Youri McAnespie Posted January 6, 2022 Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Traf said: All in a country that still builds houses from wood. Even the 3 little pigs worked out that was stupid. Let's build houses from wood in a floodplain hurricane zone, then send men to the moon using a Vic 20, course they did/do - they sell whole chickens in tins and watch Letterman in bed. Man on the moon pffft, yeah they did and I left my wallet in El Segundo. Edited January 6, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 What next? That bloke off Peepshow needs five months to knock up some utter bollocks images on Photoshop. Stick the Loch Ness monster wanking off the beast of Bodmin with it's flipper with Magnum P. I. riding on its back. What a load of old toss. Quote
kent_white Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 17 hours ago, Rudy said: Amazing isn't it? Apparently they now need to let it cool down to something bonkers like -250 degrees c so that all the components work as efficiently as possible. From picking up a stick and realising you could chuck it a a sabre tooth tiger to this in 2.6 million years. We just need to keep from blowing ourselves up and we could colonise the milky way given time..... Quote
Rudy Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, kent_white said: Amazing isn't it? Apparently they now need to let it cool down to something bonkers like -250 degrees c so that all the components work as efficiently as possible. From picking up a stick and realising you could chuck it a a sabre tooth tiger to this in 2.6 million years. We just need to keep from blowing ourselves up and we could colonise the milky way given time..... 1903 we had the first aeroplane fly, now this. It’s remarkable Quote
kent_white Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: 1903 we had the first aeroplane fly, now this. It’s remarkable And wait till we manage to develop A.I. 😁 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 From cave paintings to Microsoft developing Photoshop so this load of bollocks can be fabricated, it takes about ten years to get to Mars by which time any crew would've been dead of radiation poisoning for nine years eleven months. Man didn't co-exist with sabre tooth felides either. Quote
Rudy Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: From cave paintings to Microsoft developing Photoshop so this load of bollocks can be fabricated, it takes about ten years to get to Mars by which time any crew would've been dead of radiation poisoning for nine years eleven months. Man didn't co-exist with sabre tooth felides either. Well the spacecraft which transported the latest Mars Rover had a top speed of about 25000mph, Mars is 300miles away so that would take about 7 months before it landed in the Jezero crater. Think your calculator might be on the blink. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Rudy said: Well the spacecraft which transported the latest Mars Rover had a top speed of about 25000mph, Mars is 300miles away so that would take about 7 months before it landed in the Jezero crater. Think your calculator might be on the blink. It's horseshit, the atmosphere is so thin anything landing would be smashed to pieces. Humans travelling at 2500mph which is bollocks would disintegrate. People believe this space crap - but Bigfoot isn't real - hello.... Edited January 9, 2022 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Rudy Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's horseshit, the atmosphere is so thin anything landing would be smashed to pieces. Humans travelling at 2500mph which is bollocks would disintegrate. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Yeah, and aliens invaded us and Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum and crazy Randy Quaid saved the human race by smoking cigars in a UFO or whatever. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 31 minutes ago, Spider said: The Falkland Islands don’t exist They do - Keith `Buzz' Aldred went there. They look like Argies but speak Welsh - the natives. I fucking hate West Ham cockney twats. Quote
Spider Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: They do - Keith `Buzz' Aldred went there. They look like Argies but speak Welsh - the natives. I fucking hate West Ham cockney twats. Have you been to the Falklands? And going “on a plane” doesn’t count because we all know you can just fly the long way round to the Scilly Isles and stage a greeting Truman Show style. I need proof. Incontrovertible proof of their existence. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 21 minutes ago, Spider said: Have you been to the Falklands? And going “on a plane” doesn’t count because we all know you can just fly the long way round to the Scilly Isles and stage a greeting Truman Show style. I need proof. Incontrovertible proof of their existence. I know someone who was in that Union Jack picture. The Savage Islands also exist - I thought I'd imagined seeing them out of the window of a KLM plane as a teenager, they weren't on any maps. I sat in the smoking section and smokes some B&H I was green for the entire flight. Smoking on planes - madness. Quote
Spider Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: I know someone who was in that Union Jack picture. The Savage Islands also exist - I thought I'd imagined seeing them out of the window of a KLM plane as a teenager, they weren't on any maps. I sat in the smoking section and smokes some B&H I was green for the entire flight. Smoking on planes - madness. Argentina doesn’t exist either. All made up to suit Tory agendas in the 80’s. Clarkson and his pair of hairy bollocks said they were kicked out of “Argentina” but they were just driving around the army training moors in Wiltshire. Prove me wrong fucko Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 6 minutes ago, Spider said: Argentina doesn’t exist either. All made up to suit Tory agendas in the 80’s. Clarkson and his pair of hairy bollocks said they were kicked out of “Argentina” but they were just driving around the army training moors in Wiltshire. Prove me wrong fucko Well I nobbed an Argentine girl. I won her over by showing her my retro number 10 Argentina shirt I bought from RipRap which I wore as a provocative teenager. Clarkson was on Dave on Top Gear the other day sporting blackface - trying to be an edgelord, he also wears size 32 jeans despite him having a size 48 belly, so they hang around the crack of his arse and display his rancid skid marked underpants. The cunt smokes and twats Irish teenagers because they can only rustle up soup and sandwiches. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 Horwich doesn't exist neither. Just a made up place- the council just erects signs and the post office issue post codes to give residents a sense of belonging. Meanwhile big brother keeps a watch, just like they do on the village. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 Horwich exists it was set up as a type of Ghetto by The Commission for Racial Equality, The Anti-Defamation League and The Foundation against Wife and Partner Abuse - to keep everyone where they could keep tabs on them. Quote
MickyD Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 5 hours ago, Rudy said: Well the spacecraft which transported the latest Mars Rover had a top speed of about 25000mph, Mars is 300miles away so that would take about 7 months before it landed in the Jezero crater. Think your calculator might be on the blink. Mars is closer to us than Amsterdam? Who knew? Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 9, 2022 Posted January 9, 2022 27 minutes ago, MickyD said: Mars is closer to us than Amsterdam? Who knew? Double Dutch to me. Quote
Cheese Posted January 12, 2022 Posted January 12, 2022 (edited) Probably the most perfect mirror ever created by humans, and this is only 1 of the 18 that make up the James Webb Telescope. Those mirrors are currently 740,000 miles from Earth - and will be even further away when you read this - being prepared to send back images that will blow our minds. Edited January 12, 2022 by Cheese Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 12, 2022 Posted January 12, 2022 Course it is - they just float that distance without fuel. Those mirrors are available on Ebay - £15.99 and £4 shipping from China. Utter crap. Now Poltergeists - there is proof. Video evidence. Once after taking drugs, not me someone else, I, mean them, saw an extension lead crawling across the carpet like a snake. Obviously Poltergeist prescence. 740,000 miles, they can't even make an electric car with a range of more than 50 miles. Load of old bollocks. I saw a picture of Salma Hayek getting gangbanged and I don't think it happened. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 26, 2022 Posted January 26, 2022 https://amp.theguardian.com/science/2022/jan/26/out-of-control-spacex-rocket-on-track-to-collide-with-the-moon Quote
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