Random social media stuff

[bolton_blondie]

Made me chuckle

[Marc505]

Oktoberfest has changed.

[bolton_blondie]

55 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

She looked well pissed off giving him a Tommy tank. 

[Escobarp]

That’s a normal saturday afternoon out that 

[bolton_blondie]

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

That’s a normal saturday afternoon out that 

Do you do lines off your mates cock too? 

[Escobarp]

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Do you do lines off your mates cock too? 

Only on the last Saturday of a month 

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Only on the last Saturday of a month 

As a treat? 

[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

As a treat? 

No payback for them doing it every other Saturday of the month. Swings and roundabouts innit 

[Zico]

2 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

 

Cocktoberfest

 

 

 

 

[Zico]

2 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

 

Coketoberfest

[Marc505]

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

She looked well pissed off giving him a Tommy tank. 

She definitely wasn't fully invested in that 🤣

[Zico]

58 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

She definitely wasn't fully invested in that 🤣

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

[ErnestTurnip]

 

[Marc505]

16 minutes ago, Zico said:

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

[Spider]

Just now, Marc505 said:

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

And potentially jizzed on his shoes 

[bolton_blondie]

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

And potentially jizzed on his shoes 

Not gonna get it out of suede. 

[Spider]

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Not gonna get it out of suede. 

Sounds like you’ve had to try…. 😁

[bolton_blondie]

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

Sounds like you’ve had to try…. 😁

Suede protector spray. Protects your adidas against rain and jizz 👍

[Spider]

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Suede protector spray. Protects your adidas against rain and jizz 👍

It wouldn’t be landing on your trainers unless your concentration has dropped….

[bolton_blondie]

57 minutes ago, Spider said:

It wouldn’t be landing on your trainers unless your concentration has dropped….

[Zico]

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

Yeah but in the pub as well, mental

[Marc505]

10 hours ago, Zico said:

Yeah but in the pub as well, mental

The things people would do for entertainment at uni pre Only Fans hey 😀

[Dr Faustus]

12 hours ago, Zico said:

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

worst game of dominoes ever

[bolton_blondie]

Bet she had a headache 😂😂

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Bet she had a headache 😂😂

It’s a great shot

Unfortunately I’ve seen that before and it’s fairly old footage