November 30, 20169 yr I had that problem while working in India. Had to use my presentation handouts Was there no hose pipe thing? Used to work with a lad from Tanzania, originally India; for weeks he had to shower after having a shit over here because he felt dirty using big roll! He explained that back home they used their hand together with a little hose thing. Told him that was minging- each to their own. At least he sat down and didn't hover above, spraying everything in sight like those sink foot washers.
November 30, 20169 yr Was there no hose pipe thing? Used to work with a lad from Tanzania, originally India; for weeks he had to shower after having a shit over here because he felt dirty using big roll! He explained that back home they used their hand together with a little hose thing. Told him that was minging- each to their own. At least he sat down and didn't hover above, spraying everything in sight like those sink foot washers. I take my own quilted and moist when I'm travelling to less civilised countries.
November 30, 20169 yr Bum guns are the future. The fancy Geberit ones are great, the ones overseas with a pipe and gun hanging out are, well, hanging.
November 30, 20169 yr I'm suprised the border photo hasn't made an appearance Undies lost it and I don't think anyone else was sick enough to take a photo. It's still in my head though, somewhere.
November 30, 20169 yr Too many stories. My bowels are a shambles. Always carry some shit roll in cost or trouser pockets.
November 30, 20169 yr Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation? Yes, i always have one before my annual anal bleaching session
November 30, 20169 yr Yes, i always have one before my annual anal bleaching session I'm thinking of going in to a sideline with my Water fed brush system. I could line a load of naked bottoms up like a box of eggs and give them a right good scrub with my brush and blast the jets right up the shit pipe. What do you reckon?
November 30, 20169 yr only time i've not enjoyed a shit was when out and about and there's no bog roll was in some restaurant in Edinburgh was a messy one and only realised at the end there wasn't any paper about only cubicle in there and no sign of anything i could use tried to text the girl I was with but couldn't get a signal it was one of those where it wasn't a clean break and I couldn't just up and leave, the clean up op was going to be a messy one sat there for 10 mins in a bit of a panic before deciding to use my sock ended up having to use both then blocked the toilet trying to flush one so hid the other underneath the bog brush in the holder strolled back to my seat 20 minutes later like nothing had happened "where have you been?" "just having a shit" did the same in DIAMONDS was in traffic in Glasglow saw a B&Q ran in no public Bogs drove round the back quick and SHIT in the Loading Bay if I need to go I go shit in a field wile dog walking used my gloves to wipe with one time slept at my mates house had the biggest shit ever broke the bog handle so tried to leave early only locked in the fucking house think is Mrs went in first poor girl
November 30, 20169 yr Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation? aye "enjoyed" it felt great after whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance) anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't
November 30, 20169 yr aye "enjoyed" it felt great after whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube Well, you were in good company. http://valerie_cct.tripod.com/princessdi1.html
November 30, 20169 yr aye "enjoyed" it felt great after whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance) anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't She's wrong Its fascinating. Reminds me of the time when we were in our teens and playing poosticks off a bridge over the croal down near Prestolee. Daz decided to have an actual shit over the side of the bridge, so we held on to him as he did. To this day, I can see with pinsharp clarity his little poo egg as it fell through the air and into the water below. I'd expected a big long curly poo part, but it was more of an NFL ball shaped one. And it was surprisingly small.
November 30, 20169 yr aye "enjoyed" it felt great after whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance) anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't see this is the point I don't get we all do it but I get called a wroung-un cause I want to watch my bird do it
November 30, 20169 yr see this is the point I don't get we all do it but I get called a wroung-un cause I want to watch my bird do it No we don't. A post dump inspection maybe, but not live action.
November 30, 20169 yr see this is the point I don't get we all do it but I get called a wroung-un cause I want to watch my bird do it That's not the only reason you're a wroung-un
November 30, 20169 yr Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation? I had one by accident at the Water Place when one of the fountains shot up my bum hole - circa 1988.
November 30, 20169 yr No we don't. A post dump inspection maybe, but not live action. but do you not want to see the Cutter do its job
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