There isn't a thread for sharing the random shit you see on social, and they all can't have their own threads, so maybe this one ought to do it

First off, 74 year old woman getting airlifted gets in a spin

 

Oktoberfest has changed.

55 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

She looked well pissed off giving him a Tommy tank. 

That’s a normal saturday afternoon out that 

4 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

That’s a normal saturday afternoon out that 

Do you do lines off your mates cock too? 

9 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Do you do lines off your mates cock too? 

Only on the last Saturday of a month 

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Only on the last Saturday of a month 

As a treat? 

3 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

As a treat? 

No payback for them doing it every other Saturday of the month. Swings and roundabouts innit 

2 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

 

Cocktoberfest

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, Marc505 said:

Oktoberfest has changed.

 

Coketoberfest

2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

She looked well pissed off giving him a Tommy tank. 

She definitely wasn't fully invested in that 🤣

58 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

She definitely wasn't fully invested in that 🤣

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

 

16 minutes ago, Zico said:

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

Just now, Marc505 said:

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

And potentially jizzed on his shoes 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

And potentially jizzed on his shoes 

Not gonna get it out of suede. 

Just now, bolton_blondie said:

Not gonna get it out of suede. 

Sounds like you’ve had to try…. 😁

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

Sounds like you’ve had to try…. 😁

Suede protector spray. Protects your adidas against rain and jizz 👍

7 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Suede protector spray. Protects your adidas against rain and jizz 👍

It wouldn’t be landing on your trainers unless your concentration has dropped….

57 minutes ago, Spider said:

It wouldn’t be landing on your trainers unless your concentration has dropped….

1 hour ago, Marc505 said:

So you're mates been looking at you while having a tug, essentially? 

Yeah but in the pub as well, mental

10 hours ago, Zico said:

Yeah but in the pub as well, mental

The things people would do for entertainment at uni pre Only Fans hey 😀

12 hours ago, Zico said:

At uni a few of us start round in the pub having a few beers 

About a week later our mate revealed his bird had wanked him off under the table and no one had a clue 

Nonchalance is key if you want to get away with it

worst game of dominoes ever

Bet she had a headache 😂😂

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

Bet she had a headache 😂😂

It’s a great shot

Unfortunately I’ve seen that before and it’s fairly old footage

7 minutes ago, Spider said:

It’s a great shot

Unfortunately I’ve seen that before and it’s fairly old footage

Aww boo. Never mind. She deserved it.