Aussies getting beaten by Pakistan

500+ on this wicket.

 

Drawn test, unless we fuck up with the bat.

I'd take 4 draws!

five day pitch, five full houses.......... ££££££'s

 

or just great batting from team Oz?

 

 

five day pitch, five full houses.......... ££££££'s

 

or just great batting from team Oz?

 

 

I haven't seen any of it

 

This'll see what these lads are made of

Edited July 16, 201511 yr by boltondiver

five day pitch, five full houses.......... ££££££'s

 

or just great batting from team Oz?

 

Batting track doing less than fuck all for the bowlers.

Batting track doing less than fuck all for the bowlers.

The money pitch then,

 

Like you've mentioned only we can fuck it up! Which we are more than capable of.

We should have been preparing a pitch to suit us with a view to going 2-0 up.

five day pitch, five full houses.......... ££££££'s

 

or just great batting from team Oz?

Ashes are usually sold out. However if pitches like this become more common so will the tedious cricket. Hardly going to keep interest going in the longer form

Ashes are usually sold out. However if pitches like this become more common so will the tedious cricket. Hardly going to keep interest going in the longer form

 

Day 5 matches arent

Nevil's a cunt

We need to bat for a long time. 

He's a bit shit that Lyth. And he looks like Ian Hart.

Gary Balance is having a wobble

500+ on this wicket.

 

Drawn test, unless we fuck up with the bat.

 

 

I'd take a draw now

Scoreboard pressure is a funny thing but eventually the way the top order have batted means we were going to be seriously embarrassed. This could be for 6 by now

Plenty of rain around on Sunday

 

Seems a long way off

fuckety fuck

1-1.

Good first session and the follow on comes in to reach, then at least we force them to win it.

1-1.

throwing the towel in?

 

bit premature that.

This can be saved and will totally demoralise them if we do ( a la Brisbane 10/11)

Hopefully will be saved and if the weather plays a part it will be doubly delightful for me as, just as the Fannyatics were waving umbrellas in the crowd at the first test, they were praying for rain down here too. Oh how I would love a deluge to contribute to a draw. Here's hoping.

 

Some of the media coverage down here is excruciating. Best I heard this morning was 'clearly, we have lulled the Poms into a false sense of security and will go on to a comfortable series win with ease now'. I have wanted to kick the TV in on previous occasions but kicking the car radio in whist driving would have taken more flexibility than I now possess.

 

Precipitation causing consternation. My motto for the weekend.

No rain forecast unfortunately.

Cheating bastards

Come on Alastair lad.