April 6, 201412 yr Right up the side of my window in the car, you little minx from Beech Hill giving me that wonder wank in 82.
April 7, 201412 yr Got some jizz in our pegs eye way back when in our hedonistic days. Previously a mad as fuck bloke called hughie that drank in my local had Told me how he suffers from sties and conjunctivitis,and that his remedy was to boil tea bags and put them on his eye to sooth the pain. Raises a smile looking back and seeing the imagage of our peg lay there with tea bags on her eyes haha
April 7, 201412 yr "Wonder wank". Proper giggled out loud in the office when reading that. Brilliant.
April 8, 201412 yr years ago on a old stone wall up near barrow bridge i was RUINING my then young girlfriend did not want to get her up the duff wipped it out shot over the wall then banged it back up few mins later second load when we had done and was walking away i looked back and it looked like a waterfall you could have white water rafted down it
April 8, 201412 yr i was RUINING my then young girlfriend did not want to get her up the duff wipped it out shot over the wall then banged it back up ... and there we have it. Who needs condoms, coils, the pill etc?! Edit: Anyway, LW, what's the status with your pump these days. Did NB fix it on Saturday? Edited April 8, 201412 yr by DazBob
April 8, 201412 yr ... and there we have it. Who needs condoms, coils, the pill etc?! Edit: Anyway, LW, what's the status with your pump these days. Did NB fix it on Saturday?
April 16, 201412 yr Top Tug runs in the 5.40 at Newmarket tomorrow. The Jockey Club wouldn't allow Wonder Wank, I don't think.
April 16, 201412 yr Managed to hit myself in the eye once and reached the headboard during a marathon session as a teenager. Shocked and amazed !!!! Definite correlation between the length of wank and pressure of shoot.
April 16, 201412 yr I think i stuck together pages 457 to 487 of my mum's Grattan catalogue once The house and garden section? Well whatever floats your boat
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