Iamin.

Fully in! I thought yesterday was Saturday. I only realised it when a certain female poster pointed out that the Swan was closed due to it being the sabbath. And rightly so. What a God forsaken place that is!

It's Monday.

 

Those of us who don't get extended time off over the festive period know this

I'm in work so no prob now. Was fucked off yesterday as the pie shop was closed. Lazy cunts.

Great day to be in work

 

roads deserted

A Hotelier rang me yesterday kicking off because we'd not been. I said its Sunday love.

 

She gave me a tenner tip today :-)

A Hotelier rang me yesterday kicking off because we'd not been. I said its Sunday love.

 

She gave me a tenner tip today :-)

 

I had a fairly abusive email last week from a subscriber because he's had no racing tips / info / racecards for three days.

 

I explained that it was difficult to offer a service on days when there was no racing.

It's easy.

Last Thursday was a Sunday.

Friday was a Saturday.

Saturday was something odd - definitely not a Saturday..

Sunday was a Saturday and a Sunday.

And today is washing day.

It's easy.

Last Thursday was a Sunday.

Friday was a Saturday.

Saturday was something odd - definitely not a Saturday..

Sunday was a Saturday and a Sunday.

And today is washing day.

Malc's been on the eggnog

David Eggnog?

John McGINly

I'm just wondering when you have to stop eating left overs from Christmas day...is there a rule?

I'm just wondering when you have to stop eating left overs from Christmas day...is there a rule?

 

When it runs out or goes off, I think.

When you cant stand the smell of your own farts

Not quite left overs but we've had buffet food / cheese boards replacing every meal since Christmas day do far.

Is it still ok to eat chocolate for breakfast?

 

Don't really eat chocolate but my current diet consists of 70% selection boxes and tubs of celebrations.

Havent left the house today. Sundays are shit

Not quite left overs but we've had buffet food / cheese boards replacing every meal since Christmas day do far.

my house is full of assorted bits & bobs type food but I'm dying here so fuck it, we are having another take away!

I'm just wondering when you have to stop eating left overs from Christmas day...is there a rule?

 

 

turkey flew into the bin last night

Sra. Kerr has offered to kill me if I ask again "is it . . . . . . . . today ?

turkey flew into the bin last night

 

Wouldn't have happened if you'd removed the wings first.

I was wrongly told that turkey keeps alright in the freezer......it was dead next morning.

First night of non sinking since the night before Xmas eve.

 

I feel like gazza.

Not a drop has passed my lips since Mad Friday.

And another thing ...cheese...not the bell end on here...but the milk based product...6 consecutive days...surely can't be good for you...however I've moved on to a healthier option of double g&t's with a slice of lemon...

I'm battered

 

Again