Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Elite sports continue, that's Wanderers fucked, nothing elite about us at the moment.

Exams are indeed cancelled.

Although the current January exams will go ahead, so that's me still in work for a couple of weeks.

If we are searching for the positives that’s three 👍.

Very pleased the exams are cancelled, the young people will now hopefully get the grades they deserve 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Cleared 👍🏻

Good lad 👍

Just now, radcliffewhite1 said:

Dodgy ray with the shit Manc accent 

And Gary and his shit hair

Wife's a TA in a primary school and she's in tomorrow looking after key worker kids with no PPE like she did last time and I can't wfh so I'm in tomorrow.

No change apart from I don't have to make the kid's butties before work and this is a lockdown?

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

I need get mine back off @Sweep

Are you sure it’s not Little Whitt? 😂

Wait a minute. We’re going to be vaccinating 13.6 million people by mid February - but haven’t we been told that decent supply wouldn’t be available until around that time...? I’m confused 

1 minute ago, mickbrown said:

Won't be mocks. Not enough consistency to use mocks. Won't be CAGS either. 

They will form part of the overall assessment, as will completed/ongoing course work.

Nothing else to go on other than that is there.

 

FFS, can’t catch a break, can we?!

 

Just now, Mounts Kipper said:

Are you sure it’s not Little Whitt? 😂

He just  comes with a full bladder and a smile 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Fucking Ginger Grenade that lad 

Been on borrowed time since he tried to kill Phelan that cunt

2 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Just told my lad same with online lessons, he did mocks in November was due again in January I hope the January ones get scrapped now. 

My lad kept going on about another set of mocks- what's all that about?

Anyway, can't see them doing them now, as they may as well just do the finals.

1 minute ago, wiggy said:

Wait a minute. We’re going to be vaccinating 13.6 million people by mid February - but haven’t we been told that decent supply wouldn’t be available until around that time...? I’m confused 

They have to start testing to eliminate who have built up immunity for starters, then keep testing.

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

My lad kept going on about another set of mocks- what's all that about?

Anyway, can't see them doing them now, as they may as well just do the finals.

The mocks in November were mock mocks. 😂

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

30m til we can even start to think about moving towards normality. Do the math troops 

I don’t have the stats to hand, but that will probably account for 80% or so of hospitalisations and deaths.

So, by the first week of March, Allah willing, hospitalisations and deaths will have collapsed.

That should enable significant relaxations.

Edited January 4, 20215 yr by boltondiver

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

I disagree because you haven't got a clue, no more than anyone else and as I've said its unhelpful, back of an envelope supposition. End of.

I'm.not saying we shouldn't use them.all, I disagree with the simplicity of your maths.

But I have said numerous times there were not meant to be actuals. 

All I was saying if we have 2m vaccines it would be crap if we were not resourced up to use them and to use them we need to understand what capacity we have. 
 

6 minutes ago, wiggy said:

300,000 vaccinations needed per day if we start tomorrow. So far we’ve been averaging around 35,000 a day

Not really relevant though current figures are they.

Need to increase that about 8 fold or so with the addition of az vaccine. Be reet.

1 minute ago, boltondiver said:

I don’t have the stats to hand, but that will probably account for 80% or do of hospitalisations and deaths.

So, by the first week of March, Allah willing, hospitalisations and deaths will have collapsed.

That should enable significant relaxations.

I am sure 15m accounts for 99% of deaths. Not sure on hospitalisation. 

Just now, Ani said:

I am sure 15m accounts for 99% of deaths. Not sure on hospitalisation. 

Thanks

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I don’t have the stats to hand, but that will probably account for 80% or so of hospitalisations and deaths.

So, by the first week of March, Allah willing, hospitalisations and deaths will have collapsed.

That should enable significant relaxations.

I hope you are right mate. 

6 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Wife's a TA in a primary school and she's in tomorrow looking after key worker kids with no PPE like she did last time and I can't wfh so I'm in tomorrow.

No change apart from I don't have to make the kid's butties before work and this is a lockdown?

Daughters school completely closed while they decide what to do

So, if you're a nurse with a 6 year old, you're having a day off

6 minutes ago, wiggy said:

Wait a minute. We’re going to be vaccinating 13.6 million people by mid February - but haven’t we been told that decent supply wouldn’t be available until around that time...? I’m confused 

The manufacturers claim they can supply at least two million doses per week from mid-January.

Not sure when kids feb h/t is but it’s looking like March at the earliest

Couple of observations, does not being able to work at home make you a key worker and able to send your kid to school?

And 2, why do nurseries remain open while schools shut?

Just now, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

The manufacturers claim they can supply at least two million doses per week from mid-January.

Some good news. Thanks.

3 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

The mocks in November were mock mocks. 😂

Aye.

Fucking weird. Exam fatigue at that rate, they'd be totally pissed off and bored by finals time.

Hopefully Swanny will feel a little better- Still plenty to do, but fewer cunts to deal with.

1 minute ago, Casino said:

Couple of observations, does not being able to work at home make you a key worker and able to send your kid to school?

And 2, why do nurseries remain open while schools shut?

Foot soldiers💪