squad just announced

 

Root, Cook, Stoneman, Malan, Ballance, Vince, Moeen, Crane, Foakes, Bairstow, Stokes, Woakes, Broad, Anderson, Ball, Overton

bit of an ausishambles

Watered the pitch, cheating cunts

Cheating bastard, Smith

Great player - even greater cunt. Would have no hesitation in playing another underarm bowl if it meant they would win.

 

Fucking lashing down here again at 1:52pm. Predicting these squalls will be here all afternoon now.

 

Apparently been funny watching the groundsmen trying to put the covers on. The covers have taken off a couple of times with a couple of these blokes hanging on for dear life.

Great player - even greater cunt. Would have no hesitation in playing another underarm bowl if it meant they would win.

 

Fucking lashing down here again at 1:52pm. Predicting these squalls will be here all afternoon now.

 

Apparently been funny watching the groundsmen trying to put the covers on. The covers have taken off a couple of times with a couple of these blokes hanging on for dear life.

 

 

Yes, riveting viewing

 

Weather looks fairly set at the moment

 

As do the batsmen

Yes, riveting viewing

 

Weather looks fairly set at the moment

 

As do the batsmen

 

 

oops, kiss of death

Ah well. I put up with it for 20 years previously so easy to deal with now.

 

Stoic face on. "Cricket? Nah mate, not me. I don't follow minority sports".

Quite impressive to lose by an innings when being 368-4 on day two

So, 3 down to an Aussie side most labelled as mediocre at best?

Oh, dear.

So, 3 down to an Aussie side most labelled as mediocre at best?

Oh, dear.

There arent though. There bowling attack is world class

thats me done with cricket for another 2 years

 

gutless twats

Fuck mop, its been a really demoralising few weeks of cricket. I can't say i had massively high expectations of this series

 

But i just saw this and wanted to smash the bastard screen in...

 

 

 

TWATS!!

Fuck mop, its been a really demoralising few weeks of cricket. I can't say i had massively high expectations of this series

 

But i just saw this and wanted to smash the bastard screen in...

 

 

 

TWATS!!

 

 

they are defo bumming each other, certain of it

Surely someone can photoshop that so they're both sucking a cock

thats me done with cricket for another 2 years

 

gutless twats

 

Is playing The Ashes every two years not too often? 

Is playing The Ashes every two years not too often? 

 

Possibly,

 

Fuck knows why they are over here playing ODI's in the summer

Fuck mop, its been a really demoralising few weeks of cricket. I can't say i had massively high expectations of this series

 

But i just saw this and wanted to smash the bastard screen in...

 

 

 

TWATS!!

 

 

Thanks for posting that. I have been avoiding news programmes, newspapers etc. because there is little in the world which rankles as much as a gloating fucking Australian. Insufferable winners, ungracious losers (remember John Howard at the 2003 RWC trophy presentation) - they really are a pain in the arse.

 

I just wish the Wallies tour of the UK had been concurrent with this Ashes series as it would have knocked the edge off a bit.

Thanks for posting that. I have been avoiding news programmes, newspapers etc. because there is little in the world which rankles as much as a gloating fucking Australian. Insufferable winners, ungracious losers (remember John Howard at the 2003 RWC trophy presentation) - they really are a pain in the arse.

 

I just wish the Wallies tour of the UK had been concurrent with this Ashes series as it would have knocked the edge off a bit.

John Howard was so bad I seem to remember even the Australian newspapers criticised him!

John Howard was so bad I seem to remember even the Australian newspapers criticised him!

 

 

They did. Oddly enough though, apart from Maggie, he is the greatest Prime Minister I have ever lived under producing huge budget surplus's, burgeoning employment opportunities and general good times for all. He was just an unsporting bastard when it came to cricket and RU (an archetypal Aussie then).

 

The fuckers got bored with all that prosperity and voted the red rags in (Kevin fucking Rudd) who promptly squandered all the reserves which had been built up on such things as the infamous Pink Batts scheme and the school halls fiddle where halls were being built for schools which no longer existed. 

 

Imagine a Labour leader spending like a drunken sailor. It would never happen in the UK would it?

0-5 16/1 bet365, buying money

 

Even Money now

Imagine a Labour leader spending like a drunken sailor. It would never happen in the UK would it?

They have a good crack at it in Northern Ireland, the only growth industry is heating empty industrial units.

Sticking with the tried, tested and failed right arm, medium fast

much more pleasant to wake up to

Where was this when it mattered?

Lost interest in the Ashes. Just waiting for the ODIs and T20 to lose interest in now.