I would have bet my bottom dollar I'd be conservative or at a push ukip but I've got lib fucking dem.

 

I think it's spending too much time on here with you bedwetting hand wringing yoghurt knitting teacher lovers!

 

www.whoshouldyouvotefor.com/

 

 

The Mrs just answered and got UKIP after thinking she'd get lib dem.

 

Someone debunk this as bullshit please.

 

You can also use this as a reminder that you have until the 20th of April to register to vote.

Exit polls are looking goodish

Edited May 7, 201511 yr by no balls

Lovin this exit poll

 

I'd take that now

Looking good in the exit polls!

Bbc has Tories with 316.

 

I thought this would happen, for all the bravado when your balls are on the chopping block, no one in their right mind would trust Milliband with the economy.

Where's ya money then?

 

I'll go for no change. Conlib coal again

What happened to this tight race? The Tories have won at a canter according to this ffs

What was expected. Interesting how late the swing has come. Polls were either wrong or the late swing happened.

I still think exit poll is wrong, cant see SNP getting that many, nor libs, with UKIP getting more...

Cgi ed seems to have more personality than the real thing

Exit polls are looking good

Beat me to it. Christ if that is acurate then labour have been mauled by SNP and the Tories done better than expected. But, that still might throw things to shit because the Lib Dems are crap which might fuck things up completely.

Where's ya money then?

 

I'll go for no change. Conlib coal again

Libs have been fucking slaughtered, according to the polls. Understandable as you may as well vote Tory if they will back them anyway.

Where's ya money then?

I'll go for no change. Conlib coal again

Clegg might have lost his seat.

I still think exit poll is wrong, cant see SNP getting that many, nor libs, with UKIP getting more...

You disagree with these scientifically conducted polls because they don't agree with your opinions. They were bang on the money last time.

Lastly, the unions backed the wrong Miliband.

Lastly, the unions backed the wrong Miliband.

Unions in being wrong shocker. It's in their DNA

Another 5 years of coalition and if the Tories don't deliver and Labour moves to the Blairite right then they will have my vote.

You disagree with these scientifically conducted polls because they don't agree with your opinions. They were bang on the money last time.

Yes. The exit poll will be right. Though all previous polls were done in a scientific manner and were clearly wrong.

I'm rather excited now

Yes. The exit poll will be right. Though all previous polls were done in a scientific manner and were clearly wrong.

They were correct at the time but people have changed their preferences since.....

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I'd treat the exit poll with HUGE caution. I'm hoping for a good night but I think 58 seats is unlikely! #GE15

These ballot counters. Could they be more sad?

I'm rather excited now

Hilling Out! I hope so

They were correct at the time but people have changed their preferences since.....

Fascinating to analyse if that is the case. Can't see that since the last set of polls that a swing really happened since they were polling Tuesday and Wednesday this week. Think the pollsters must have got something wrong to have produced such consistent polls over the whole campaign.

Andrew Neill has done a good job matching his tie with his hair.

Andrew Neill has done a good job matching his tie with his hair.

Piece of piss when you spray your bonce on!