSJ - I did the gob throwing.

I mean the amount of Perla and recreational drgs you’ve taken

You take the u out of drugs and what have you got? Drgs and no one ever got addicted to drgs

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1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I mean the amount of Perla and recreational drgs you’ve taken

You take the u out of drugs and what have you got? Drgs and no one ever got addicted to drgs

You're the one off your rocker.

Getting a Cockapoo?

Why not just become Lostock's Rupaul?

Get a fierce one.

Some lad I worked with ages ago got two rescue lurchers - they must've been 'blooded' because he had a pomeranian (he didn't take it bowling) too and they tore it asunder within about two minutes of him bringing them home.

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2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You're the one off your rocker.

Getting a Cockapoo?

Why not just become Lostock's Rupaul?

Get a fierce one.

Some lad I worked with ages ago got two rescue lurchers - they must've been 'blooded' because he had a pomeranian (he didn't take it bowling) too and they tore it asunder within about two minutes of him bringing them home.

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I’m not getting one I said that’s on the list

I want an old shep type.

Owd fella who walks up to me when I get in from the salt mines rather than jumping at me like an acid head

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2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

I’m not getting one I said that’s on the list

I want an old shep type.

Owd fella who walks up to me when I get in from the salt mines rather than jumping at me like an acid head

Get a Presa Canario and train it to savage your enemies.

My sister (with the small ones) had a Belgian Malinois and they neglected it - not taking it out for walks. It was crackers so I'd take it out.

It had a bloodlust.

One time in the dark it savaged a hedgehog before I'd even clocked it - I thought the mentalist had grabbed a brick in his jaws until the poor thing landed - dead as Dillinger. He seemed very proud of himself.

He didn't kill but certainly maimed cats who ventured into his back garden.

Someone offered me a monkey for him on a walk once.

I get infuriated by folk who get dogs and the novelty wears off.

I'd love to have one but it's nailed on They peg it within 7-14 years. Couldn't take it again.

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Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

Get a Presa Canario and train it to savage your enemies.

My sister (with the small ones) had a Belgian Malinois and they neglected it - not taking it out for walks. It was crackers so I'd take it out.

It had a bloodlust.

One time in the dark it savaged a hedgehog before I'd even clocked it - I thought the mentalist had grabbed a brick in his jaws until the poor thing landed - dead as Dillinger. He seemed very proud of himself.

He didn't kill but certainly maimed cats who ventured into his back garden.

Someone offered me a monkey for him on a walk once.

I get infuriated by folk who get dogs and the novelty wears off.

I'd love to have one but it's nailed on They peg it within 7-14 years. Couldn't take it again.

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Why didn’t you take the monkey? Would have been a great conversation pointΒ 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Why didn’t you take the monkey? Would have been a great conversation pointΒ 

Β£500?

Plus I thought dogfighting might have been the reason.

Plus he wasn't my dog - though I often thought of confiscating him because he looked so fed up from lack of freedom.

They used to feed him sausages - he was a reet fat fucker by the end.

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1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Β£500?

Plus I thought dogfighting might have been the reason.

Plus he wasn't my dog - though I often thought of confiscating him because he looked so fed up from lack of freedom.

They used to feed him sausages - he was a reet fat fucker by the end.

😁 I know

Its abuse. There’s a woman around Morris green had a pug, horrible little fuckers anyways but this shit had a harness and was about 20lbs overweight. The harness made him look like sausages and the poor fuckers breathing was so loud it would put the locals outside the Morris Dancers off their dark mildΒ 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I did have a real monkey once.

It ate a sleeve of cigs and I got the red mist and threw it in the sea.

You threw a monkey into the sea?

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Why bother?

If you're pack leader you don't even need a lead Imo.

Some nobhead woman has a Husky type and it escaped - some bloke caught it and was taking him back - I should've offered him fifty quid and took it - it was emaciated.

Posted
12 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Well I got the red mist like.

It'd ate all me fags.

So I just picked it up and hoyed it into the sea.

Well it bounced off a rock before it went in the sea.

Stop saying you threw your monkey into the seaΒ 

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