Coronavirus

[Youri McAnespie]

Both.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

18 minutes ago, peelyfeet said:

estimated still over 2K per day in the NW, so be careful folks, looks like it's almost eradicated for now in London, not round here and north east yet, we are still a couple of weeks behind London

https://www.mrc-bsu.cam.ac.uk/now-casting/

 

Just been up the local lodges with a hound.

More anglers on one of them than I've ever seen before. Another had a series of them nowhere near properly social distanced.

Throw in a woman feeding ducks, an owd cunt with a racing bike from the 70s, and a fucking witch and frankly it was fucking barmy.

Won't be going up there again for a while.

[Youri McAnespie]

I'm trying to popularise the phrase used with irony, as it's sommat folk write when rampant capitalism and greed usurps everything else...

Up the Revolution!

[Guest]

One of the key union people against kids returning to school is Mary Bousted, from Breightmet.
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Bousted

Edited May 16, 2020 by boltondiver

[Youri McAnespie]

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

You won't find any Gold in London, apparently Scotch Gordon sold it all.

That was the equivalent of taking an old Tag Heuer watch down to Cash Generator to fund a night on the piss, one that was knackered anyway. He knew his onions did Gordon, best PM of the last 20 years that lad.

[ProfessorWoland]

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just been up the local lodges with a hound.

More anglers on one of them than I've ever seen before. Another had a series of them nowhere near properly social distanced.

Throw in a woman feeding ducks, an owd cunt with a racing bike from the 70s, and a fucking witch and frankly it was fucking barmy.

Won't be going up there again for a while.

It's very politically incorrect, not to say 'unscientific' to call someone a witch without good evidence.

Throw her in the water, if she floats then she's a fucking witch and not before. 

 

[Spider]

8 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Just been up the local lodges with a hound.

More anglers on one of them than I've ever seen before. Another had a series of them nowhere near properly social distanced.

Throw in a woman feeding ducks, an owd cunt with a racing bike from the 70s, and a fucking witch and frankly it was fucking barmy.

Won't be going up there again for a while.

So a load of blokes have gone from sitting at home doing fuck all and ignoring everyone, to sitting outside doing fuck all and ignoring everyone but smelling of fish.

We deserve all we get as a species.

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

One of the key union people against kids returning to school is Mary Bousted, from Breightmet.
 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Bousted

She wants children to be sprayed with disinfectant outside school each morning.

What was that about Horseshoe?

 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/11/children-should-disinfected-school-gates-have-return-12683716/

[jules_darby]

On 15/05/2020 at 09:24, Tonge moor green jacket said:

That's his point isn't it?

Increasingly, as this goes on, different groups producing conflicting reports all based on evidence.

The evidence Swanny has is from his own illness and that of his colleagues. Can't blame him for being concerned.

His evidence doesn’t contradict it though, unless they know for sure where they got it from 

[peelyfeet]

3 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

She wants children to be sprayed with disinfectant outside school each morning.

What was that about Horseshoe?

 

https://metro.co.uk/2020/05/11/children-should-disinfected-school-gates-have-return-12683716/

If its good enough for Hong Kong airport, it's good enough for Leverhulme Primary school

https://www.businessinsider.com/hong-kong-airport-full-body-disinfectant-booths-coronavirus-2020-5?r=US&IR=T

Edited May 16, 2020 by peelyfeet

[Youri McAnespie]

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Just like Keith Hill 🙄

I said at the time he'd turn out biz, never liked the cut of his jib - beanie hat and suit combo marked his card with me.

[Youri McAnespie]

I definitely seen him in a suit with a beanie hat...

This is the closest evidence I can find

Incidentally a "keith hill beanie hat" image search reveals we're paying him too much - he must have thousands of them.

[Youri McAnespie]

7 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Aye tweed country bumpkin look and beanie, not good, even Gok Wan would have a job on his hands.

Runs in the family, this is Hill's more folically-blessed brother, pictured today walking the family dog at TMGJ's lodge...

[Youri McAnespie]

Note the turn-ups.

[Guest]

I can't understand why London has reintroduced the Congestion Charge, and increased the cost by c50%, when we need people off public transpot.

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

I can't understand why London has reintroduced the Congestion Charge, and increased the cost by c50%, when we need people off public transpot.

KHAN

THE WRATH OF KHAN

KHAN

[Youri McAnespie]

I can't understand why folk from the northwest are so riled by the Mayor of London...

Do we know if [Sadiq] Khan's dad is still knocking about even, let alone if he dyes his hair?

[ErnestTurnip]

The Dutch "Intelligent lockdown" sounds a bit more like it.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/15/dutch-official-advice-to-single-people-find-a-sex-buddy-for-lockdown-coronavirus

[Guest]

 

Andrew Adonis

 

@Andrew_Adonis

 

There’s nothing right-wing or Tory about wanting schools to reopen safely Education is the greatest force for social progress & poverty relief ever invented. We need more not less of it A category error for the teaching unions to become anti-teaching unions

[Tombwfc]

 

On the 28th March(!), he (Dr Karol) tweeted that we could be on for 7,000 deaths, 'less than seasonal flu'. That was also based off selectively choosing from a report, and has now been deleted.

Trying to spread positivity is a good thing, if it's just that. People taking a oncologist with a vested interest and an on-off relationship with the truth as their number one source of coronavirus information, isn't.

Also seems to be a weird trend of people using his former WHO credentials as proof of his credibility, but give no credibility to actual WHO. 

[Guest]

To any who enjoy sniping at this Government’s competence in this crisis; you can see how a Labour government might have done, as there is a comparator, in Wales.

I’m sure there will be statistics available.

[mickbrown]

14 minutes ago, boltondiver said:

 

Andrew Adonis

 

@Andrew_Adonis

 

There’s nothing right-wing or Tory about wanting schools to reopen safely Education is the greatest force for social progress & poverty relief ever invented. We need more not less of it A category error for the teaching unions to become anti-teaching unions

Public schools (*like them wot Boris went to and them wot his kids go to) not opening until September.

Rest of you plebs? Get the fuck back in your shitty comps, so your mum can come clean my house.

Fuck off.

*best uneducated oik voice

 

[Escobarp]

Just now, mickbrown said:

Public schools (*like them wot Boris went to and them wot his kids go to) not opening until September.

Rest of you plebs? Get the fuck back in your shitty comps, so your mum can come clean my house.

Fuck off.

*best uneducated oik voice

 

You mean the one boris went to that’s boarding only? And thus completely different? 
 

should of thought about that a wee bit harder buddy eh 

[mickbrown]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

You mean the one boris went to that’s boarding only? And thus completely different? 
 

should of thought about that a wee bit harder buddy eh 

How so?

Safe enough to go to school should be safe enough to board

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

How so?

Safe enough to go to school should be safe enough to board

All schools could, and should, be going back, I agree.