Just now, Not in Crawley said:

Fucking hell, two homes? Good god. One and two? Truly you are a titan who has straddled the world of commerce, home ownership, cookery, fanzine publishing, long distance running, pebble studying, known doctor, lawyers, high Court judges and lowly scum Lords. A man who is for all seasons, who singularly defines his age, and yet is not part of it. Above and beyond, far and wide, known and yet distant.

And nicks cars

I got 95 single handedly - I wish I could drag Scumbag College to the final.

I've memorised 'The Daily Mirror Book of Facts'.

It's highly amusing when the music round is pop/rock etc. their guesses are lamentable - on Mastermind someone given three obvious Rolling Stones' album titles and answered 'The Who?'

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Fucking hell, two homes? Good god. One and two? Truly you are a titan who has straddled the world of commerce, home ownership, cookery, fanzine publishing, long distance running, pebble studying, known doctor, lawyers, high Court judges and lowly scum Lords. A man who is for all seasons, who singularly defines his age, and yet is not part of it. Above and beyond, far and wide, known and yet distant.

Drinks Baileys

Anyway

Channel 4 are finally going back to their roots tonight with a 10pm programme simply called “Boobs”. It’s just a telly programme about actual tits and fair fucking play to them.

30 years ago, I’d have been teasing a semi for an hour before it started.

That new Sheridan Smith thing on ITV is showing a place in Bellamondinio repackaged as a place in Turkey.

21 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Fucking hell, two homes? Good god. One and two? Truly you are a titan who has straddled the world of commerce, home ownership, cookery, fanzine publishing, long distance running, pebble studying, known doctor, lawyers, high Court judges and lowly scum Lords. A man who is for all seasons, who singularly defines his age, and yet is not part of it. Above and beyond, far and wide, known and yet distant.

Try harder - keep paying some ponce's mortgage for them.

I was running when you were sat on your bony arse watching Glyndbourne on telly in a tiny house.

Chef - yes, it was shit.

Fanzine - it was good, took us places and kept us out of trouble.

Nicked cars or vandalised them - not guilty, but I saw friends do this and I'm not a grass.

Study of stones? - I went later than my peers because I'm of working class stock, mama and papa didn't give me fuck all so I went to Salford and worked nights and lived in a rented flat in Bolton paid by myself. That degree it's not worth the paper it's written on, because I had other concerns.

That's why I've been back.

Your band was shite an' all, wanky and derivative - very unoriginal and obviously trying to attract school-age indie girls.

 

Edited February 7, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

7 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Try harder - keep paying some ponce's mortgage for them.

I was running when you were sat on your bony arse watching Glyndbourne on telly in a tiny house.

Chef - yes, it was shit.

Fanzine - it was good, took us places and kept us out of trouble.

Nicked cars or vandalised them - not guilty, but I saw friends do this and I'm not a grass.

Study of stones? - I went later than my peers because I'm of working class stock, mama and papa didn't give me fuck all so I went to Salford and worked nights and lived in a rented flat in Bolton paid by myself. That degree it's not worth the paper it's written on, because I had other concerns.

That's why I've been back.

Your band was shite an' all, wanky and derivative - very unoriginal and obviously trying to attract school-age indie girls.

 

….and you drink Baileys. Don’t forget about the Baileys.

Just now, Spider said:

….and you drink Baileys. Don’t forget about the Baileys.

I don't - I drink the knockoff crap, Irish Mist I think, not drank that for at least six months. Into Mimosas at the moment.

14 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Try harder - keep paying some ponce's mortgage for them.

I was running when you were sat on your bony arse watching Glyndbourne on telly in a tiny house.

Chef - yes, it was shit.

Fanzine - it was good, took us places and kept us out of trouble.

Nicked cars or vandalised them - not guilty, but I saw friends do this and I'm not a grass.

Study of stones? - I went later than my peers because I'm of working class stock, mama and papa didn't give me fuck all so I went to Salford and worked nights and lived in a rented flat in Bolton paid by myself. That degree it's not worth the paper it's written on, because I had other concerns.

That's why I've been back.

Your band was shite an' all, wanky and derivative - very unoriginal and obviously trying to attract school-age indie girls.

 

It's only University Challenge, no need to get your cream sherry drinking knickers in a twist, Thomas.

10 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

It's only University Challenge, no need to get your cream sherry drinking knickers in a twist, Thomas.

Just because you've done loads of work and I've done absolutely bugger all, swotting away for Kevin Spacey like a total spazmo, and I'm cool and street and hard...

I think it's whisky based not sherry. It's UHT cream I think.

 

Edited February 7, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie

My daddy’s got a Porsche 

I'm off to stuff loads and loads of paper down the toilet.

35 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

I don't - I drink the knockoff crap, Irish Mist I think, not drank that for at least six months. Into Mimosas at the moment.

Mimosas?

You’re from Great Lever, it’s Buck’s Fizz you fuckin race traitor

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Anyway

Channel 4 are finally going back to their roots tonight with a 10pm programme simply called “Boobs”. It’s just a telly programme about actual tits and fair fucking play to them.

30 years ago, I’d have been teasing a semi for an hour before it started.

Splendid so far

God, I adore tits, me, I do.

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Mimosas?

You’re from Great Lever, it’s Buck’s Fizz you fuckin race traitor

Bucks Fizz is 1 to 1 ratio, Mimosas are slightly weaker - They still even out at about 5%. Guinness oxidises so quickly, nod off for half an hour and the can is only fit for the sink.

I have drink peccadilloes - I went through a stage of cider with Vimto a year or so ago. Like homemade Justin.

I had a serious Kalimoxto habit a few years ago.

There's a variation with Cava and Fanta Limon - that's very moreish.

I just like booze.

Apart from Cointreau.

That's one of those 'got pissed on it in my teens and developed an allergy' type drinks, not that keen on aniseed drink either, but can stomach it. Had some 'Agua de Dientes' or sommat at a Colombian household - was alreet, I nearly cut the top off my index finger because of this refreshment - trying to cut some off a Jamon Iberíco.

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

Splendid so far

God, I adore tits, me, I do.

That's bollocks - Bear Grylls is knocking about with some gypsies and shitting on a park.

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

That's bollocks - Bear Grylls is knocking about with some gypsies and shitting on a park.

Ed Stafford?

That was on before Boobs.

So i was watching the tv show about boobs and hes come in and changed it over. Woofter. 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

So i was watching the tv show about boobs and hes come in and changed it over. Woofter. 

Were you on it?

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

Ed Stafford?

That was on before Boobs.

Not on +1.

I think tits are overrated - give me a fanny everyday, I always think girls with big busters get attention neglected elsewhere.

9 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Not on +1.

I think tits are overrated - give me a fanny everyday, I always think girls with big busters get attention neglected elsewhere.

I don't. I have big busters. Fellas soon get bored of them. 

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't. I have big busters. Fellas soon get bored of them. 

Gay lords

17 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I don't. I have big busters. Fellas soon get bored of them. 

Fellas? I thought you were webbed up (in a relationship - not involved with Spiderman or one of the group Blue).

I love boobs. Only gayers don't.

17 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Gay lords

Yeah, because tit-obsessed Benny Hill was 100% straight. Well it's on +1 and is rubbish so far.

I've been really lucky so far, well maybe not lucky more I'm a fucking adonis.

This is rubbish.