Sweep Posted September 30, 2021 Posted September 30, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Natalie showing off her clam you say This is where I would usually show Natalie Cassidy growler off but I’ve been told off about doing it I didn't have you down as somebody who was obeyed orders - get Sonia's minge on, and also, Gail's baps as well Quote
Rudy Posted September 30, 2021 Posted September 30, 2021 6 minutes ago, Sweep said: I didn't have you down as somebody who was obeyed orders - get Sonia's minge on, and also, Gail's baps as well If it was some plastic mod like @Zico I’d have told him get to fuck but I quite like Carlito and considering he works in computers I now think about Sonia’s minge popping up on someone’s screen when he’s helping them, as funny as it would be it could cause him a bit of grief Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted September 30, 2021 Posted September 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Rudy said: If it was some plastic mod like @Zico I’d have told him get to fuck but I quite like Carlito and considering he works in computers I now think about Sonia’s minge popping up on someone’s screen when he’s helping them, as funny as it would be it could cause him a bit of grief Just ask Nat how much grief. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted September 30, 2021 Posted September 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: Just ask Nat how much grief. Cassidy or Badger's? Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted September 30, 2021 Posted September 30, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: Cassidy or Badger's? Both Quote
Duck Egg Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Twitter saying John Venables killed in Port Talbot today. Twitter also saying it's bollocks. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 He's inside isn't he? Child porn conviction, detained indefinitely as this obviously broke the terms of their release on licence? Quote
Duck Egg Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said: He's inside isn't he? Child porn conviction, detained indefinitely as this obviously broke the terms of their release on licence? Is he? I know he kept breaking the terms of his licence and getting recalled to prison but presumed he'd be out again. He's probably working at Greggs Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Pizza Hut iirc. The Gregg's nonce forbids sex cases being employed in his bakeries. He doesn't want any competition. Quote
Spider Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Motorhome for sale, the description is marvellous: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Motorhome-a-reminder-of-some-terrible-life-choices-/265345781696?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0&fbclid=IwAR30d1IgbjO712hfrHHVeAL46cfA64Vdjp3hp-N6YKbB47oAAJEeiBQ3U3w Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 😀 Honesty is the best policy... I've often found a bit of humour and honesty makes an Ebay listing stand out. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Spider said: Motorhome for sale, the description is marvellous: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Motorhome-a-reminder-of-some-terrible-life-choices-/265345781696?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49286&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0&fbclid=IwAR30d1IgbjO712hfrHHVeAL46cfA64Vdjp3hp-N6YKbB47oAAJEeiBQ3U3w Don't come knocking if the motor home is rocking. My worst nightmare. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 I dream of one, not a shitbox though. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 5 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I dream of one, not a shitbox though. Oh god no. Give me a hotel with a proper bed and shower any day thanks. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 (edited) I don't mean for holidays, good god no... Nah, just take off to wherever the weather is warm... For where the weather is warm you're outside most of the time. And give me the sea over a pool anyday. Seen enough pools to last me a lifetime. I'm a big believer in less is more, spent about fifteen years trying to trash, trade, sell or giveaway 'stuff' that I've acquired down the years... The thought of my entire life being mobile really appeals. My mam used to say I was left on the doorstep by gypsies, happen she was right. A life on the road for this kid, minus leaving empty gas cylinders and bags of excrement in my wake. Edited October 8, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Spider Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Jimmy Savile lived in a motorhome most of his life. Watched a documentary about him last night. He literally pitched it on the BBC car park and invited young girls into it, all in the gaze of security guards and assorted celebrities, and still nobody thought it might be worth a knock on the door. Quote
Rudy Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 12 minutes ago, Spider said: Jimmy Savile lived in a motorhome most of his life. Watched a documentary about him last night. He literally pitched it on the BBC car park and invited young girls into it, all in the gaze of security guards and assorted celebrities, and still nobody thought it might be worth a knock on the door. 49 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Don't come knocking if the motor home is rocking. Spider they were abiding the rules! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Correction - he had several motorhomes... One was dubbed (and had livery to suit) 'HUSTLER'... His Glencoe cottage was a wreck. Why don't the Government sequester it and put it to use for some public good? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Also why smash his lavish headstone up? It could've formed a backsplash for a piss-stone in some public bogs somewhere... Quote
Rudy Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 Just now, Youri McAnespie said: Correction - he had several motorhomes... One was dubbed (and had livery to suit) 'HUSTLER'... His Glencoe cottage was a wreck. Why don't the Government sequester it and put it to use for some public good? What you thinking ? blue plaque outside Museum of shell Suits jim’ll fix it on the tv frank Bruno could open it with a Peter Sutcliffe lookalike signing hammers Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted October 8, 2021 Posted October 8, 2021 A cigar shop. For shepherds. It's a bit remote so it might have to be an 'honesty box' jobby... Quote
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