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I had that problem while working in India. Had to use my presentation handouts

Was there no hose pipe thing?

Used to work with a lad from Tanzania, originally India; for weeks he had to shower after having a shit over here because he felt dirty using big roll!

He explained that back home they used their hand together with a little hose thing.

Told him that was minging- each to their own.

At least he sat down and didn't hover above, spraying everything in sight like those sink foot washers.

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Was there no hose pipe thing?

Used to work with a lad from Tanzania, originally India; for weeks he had to shower after having a shit over here because he felt dirty using big roll!

He explained that back home they used their hand together with a little hose thing.

Told him that was minging- each to their own.

At least he sat down and didn't hover above, spraying everything in sight like those sink foot washers.

I take my own quilted and moist when I'm travelling to less civilised countries.

Bum guns are the future.

Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation?

I'm suprised the border photo hasn't made an appearance

Bum guns are the future.

 

The fancy Geberit ones are great, the ones overseas with a pipe and gun hanging out are, well, hanging.

I'm suprised the border photo hasn't made an appearance

 

Undies lost it and I don't think anyone else was sick enough to take a photo. It's still in my head though, somewhere.

Too many stories. My bowels are a shambles. Always carry some shit roll in cost or trouser pockets.

Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation?

Yes, i always have one before my annual anal bleaching session

Yes, i always have one before my annual anal bleaching session

I'm thinking of going in to a sideline with my Water fed brush system.

 

I could line a load of naked bottoms up like a box of eggs and give them a right good scrub with my brush and blast the jets right up the shit pipe.

 

What do you reckon?

only time i've not enjoyed a shit was when out and about and there's no bog roll

 

was in some restaurant in Edinburgh

 

was a messy one and only realised at the end there wasn't any paper about

 

only cubicle in there and no sign of anything i could use

 

tried to text the girl I was with but couldn't get a signal

 

it was one of those where it wasn't a clean break and I couldn't just up and leave, the clean up op was going to be a messy one

 

sat there for 10 mins in a bit of a panic before deciding to use my sock

 

ended up having to use both

 

then blocked the toilet trying to flush one

 

so hid the other underneath the bog brush in the holder

 

strolled back to my seat 20 minutes later like nothing had happened

 

"where have you been?"

 

"just having a shit"

did the same in DIAMONDS

 

​was in traffic in Glasglow  saw a B&Q ran in no public Bogs

 

​drove round the back quick and SHIT in the Loading Bay

 

​if I need to go I go

 

​shit in a field wile dog walking used my gloves to wipe with

 

 

​one time slept at my mates house

 

had the biggest shit ever broke the bog handle

 

​so tried to leave early only locked in the fucking house

 

think is Mrs went in first poor girl

 

Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation?

 

aye

 

"enjoyed" it

 

felt great after 

 

whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube

 

I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day

 

she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance)

 

anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't

aye

 

"enjoyed" it

 

felt great after 

 

whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube

 

 

 

 

Well, you were in good company.

 

http://valerie_cct.tripod.com/princessdi1.html

 

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aye

 

"enjoyed" it

 

felt great after 

 

whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube

 

I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day

 

she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance)

 

anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't

 

She's wrong

 

Its fascinating.

 

 

Reminds me of the time when we were in our teens and playing poosticks off a bridge over  the croal down near Prestolee.

 

Daz decided to have an actual shit over the side of the bridge, so we held on to him as he did.

 

To this day, I can see with pinsharp clarity his little poo egg as it fell through the air and into the water below. I'd expected a big long curly poo part, but it was more of an NFL ball shaped one. And it was surprisingly small.

aye

 

"enjoyed" it

 

felt great after 

 

whether or not their are really health benefits is up for debate, or maybe not, but mentally it did the trick and I got to watch my shit float off down a tube

 

I had a similar discussion with the mrs the other day

 

she found it odd that sometimes when have a shit, I'll lean forward and inspect it as it drops from arse to bowl, often to check how big it is when it feels like it's 5 times wider than my arse and am in agony trying to get it out (I don't mean putting my head right up close to my arse, more watching the drop from a safe distance)

 

anyway, I thought everyone does it, she was adamant they don't

see this is the point I don't get we all do it

 

​but I get called a wroung-un  cause I want to watch my bird do it

see this is the point I don't get we all do it

​but I get called a wroung-un  cause I want to watch my bird do it

No we don't. A post dump inspection maybe, but not live action.

see this is the point I don't get we all do it

 

​but I get called a wroung-un  cause I want to watch my bird do it

 

That's not the only reason you're a wroung-un

Not had a solid one piece lot in years.

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Smart Price Bran Flakes, or get your arse refurbished.

Anyone ever had Colonic irrigation?

I had one by accident at the Water Place when one of the fountains shot up my bum hole - circa 1988.

No we don't. A post dump inspection maybe, but not live action.

but do you not want to see the Cutter do its job

but do you not want to see the Cutter do its job

A new low

but do you not want to see the scutter do her job

No thanks.

Having a third loose shit of the day

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