in the  BEN traffic waden got sacked two days before christmas for haveing

 

a GOLLLIWOG keyring

 

worlds gone mad

 

 

He was on Bond last night. The genetic freak.

 

As was Halle berry. I think. Wasn't really paying much attention.

Who's "frothing at the mouth"? This is what I find funny about the "Political Correctness has gone mad" folk. None of the stuff they complain about has ever affected their lives in the slightest, yet they make it out that there's an army of do-gooders marching round taking people's golliwogs off them. It speaks volumes.

 

 

Does it fuck as like. There are plenty of cunts out there who want to influence the way we speak and think. That's what I object to - and before the swimming against the tide social engineering border pop up again with their piss weak attempts at group therapy - I would agree with some things being despatched to the dustbins of history, precisely for the reasons they are.

 

A golliwog doesn't need to be and neither does calling a plant a Black Boy have to be either. The day when a sewer inspection hole cover has to be officially referred to as a 'person hole cover' will be the day I know that the lunatics are finally running the asylum.

Happy Australia Day cobber.

Until I see a wench benching down one covered in shit piss and jamrags, it remains a fucking manhole on my sites.

Happy Australia Day cobber.

 

 

Thank you, sir. It is a happier one because we have a sea breeze which has relieved the fucking inferno we have been living in for the past few weeks. Only 25C for the Public Holiday tomorrow. Fucking heaven!

Just for you and the estimable Carlos, I have a suspicion these fookers invented it. Germaine Greer.  Fow as a gas cinder.

 

 

She's doing a great job bringing some rainforest back to life, though. Admire that

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by boltondiver

she's doing a great job bringing some rainnforset back to life, though. admre that

 

 

I think the Americans spell it fawcet. Restoring one is she? She could use her face as a polishing medium.

Pissing down here, everywhere is flooded, miserable as fuck.

Pissing down here, everywhere is flooded, miserable as fuck.

 

 

Aye, as you know, Sky UK News never off at our house. Looks fucking grim in the South West.

 

Hope Boltoners have avoided that kind of devastation.

Aye, we've got away with it, no proper flooding or owt, I don't think people have realised how bad it's been elsewhere. Wettest and mildest winter for years.

Reckon the global warming science is right then or is this a cyclic thing that comes around every few centuries?

 

Either way, it is devastating for far too many people.

Warm and wet

 

Snigger.

Worker claims it dropped off his keyring, and however the company who employed him have said.

 

“The grounds for dismissal involve breaches of the NSL diversity policy, the NSL communications policy and for committing a serious act of discourtesy toward a fellow colleague.”

 

Which kindof reads that this is the tip of an iceberg..

 

Not being funny, but the keyring I massive...

 

what bloke in his right mind keeps a teddy in his pocket with his keys on..

 

A lot more to this story..

The excuse that, because the metal ring thing was broke, it was attached to his keys with a hessian rope noose from it's neck doesn't really wash either*.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

* DISCLAIMER: This isn't, to my knowledge, actually true, it's just for the purposes of the 'joke' social-engineering project.

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

Bolty !! Gday to you.

 

During a recent visit to my local Greenalghes bakery shop, and I kid thee not, I ordered a meat and potato pie and a Gingerbread man, the lady serving said it was a Gingerbread person!. I pondered a while and asked her was this her view or a compulsory one endorsed by management. Neither she said but it aint either male nor female. I just thought, ahh well another brain washed plank.

Bolty !! Gday to you.

 

During a recent visit to my local Greenalghes bakery shop, and I kid thee not, I ordered a meat and potato pie and a Gingerbread man, the lady serving said it was a Gingerbread person!. I pondered a while and asked her was this her view or a compulsory one endorsed by management. Neither she said but it aint either male nor female. I just thought, ahh well another brain washed plank.

 

 

Surprised she didn't correct your request to "potato and meat"

That's nowt, a bakery in Manchester, their gingerbread persons proportionally reflect and embrace the varied ethnicity of their customers...

 

Here's a photo as proof.

 

 

 

Face it dinosaurs, your days are numbered. Welcome to the 21st Century: The Era of Person-Holes, Christmas Lanterns and no more Golliwoggs.

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

What do they advertise them as on the chalkboard outside though?

Surprised she didn't correct your request to "potato and meat"

 

They've got to do that under some sales of goods act or other, unless the proportion of meat is greater than the potato.

 

Daft.

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

What do they advertise them as on the chalkboard outside though?

 

I don't know whether to be sickened or not by your lefty reverse racist double standards.

 

What do they call the diversity confections?

 

M-People.

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by Youri McAnespie

They've got to do that under some sales of goods act or other, unless the proportion of meat is greater than the potato.

 

Daft.

 

 

Aye, I know, but shopkeepers shouldn't be "correcting" our language

Gingerbread men on sale in Howfen.

Also Babbys Yeds in our chippy.

Plus pea wet and scratchings.

Does it fuck as like. There are plenty of cunts out there who want to influence the way we speak and think. That's what I object to - and before the swimming against the tide social engineering border pop up again with their piss weak attempts at group therapy - I would agree with some things being despatched to the dustbins of history, precisely for the reasons they are.

 

A golliwog doesn't need to be and neither does calling a plant a Black Boy have to be either. The day when a sewer inspection hole cover has to be officially referred to as a 'person hole cover' will be the day I know that the lunatics are finally running the asylum.

 

Whilst at work the other day a girl (white) wouldn't put her i-pad away despite my frequent requests.  When I went over she switched the screen off saying ,"it's black now, so I can't be using it!".   A bit later on she had it out again so I said to her, "I bet it's not black now is it?"  Two black girls in the session piped up saying, "You what?  What did you say?" . . .etc.  I just ignored it and moved on.

 

The point that I, and I think Bolty and others, are referring to here is highlighted nicely in the above example.  (that really happened btw)   I personally feel that most efforts to 'standardize' race, as it were, actually end up putting up more barriers and therefore actually perpetuate the status quo, rather than change it for the better.  Equal ops forms being a prime example

 

Personally I wouldn't own a Golliwog doll or wear a Nazi uniform, Cheese; and I don't think having a key-ring and wearing a full on uniform can be compared really, can they?  Granted, there was it seems more to the story but that wasn't really what I was getting at.

 

I also think that this notion that white people can't understand or empathise with what it's like to be the victim of racism, inequality or prejudice is . . . fuckin racist!   Seriously, think about it

Edited January 26, 201412 yr by madthatter

Bolty !! Gday to you.

 

During a recent visit to my local Greenalghes bakery shop, and I kid thee not, I ordered a meat and potato pie and a Gingerbread man, the lady serving said it was a Gingerbread person!. I pondered a while and asked her was this her view or a compulsory one endorsed by management. Neither she said but it aint either male nor female. I just thought, ahh well another brain washed plank.

 

It seems to me that there is a massive push to make life more complicated. Every fucker treading on eggshells shit scared of saying anything which some troublemonger will instantly latch on to and create holy fuck - just because they can.

 

I am wondering how long channels like National Geographic will get away with statements like "Man rose to prominence on Earth when......." or "Global warming is a direct result of Mans effect on the planet". The filthy, sexist male or female sex organs.

I change my behaviour all the time if I think somebody around me is likely to be offended by it. I choose to do that because I'm a reasonable human being with empathy.

 

What gets on my nerves is people who get offended on other people's behalf. Or people who belong to pressure groups who pro actively go around looking for things to be offended by.