An email I received at work. I don't see any reason for others not to use this opportunity.

 

 

Free BBC Mastermind Audience Tickets

THE BBC are offering free tickets to watch the recording of Mastermind 2015 - The Heats:

Dates: May 20and 21,2015

Recording Times:    

May 20 Audience 1 – 13:30 – 17:30

May 20Audience 2 – 17:00 – 21:00

May 21Audience 1 – 13:15 – 17:45

May 21Audience 2 – 17:30 – 21:00

Minimum Age: 16

Location: The Studios, Media City UK, Salford, M50 2EQ

To apply for tickets: Email mastermind@bbc.co.uk stating your name, the date and time you wish to attend, how many tickets you would like and the address you would like the tickets sent out to.

 

 

 

I'd rather watch golf on teletext.

I'd rather watch golf on teletext

It wasn't aimed at either of you two.

It wasn't aimed at either of you two.

 

Good, I'd hate to dumb that far down.

Is our Redmond on?

I'll pass.

Being a studio audience for a pre recorded show is shit.

Does that mean you all sit in a crowd and watch it on telly?

There's a WWays old and new derby in the first show, Malcolm v Biff.

There's a WWays old and new derby in the first show, Malcolm v Biff.

 

I can't even begin to imagine how very dull that might be

Went a few years ago. It was good.

There's a WWays old and new derby in the first show, Malcolm v Biff.

 

Only occasionally do I correctly answer a question in each of the chosen special subjects.

Went to a recording of Mastermind a few years ago.  Believe it or not they had Ted Robbins aka Den Perry from Phoenix Nights, as the warm up man he was hilarious.  John Humphries was pretty funny to cracked a joke about the Rev Ian Paisley , that was so funny I can't remember it in full.  

 

Just been on the BBC web site and all 4 shows are fully booked, doh.  Told you it was good.

The joke about Paisley wearing the "I love the Pope" tee shirt?

Was it the Paisley 50p joke? That's a good 'un.

I'm competing this year.

I'm competing this year.

 

 

Specialist subject?

Boobs.

Yeah

Who was the buxom Twickenham streaker in the 1982 Autumn international against Australia?

Erica Roe

Who was the buxom Twickenham streaker in the 1982 Autumn international against Australia?

34dd

Rank these 80's page 3 legends in order of tit size; Lusardi, Fox, Mizzi

Lusardi by a country mile. mizzi. Then fox

Lusardi by a country mile. mizzi. Then fox

 

Miles out mate, disappointing.