Just finished power, was fucking brilliant

There's sommat on BBC i-Player about some psychopathic confidence trickster and serial murderer working the Asian hippie trail - preying on the vacuous faux 'spiritual' trust fund tossers 'finding themselves' travelling there...

Some bird off Emmerdale Farm and Doctor Who who's 34 or sommat in real life but looks like a potential jailbait girlfriend for Adam Johnson portrays the killer's Bird - it's called 'The Serpent'...

Edited September 14, 20214 yr by Youri McAnespie

Long lost families breaks my heart. 3 different siblings abandoned by their parents in Ireland because they where having an affair and one was Catholic and the other protestant. It's so so sad. 

An evening with Bob Mortimer in Manchester tomorrow.

im fckin stoked

Married at first sight.  5 series of nice normal couples trying and largely failing to stay together.  It was nice telly.

This year they've followed the Aussie format.  It's a collection of trout pouts, boob jobs and gobshites.  I can't stop watching it though! 

4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

There's sommat on BBC i-Player about some psychopathic confidence trickster and serial murderer working the Asian hippie trail - preying on the vacuous faux 'spiritual' trust fund tossers 'finding themselves' travelling there...

Some bird off Emmerdale Farm and Doctor Who who's 34 or sommat in real life but looks like a potential jailbait girlfriend for Adam Johnson portrays the killer's Bird - it's called 'The Serpent'...

I suppose you will be telling us about the imminent arrival on the scene of Elvis Presley next?

It's an inside joke from the period you threw your toys out of your pram, spat your dummy out and took your ball home....

8 hours ago, Spider said:

An evening with Bob Mortimer in Manchester tomorrow.

im fckin stoked

Me mam has bought my dad tickets for it, he doesn’t know and won’t until he arrives. I reckon he’d give up a child to meet Bob. Well not me but the middle one definitely 

54 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Me mam has bought my dad tickets for it, he doesn’t know and won’t until he arrives. I reckon he’d give up a child to meet Bob. Well not me but the middle one definitely 

I’m taking Two Owls along and hoping he’ll sign them for me.

Ive also baked him a shoe cake.

17 minutes ago, Spider said:

I’m taking Two Owls along and hoping he’ll sign them for me.

Ive also baked him a shoe cake.

Show him your tiny hands 

“Like Pringles with fingers!”

He's supposed to be a reet bastard in real life, he's a member of The Groucho Club for a start.

A mate once proffered her baby for him to kiss it, and he bit it, on the head...

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

He's supposed to be a reet bastard in real life, he's a member of The Groucho Club for a start.

A mate once proffered her baby for him to kiss it, and he bit it, on the head...

To be fair if you want strangers kissing your baby you deserve it. 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

To be fair if you want strangers kissing your baby you deserve it. 

It was his bloody kid...

He seduced a waitress at The Groucho, plied her with Bolivia's finest.

Refused to wear protection, said he'd withdraw but didn't.

He's never accepted the now 22 year old baby, nor ever paid a penny.

Allegedly.

34 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

It was his bloody kid...

He seduced a waitress at The Groucho, plied her with Bolivia's finest.

Refused to wear protection, said he'd withdraw but didn't.

He's never accepted the now 22 year old baby, nor ever paid a penny.

Allegedly.

See, all I'm picturing is Bob spilling his smoggy beans up the waitress but whilst wearing a pork pie hat with a comedy poo part on top, and it's making me giggle.

The guy is effortlessly funny.

I've never understood people getting uppity if famous people don't want to stop dead in the street for a conversation.

If a stranger stopped me and asked me to do some work for free I'd tell them to fuck off and set fire to their children as a warning to others.

Andy Murray is a good example of how to conduct yourself when in the company of dullards and proles.

Edited September 15, 20214 yr by Spider

@Spider

I hope you meet him, preferably beforehand, hoping for a jocular exchange and, without making eye contact, he gruffly tells you to "Fuck off" in an accent more Ealing than Teesside...

Having seen the real him the ensuing performance will seem thoroughly hollow.

Mark Radcliffe actually engaged me, a nobody, in conversation at The Royal Bolton Hospital.

A genuine nice bloke, unlike the charlatan and modern day Tommy Cooper (another cunt in real life apparently) the bastard Mortimer.

2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

@Spider

I hope you meet him, preferably beforehand, hoping for a jocular exchange and, without making eye contact, he gruffly tells you to "Fuck off" in an accent more Ealing than Teesside...

Having seen the real him the ensuing performance will seem thoroughly hollow.

Never meet your heroes.

I would just clam up anyway or shout "KISS THE ALDERMAN" at top note directly into his face.

I was out with a once famous top flight goalkeeper last Friday. A genuinely funny bloke with loads of stories but he was an absolute shit with the waiting staff, and didn't give a fuck either

The only 'celeb' I've ever meithered was Lenny Henry as he loped along Blackpool North Pier toward the theatre one sunny August afternoon...

In my defence I was only about six or seven.

He was a nice bloke and seemed like a giant, got his autograph with my dad's 'Tempo' pen on the back of a taxi card.

We went to the show too, it was 'Two of a Kind' as Tracey Ullman had either buggered off to America already or, more likely, thought a Summer Season in Blackpool was beneath her...

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

Never meet your heroes.

I would just clam up anyway or shout "KISS THE ALDERMAN" at top note directly into his face.

I was out with a once famous top flight goalkeeper last Friday. A genuinely funny bloke with loads of stories but he was an absolute shit with the waiting staff, and didn't give a fuck either

I reckon' David James...

Me and some randomers accosted SJM on Bradshawgate after the Play-Off Reception in town...

We gave him a spontaneous rendition of the Supa, Supa John song, and as he extricated himself I told him...

"Tell Bruce not to leave!"

To whit he disengenously replied...

"I will..."

Perhaps he was true to his word and was straight on the blower to Rioch...

"Gaffer, we all know Arsenal are sniffing around, but some pissed-up teenager just told me to tell you to stay put, so, here we are..."

I was star struck meeting Billy Bragg down in Barking.

Lovely fella, as was his best mate Wiggy.

The oddest one was walking down Oxford Street and hearing some loud antipodean accent hailing my mrs as Jay Don pulls up in his bike and greats her like a long lost friend.

55 minutes ago, Spider said:

Never meet your heroes.

I would just clam up anyway or shout "KISS THE ALDERMAN" at top note directly into his face.

I was out with a once famous top flight goalkeeper last Friday. A genuinely funny bloke with loads of stories but he was an absolute shit with the waiting staff, and didn't give a fuck either

Was it Ed de Goey?

7 minutes ago, Traf said:

Was it Ed de Goey?

You know who it was you little monkey.

He tells a splendid story about Keith Curle that I daren’t put on here.

56 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

I was star struck meeting Billy Bragg down in Barking.

Lovely fella, as was his best mate Wiggy.

The oddest one was walking down Oxford Street and hearing some loud antipodean accent hailing my mrs as Jay Don pulls up in his bike and greats her like a long lost friend.

Wiggy? Please tell ne his surname was Wagg.

Imagine meeting Billy Bragg and Willie Wagg together

9 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Wiggy? Please tell ne his surname was Wagg.

Imagine meeting Billy Bragg and Willie Wagg together

Alas I'm afraid not. Wiggy played guitar though.