Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

If anyone is at a (very) loose end next tuesday, tune into the Museum of the Year awards - you might even catch a glipse of yours truly sorting out the cloakroom https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0010016

 

29 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

If anyone is at a (very) loose end next tuesday, tune into the Museum of the Year awards - you might even catch a glipse of yours truly sorting out the cloakroom https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0010016

 

Been promoted from putting the chairs out?

Or demoted. Not sure which is which there really.

33 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

If anyone is at a (very) loose end next tuesday, tune into the Museum of the Year awards - you might even catch a glipse of yours truly sorting out the cloakroom https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0010016

 

You party animal you 

28 minutes ago, Spider said:

Been promoted from putting the chairs out?

Or demoted. Not sure which is which there really.

I see it as a huge step up, I'm now in charge of the petty cash.

Almas not normal on bbc2/iplayer. Filmed in Bolton. Got good reviews. Saw it being filmed in Breightmet whilst I was working. 

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Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Almas not normal on bbc2/iplayer. Filmed in Bolton. Got good reviews. Saw it being filmed in Breightmet whilst I was working. 

Walking dead filmed in Breightmet as well

Ooooh Fred and Rose West with Trevor Mcdonald programme on ITV now. Love anything serial killer. 

Just now, Rudy said:

Walking dead filmed in Breightmet as well

You're not wrong. 

I have now been given the task of making the playlist for the night. I think its because I spend more time making playlists for the friday afternoon drinks than anything else.

I'm wondering if I can try and sneak a bit of Carcass on there.

Some posh twat off TOWIE or Made In London or sommat is on YouTube, think it was BBC3 originally - at a gig at The Alma...

Shows him walking around like a French Anthropologist amongst South Seas Cannibal Tribes.

15 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Ooooh Fred and Rose West with Trevor Mcdonald programme on ITV now. Love anything serial killer. 

I love anything Trevor McDonald

32 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I have now been given the task of making the playlist for the night. I think its because I spend more time making playlists for the friday afternoon drinks than anything else.

I'm wondering if I can try and sneak a bit of Carcass on there.

Later stuff is too melodic.

It's obvious, but 'Colostomy Grab Bag' by O.L.D. (Old Lady Drivers) would be good...

Bob Mortimer in Manchester last night was superb.

We don't deserve him

23 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Later stuff is too melodic.

It's obvious, but 'Colostomy Grab Bag' by O.L.D. (Old Lady Drivers) would be good...

I don't think I can go full on.

Anyway, pputting it together at lunch, looks ok so far.

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

Bob Mortimer in Manchester last night was superb.

We don't deserve him

Did you go and see Bob Mortimer in Manchester last night?

40 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Did you go and see Bob Mortimer in Manchester last night?

I did, I may have mentioned it.

It was in Manchester.

After the show, Manchester was crawling with young students who made me feel simultaneously old and excited.

I'm having a campochoochoo just now

I heard there were two wheelchair users down the front and Mortimer got security to move them because "they're putting me off..."

21 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I heard there were two wheelchair users down the front and Mortimer got security to move them because "they're putting me off..."

He gave a free copy of his book and a packet of Rennies to the disabled lady near the front of the stage. So you’re not far off.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

He gave a free copy of his book and a packet of Rennies to the disabled lady near the front of the stage. So you’re not far off.

She was blind though and had stomach cancer.

36 minutes ago, Cheese said:

She was blind though and had stomach cancer.

That’s why it got the biggest laugh of the night.

@Cheese

@Spider

If Jim Davidson had done that he'd have been a bastard.

St. Bob does it and it's hilarious.

I heard he got a steward sacked because he shouted 'Spin, spin, spin the wheel of Justice' at Mortimer during the rehearsal.

He summoned the Theatre manager and was overheard saying something along the lines of "It was thirty cunting years ago, get rid of the cunt", the bootlicking manager replied "Sure, Mr. Mortimer I'll move him to the car park..."

'National treasure' Mortimer then exploded with "No, you cretin, I said get rid, not rearrange his location - get rid as in p45 get rid, you stupid pufter..."

"Sack him or start doing sums regarding refunds..."

Nice bloke.

Mr Whitehouse is a nice fella.

Said I was surely too young to watch his fishing programme as I made idle small talk. The charmer.

13 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Mr Whitehouse is a nice fella.

Said I was surely too young to watch his fishing programme as I made idle small talk. The charmer.

Well he is a comedian.

Enjoying Good Girls

On 10/09/2021 at 22:30, bolton_blondie said:

Starts Thursday. We all love a bit of Stephen Graham and Jodie Comer is proper fit. Deffo on my lezza list. 

It's been on all 4 all week, watching it now, started brilliantly.