March 31, 201610 yr Some working titles they're considering: Dr. No Balls Bond infiltrates the criminal gang of a megalomaniac bent on world domination - the infamous ESLSC ColdFinger Bond uncovers criminal conspiracy at the highest levels as the current world fingering champion Mr58 is accused of using an ice-based pre-cooling technique for an illegal, but highly effective, extra tingle. From Russia with Love Bond has to break the news to his old mate Jazza that his missus is actually from Siberia Spectre Bond helps Undies get to the bottom of just what exactly is in his loft Casino Royal Cassie lords it after Bond uncovers the fact that he is actually the illegitimate son of the 13th Duke of Bury and thus 170th in line to the throne.
March 31, 201610 yr On Her Majesty's Secret Service Agent Bolty58 is dropped by union Jack parachute onto the top of Ayres Rock to ensure Elizebeth remains head of state and nobody touches the flag.
March 31, 201610 yr Golden eye. Agent little Whitt gets pissed on by a lass wearing a gold bikini with her thong pulled to one side directly in his eyes therefore scuppering his criminal catching skills. Lead role played by Vern Troyer or him out of willow.
March 31, 201610 yr Author The man with the golden gun Bond tracks down his nemesis - known only as "George". Although the latter has - as the title song suggests - a "powerful weapon", his poor directional control means Bond easily wins the duel.
March 31, 201610 yr Author Diamond geezers are forever Bond secretly infiltrates Deano's cockney-filled boardroom to uncover the truth.
March 31, 201610 yr Moonraker Agent Smiffs plots his next mission with his sidekick 00Quinny in his favourite drinking establishment in Leyth. Pint of John smiths on the rocks. Shaken not stirred at 9am on Tuesday morning before Fulham away.
March 31, 201610 yr Author Moonraker Agent Smiffs plots his next mission with his sidekick 00Quinny in his favourite drinking establishment in Leyth. Pint of John smiths on the rocks. Shaken not stirred at 9am on Tuesday morning before Fulham away. Licensed to spill!
March 31, 201610 yr Live and Let Die SJM takes out political figures and all that just by starting an RIP thread in their name
March 31, 201610 yr Casino Royale The Bury based secret agent, along with sidekicks Freedman and Redfearn, attempt to foil a plot to murder prominent members of the royal family
March 31, 201610 yr You Only Die Twice Stars Norman Wisdom as Bond invades Albania singlehandedly, dying every 5 years or so Edited March 31, 201610 yr by boltondiver
March 31, 201610 yr Diamonds Aren't Forever Bond goes on a personal mission to shoot MiamiWhite after a share tip on a Gambian diamond mine goes awry. Edited March 31, 201610 yr by Spider
March 31, 201610 yr Never Say Never Again. Agent Bond murder's megalomaniac arch villain ZZ. Then shags Sophie Ellis Baxter on the dance floor. Edited March 31, 201610 yr by Underpants
March 31, 201610 yr Never Say Never Again. Agent Bond murder's megalomaniac arch villain ZZ. Then shags Sophie Ellis Baxter on the dance floor Edited March 31, 201610 yr by Underpants
March 31, 201610 yr Thunderball Bond in search of no balls as she mysteriously disappears during panto season.
March 31, 201610 yr The man with the Golden Pun....Bond tracks down the villainous Satan when has been slaying his fellow Wwayers with his numerous side splitting ramblings.
March 31, 201610 yr and Jussi Galore And Nick Nack - LW in a wig Odd Job - Swanny, our wrestling, teaching, HMV, KFC worker
March 31, 201610 yr Octopussy Agent MR58 lures his nemesis into a savage ten fingered blasting whilst watching her sister get fucked by an octopus on whatsapp.
March 31, 201610 yr The Spy Who Loved Me After waiting for an hour outside miamiwhite is invited into Maximus' house and is bummed senseless
March 31, 201610 yr For Your Eyes Only. Agent Whitt showed agent No Balls his special pleasure dungeon.
March 31, 201610 yr Author A View to a Hill NB recruits Bond to stop the fracking people spoiling her vista of Rivvie. Skyfall Bond is recruited by Rod Hull to help him fettle his satellite dish
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