Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

20 minutes ago, Spider said:

Can she not just apologise in the garden?

Thats the modus operandi 

She is being charged outside one of those Aldi stores 🙂 

Just now, miamiwhite said:

She is being charged outside one of those Aldi stores 🙂 

Is it the one in Barnard Castle?

21 minutes ago, Spider said:

Can she not just apologise in the garden?

Thats the modus operandi 

She is being charged outside one of those Aldi stores 🙂 

Just now, miamiwhite said:

She is being charged outside one of those Aldi stores 🙂 

Beetlegeuse 

Beetlegeuse

Beetleguese

Just now, Spider said:

Is it the one in Barnard Castle?

No, it's where the shelves are empty and the dole queue is gigantic 

Just now, miamiwhite said:

No, it's where the shelves are empty and the dole queue is gigantic 

Is Cummings down the front?

16 minutes ago, Spider said:

Kent is correct about the scientific achievement here, and I fully agree

 it my gripe is about logistics which are done at government level.

The scientists job was to find the vaccine, and they have defied all expectations.

It may be that the roll out can be done with swift expedience. But right now the message isn’t clear on it.

Its the runner doing the last leg of the 4x4 suddenly asking how he should grasp the baton.

Numbers of vaccines delivered are published on the government website. Easy enough to follow as the system starts up.

Details also available of priority of groups. 

Not sure what message you want; if it's that important, you could work out an approximate date of your jab- presumably what that website linked on here does.

Just now, Spider said:

Beetlegeuse 

Beetlegeuse

Beetleguese

just making sure you got the message......1 for every billion a year they're investing in British producers.

Just now, Spider said:

Is Cummings down the front?

Femi, Adonis and the Horwich Adonis are.

Just now, miamiwhite said:

just making sure you got the message......1 for every billion a year they're investing in British producers.

Have I missed something?

Or have you hit the brandy early today?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Have I missed something?

Or have you hit the brandy early today?

Look on the brexit thread.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Look on the brexit thread.

The only echo chamber I go into now is the Trump one

25 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Before my time mate sorry. I’m only a young laddie 😁

Bit like The Office, only funny

Just now, Spider said:

The only echo chamber I go into now is the Trump one

You should, loads a money coming in.

Just now, boltondiver said:

Bit like The Office, only funny

Woah

Pistols drawn

Just now, Spider said:

Woah

Pistols drawn

He's reet.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

You should, loads a money coming in.

Oh

I’m sure it’s a wondrous place.

Ive cleared my shed and fridge to make way for all the milk and honey.

Message ends 😊

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

The only echo chamber I go into now is the Trump one

Haha, thought as much

Just now, Spider said:

Oh

I’m sure it’s a wondrous place.

Ive cleared my shed and fridge to make way for all the milk and honey.

Message ends 😊

Panic buying before a lockdown?

Tut tut.

Just now, miamiwhite said:

Haha, thought as much

Brexit is finished. Done. You said so yourself.

Ive moved on. Like Cummings did.

Just now, Spider said:

Oh

I’m sure it’s a wondrous place.

Ive cleared my shed and fridge to make way for all the milk and honey.

Message ends 😊

Worth checking re the Aldi investment mate, excellent news, plus the tweet from Bannerman.

Might cheer a Kathy Bates like you up, even Ani raised a wry grin 😉 

Just now, Spider said:

Brexit is finished. Done. You said so yourself.

Ive moved on. Like Cummings did.

Loser 🐟 

Scary cat 🐈 

Ginger queer ✨ 💖 

Just now, miamiwhite said:

Worth checking re the Aldi investment mate, excellent news, plus the tweet from Bannerman.

Might cheer a Kathy Bates like you up, even Ani raised a wry grin 😉 

Good article about Australia and its wine producers this morning. Tariffs should drop and make exporting their more quality products into the UK more feasible. 

All good.

Just now, miamiwhite said:

Loser 🐟 

Scary cat 🐈 

Ginger queer ✨ 💖 

Ssshhhhh

i won, remember?

Now

back on thread, why doesn’t yon MP just say she was testing her eyes?

1 minute ago, Spider said:

Ssshhhhh

i won, remember?

Now

back on thread, why doesn’t yon MP just say she was testing her eyes?

She had them tested the week before....EyeTK