Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

can i go to work tomorrow 

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

90% of dry January's just ended

Dry q1 here 💪🏼

2 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Much better communication IMO

Good to have something resembling a clear timeline re. vaccines

Hopefully it all works out as planned

Aye. At last, much, much better.

The cunt

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by mickbrown

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Did you listen to what he actually said though? Told you all it’s Easter.  

Did he not say kids go back after feb half term if vaccines go to plan?

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Did you listen to what he actually said though? Told you all it’s Easter.  

We'll be in tiers until after then I would have thought.

8 minutes ago, Sweep said:

That bit certainly isn't true

Just looked at WHO website, if it’s not correct then I apologise. Did think it was strange. 
 

https://covid19.who.int/region/euro/country/es

3 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

6 weeks isn't it? Till Feb 15

Plus the 2 week lag he mentioned I just roughly guessed at 8.

Harsh, but has to be the last one this

39 minutes ago, Casino said:

So, shipping stuff across the world is now OK?

Not overly green, is it

 

I dont care about 'green' so ill take it as good news

How trite and crass.

They already send a lot of cheap wine.

They are happy now that the proper stuff may become competitive. 

Personally, it wouldn't bother me if it all was banned on environmental grounds- after all I dont drink. But that would be me just thinking of myself. 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

Just looked at WHO website, if it’s not correct then I apologise. Did think it was strange. 
 

https://covid19.who.int/region/euro/country/es

I just checked with family who live there and aren’t allowed to go supping fosters 

All over 70s, care home residents and carers plus front line health workers vaccinated by mid February. Couldn’t have been clearer. 

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

We'll be in tiers until after then I would have thought.

Yep. This lockdown is expected to last until Easter. Then a phased loosening over the following months. 
 

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Plus the 2 week lag he mentioned I just roughly guessed at 8.

Harsh, but has to be the last one this

Listen to esco or you’re going to be disappointed pal 

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Yep. This lockdown is expected to last until Easter. Then a phased loosening over the following months. 
 

Seriously fucking Easter? 

Can me and @bolton_blondie go to sandals or what?

5 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Much better communication IMO

Good to have something resembling a clear timeline re. vaccines

Hopefully it all works out as planned

Exactly. As though there was some thought and clear deliverables.

3 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Did he not say kids go back after feb half term if vaccines go to plan?

Dunno mate. I’m only going off what I’ve been told. And given I accurately predicted this form the information I was given I’m pretty sure it’s correct. Although I didn’t ask them what it meant for schools as I don’t have kids. But it wouldn’t surprise me if this school move was the last thing to fall Into place as in they were trying to avoid it. 

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

Can me and @bolton_blondie go to sandals or what?

Best do. I've packed all my best kinky gear. 

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

We'll be in tiers until after then I would have thought.

Your guess is as good as anyone’s

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by boltondiver

3 minutes ago, wiggy said:

All over 70s, care home residents and carers plus front line health workers vaccinated by mid February. Couldn’t have been clearer. 

Of that happens is great, if it doesn't, then I'm sure he'll be reminded of what he's said. Personally, I suspect that might be a bit of a tall order, but I guess we'll soon find out

Did anyone else notice exams in England have gone!

Education dept to consult with offqual for alternatives. 

Just now, Ani said:

Exactly. As though there was some thought and clear deliverables.

Must have checked your post from this morning, sent it over to the treasury.

Cracking work. Nothing that WW can't solve.

2 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Seriously fucking Easter? 

That’s what I was told mate. Hopefully wrong as this is brutal. And ten times worse for those with kids like yourself. 
 

some it won’t affect as they didn’t give a fuck before anyway 

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Yep. This lockdown is expected to last until Easter. Then a phased loosening over the following months. 
 

With London released first obvs

4 minutes ago, wiggy said:

All over 70s, care home residents and carers plus front line health workers vaccinated by mid February. Couldn’t have been clearer. 

13.6m by mid feb

Just now, Sweep said:

With London released first obvs

100%. All inclusive holidays alround.