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Plastic Fucking 'money'...

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Lost my first new tenner, my dinner money :(, today - to go with the umpteen plastic fivers that have similarly gone down the Swanee...

 

I'm sure it's part of some plan by that cunt Hammond.

 

I use a wallet when I travel dunno why I don't here, don't carry enough cash to warrant it I suppose.

 

They're changing the £20 to polymer soon an' all, scheming twats...

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Retrace your steps to Bargain Booze and I am sure you will find it.

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I did retrace my steps as I'd only gone about fucking fifty from drawing it out...

 

The only Bargain Booze I know is in Dalton-in-Furness btw...It's not particularly worthy of the name either - they don't have Polish lager for a start...

lost one of the new fivers myself saturday

 

only walked home from the corner shop ffs

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As an aside when I used to be an (active) pisscan, when I sobered myself up after a week long drinking binge, a sweetener, running contrary to the horror of the realisation of the money I'd pissed away, would be going through the pockets of all the clothes I'd worn during the bender - I'd usually turn up about £50 or £60 I'd disregarded in notes and coins of various denominations...

 

Happy days :(

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lost one of the new fivers myself saturday

 

only walked home from the corner shop ffs

I'm sure they're fucking designed to spring or slip out of pockets...

 

It's probably to even out quantative easing - Tory cunts.

I like them

the old pound coin can no longer be used from the 16th of this month

 

i've kept one in the car to use for the shopping trollys

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I thought they'd been designed to still work in lockers, shopping trolleys etc.?

no, they need changing and thousands havent been done

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I used to double over kitchen foil with Pritt-Stick and fold it over the old 10p when I was a kid - use them in Coke machines as a 50p*...Get a can and change. Thinking about it I was a reet dishonest little scumbag back then - saying I came from a 'good' family. I never missed a trick - never did owt to 'real' people tho'...

 

*two fifty pees (actually 20p) can was 60p and got 40p change.

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no, they need changing and thousands havent been done

When I went through a misguided 'Del Boy' phase I bought thousands of trolley tokens with the intention of selling them on, couldn't be arsed in the end and ended up giving them to a charity.

 

Should've kept them, could probably shift them now.

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I'm sure they're fucking designed to spring or slip out of pockets...

 

It's probably to even out quantative easing - Tory cunts.

ive found loads

 

lost about 2

Tried paying for something yesterday with a folded up train ticket i had in my pocket - same texture, haha. I've also found one of those gay new fivers

ive found loads

 

lost about 2

 

you are closer to the floor than most people!!

They lacerate my nostrils

They lacerate my nostrils

a man like you who works for CASH  should use a £50 note

They lacerate my nostrils

I've wondered whether they would be useful or a hindrance in those situations.

a man like you who works for CASH should use a £50 note

I use my MADMAX receipt

 

I did retrace my steps as I'd only gone about fucking fifty from drawing it out...

 

The only Bargain Booze I know is in Dalton-in-Furness btw...It's not particularly worthy of the name either - they don't have Polish lager for a start...[/quote

Is Chequers still open ?

Strange place Dalton.

Had somd good nights whilst working up there.

Strange locals .But friendly.

Is that where the nestle factory is?

 

Worked there for a a few weeks in my former life I think. Mad place.

Is that where the nestle factory is?

 

Worked there for a a few weeks in my former life I think. Mad place.

Do Shiners take these new notes?

 

Have you got rid of the 34,000 old pound coins stashed under your bed?

Do Shiners take these new notes?

 

Have you got rid of the 34,000 old pound coins stashed under your bed?

Funnily enough my bro commented today on how we have appeared to become everyone's old coin and notes money laundering service :D

 

Be right just give it the window washer haha

 

Had nothing but old coins this week ffs

Do Shiners take these new notes?

 

Have you got rid of the 34,000 old pound coins stashed under your bed?

They are still cropping up in my change so do they have a stay of execution? Or do we need to get rid by Sunday night?

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