February 6, 20224 yr Phillip (Rimmer) flashing his freebie Omega again, what a twat. He has a ring on his finger also. I could cook better using a cotton bud stuck down my japseye. It psyches me up to run the gauntlet of the hellhole that is Burnden Asda on Sunday. What a load of slop 'chef' Rimmer is dishing up, looks like a Rottweiler dump with worms. Terence definitely has AIDS. Edited February 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 6, 20224 yr None of them are chefs. Once saw James Martin heat up butter in the microwave. Probably drinks a pint of it every morning
February 6, 20224 yr 22 minutes ago, Rudy said: None of them are chefs. Once saw James Martin heat up butter in the microwave. Probably drinks a pint of it every morning Reckon so - he has a hefty pair of bitch tits. Fucking hell, just when it couldn't get any worse - Mrs Brown pops up with Terence and Phillip. What the fuck is Lovejoy wearing, it's almost like "I'm not cuntfacey enough - I'll wear this." How the fuck has he had sex with anyone? Holmes is well down the pecking order due to Lovejoy. I urge anyone to put +1 on to see this despicable creature large, Rimmer is a gobshite too. Lovejoy - I'm Watford, no Chelsea. I'm going to perv on a girl youno enough to be my daughter, can't do owt because I'm impotent though. He really is the biggest twat ever, including Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot et al.
February 6, 20224 yr 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Reckon so - he has a hefty pair of bitch tits. Fucking hell, just when it couldn't get any worse - Mrs Brown pops up with Terence and Phillip. What the fuck is Lovejoy wearing, it's almost like "I'm not cuntfacey enough - I'll wear this." How the fuck has he had sex with anyone? Holmes is well down the pecking order due to Lovejoy. I urge anyone to put +1 on to see this despicable creature large, Rimmer is a gobshite too. Lovejoy - I'm Watford, no Chelsea. I'm going to perv on a girl youno enough to be my daughter, can't do owt because I'm impotent though. He really is the biggest twat ever, including Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot et al. Why the fuck are you watching it 😂
February 6, 20224 yr 11 minutes ago, Rudy said: Why the fuck are you watching it 😂 It's like a car crash - you just can't help it. I also like seeing the ravaging effects of AIDS on Terence. He also covers his bald bonce subconsciously with his hand. It's like watching a snake's egg hatching. He has size 6 trainers on, so guaranteed he's got a small nob.
February 6, 20224 yr Phillip - "yap, yap, yap - I've been to New York and know a bar there..." Terence - "Isn't Australia big?" Fuck off you pair of cunts. Terence has eyeshadow on. Probably to disguise AIDS related lesions and vanity. Edited February 6, 20224 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 6, 20224 yr That parody TV show of Girl on the train, lost girl etc Some bits were pretty amusing, passed a Saturday evening.
February 6, 20224 yr 1 hour ago, L/H White said: Trigger Point very good tonight She takes some mad risks though. Nobody, but nobody would use green smoke as a shield against a sniper’s bullets. Red smoke, yes but never green!
February 7, 20224 yr On 05/02/2022 at 06:45, Smiley said: FML. You couldn’t be more wrong. Its pure filth!!! Seen it all now FFS. A talking whang!!!??? Missus wants to know why mine can't talk now. At least he was only Mr. Average.
February 7, 20224 yr 5 minutes ago, bolty58 said: Seen it all now FFS. A talking whang!!!??? Missus wants to know why mine can't talk now. At least he was only Mr. Average. Yours doesn’t talk?
February 7, 20224 yr 11 hours ago, L/H White said: Trigger Point very good tonight about time it picked up, last night was pretty decent
February 7, 20224 yr Finished Ozark last night and felt like it ended unfinished. And then discovered, there’s another batch of episodes due out in a couple of months. Made sense then.
February 7, 20224 yr 10 minutes ago, Smiley said: Yours doesn’t talk? I suspected that I was inadequate 😔
February 7, 20224 yr And finally one of the greatest of all time Totally posted this in the wrong area - oh well. Edited February 7, 20224 yr by Not in Crawley
February 7, 20224 yr just watched almas not normal on bbc iplayer, quite funny and most of it is filmed in bolton
February 7, 20224 yr 9 hours ago, Smiley said: Finished Ozark last night and felt like it ended unfinished. And then discovered, there’s another batch of episodes due out in a couple of months. Made sense then. Ha same here
February 7, 20224 yr University Challenge - "I'm Oliver Spunkstain and I'm doing a PhD in Shakespeare Studies..." I presume that the final dissertation is just writing "he's shite - and anyone who laughs reading or watching his so-called 'comedies' is a twat" on a sheet of A4?
February 7, 20224 yr Just now, Youri McAnespie said: University Challenge - "I'm Oliver Spunkstain and I'm doing a PhD in Shakespeare Studies..." I presume that the final dissertation is just writing "he's shite - and anyone who laughs reading or watching his so-called 'comedies' is a twat" on a sheet of A4? Just switched this on I know Paxman has Parkinson's but he's certainly looking old these days and struggling a bit As in, he's slowed right down
February 7, 20224 yr 1 minute ago, Zico said: Just switched this on I know Paxman has Parkinson's but he's certainly looking old these days and struggling a bit As in, he's slowed right down They should fuck him off, get Bez in instead.
February 7, 20224 yr 4 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: University Challenge - "I'm Oliver Spunkstain and I'm doing a PhD in Shakespeare Studies..." I presume that the final dissertation is just writing "he's shite - and anyone who laughs reading or watching his so-called 'comedies' is a twat" on a sheet of A4? Now pebble studies leading to cooking grub, there's a career path.
February 7, 20224 yr I do like how Paxman acts like he knows the answer to every question. I’d end up smashing his patronising face in. No WAY did he know who the beastie boys, Public Enemy and Run DMC were in that at music round. Edited February 7, 20224 yr by Spider
February 7, 20224 yr Just now, Not in Crawley said: Now pebble studies leading to cooking grub, there's a career path. I own two houses outright, sunbeam. If you're referring to me. I ain't cooked for two decades. You probably do pretend Shakespeare is funny. These posh twats took ages to identify De La Soul. A black American needed a British Honky to identify Public Enemy for him - he should be ashamed of himself.
February 7, 20224 yr 3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I own two houses outright, sunbeam. If you're referring to me. I ain't cooked for two decades. You probably do pretend Shakespeare is funny. These posh twats took ages to identify De La Soul. A black American needed a British Honky to identify Public Enemy for him - he should be ashamed of himself. Fucking hell, two homes? Good god. One and two? Truly you are a titan who has straddled the world of commerce, home ownership, cookery, fanzine publishing, long distance running, pebble studying, known doctor, lawyers, high Court judges and lowly scum Lords. A man who is for all seasons, who singularly defines his age, and yet is not part of it. Above and beyond, far and wide, known and yet distant.
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