Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

27 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Not sure what bullshit I’ve lapped up, unlike you who thinks Tories do something must be wrong,  indoctrination at its finest. 

Slurp, slurp. 

2 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Ignore him mate.....he'll be blaming the global recession to come on Brexit, he's too entrenched now.

I'm wondering how long before brexit is found to have caused coronavirus itself.

41 minutes ago, Casino said:

Cummings

What a cunt

What’s the shite done this time?

2 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

What’s the shite done this time?

Whilst he had CV symptoms, he drove from London to Durham to drop his kids with some elderly relatives.

All other political figures who’ve done similar are no longer in their jobs.

He’ll survive because the journalists to whom he gives most of their stories will back him to the hilt.

Tories, innit.

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Whilst he had CV symptoms, he drove from London to Durham to drop his kids with some elderly relatives.

All other political figures who’ve done similar are no longer in their jobs.

He’ll survive because the journalists to whom he gives most of their stories will back him to the hilt.

Tories, innit.

Do as we say.........

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

Whilst he had CV symptoms, he drove from London to Durham to drop his kids with some elderly relatives.

All other political figures who’ve done similar are no longer in their jobs.

He’ll survive because the journalists to whom he gives most of their stories will back him to the hilt.

Tories, innit.

Sounds like Sturgeon and her Nike cover up......

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Sounds like Sturgeon and her Nike cover up......

Sure does

but if they make others resign for the same thing....

5 minutes ago, miamiwhite said:

Sounds like Sturgeon and her Nike cover up......

Nike cover up?

She'll be running a mile.

Seriously though, if Cummings has done this, then he should be fucked off for me.

 

 

Keir certainly has some juggling act on his hands for sure.

Be interesting to see if there's a bit of a Boris-esque cleansing later in the piece. To be fair, some might have started. We'll have to see.

5 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Nike cover up?

She'll be running a mile.

Seriously though, if Cummings has done this, then he should be fucked off for me.

 

 

Nobody to look after his kids is the party line so needed his in laws to do it hence the drive. But if he had any symptoms and had been with the kids the kids should have self isolated too 

so it’s an absolute crock of horseshit and he should be punted. That said he’s not the one on the tv adverts telling people to stay at home but it’s a poor show nonetheless 

3 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Nobody to look after his kids is the party line so needed his in laws to do it hence the drive. But if he had any symptoms and had been with the kids the kids should have self isolated too 

so it’s an absolute crock of horseshit and he should be punted. That said he’s not the one on the tv adverts telling people to stay at home but it’s a poor show nonetheless 

Yeah. Also seems a fucking horribly risky thing to do to the olds too.

 

2 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yeah. Also seems a fucking horribly risky thing to do to the olds too.

 

Yep which makes you think it’s not true. Can’t see anyone wanting to put in laws at risk. Just a poor attempt to cover up 

fuck him off 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Ask yourself this;

Do you believe anything the media say? 

You're right, it's getting difficult. News at ten just gone with it, so presumably something in it though. Especially as they're saying police have him a warning.

3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Ask yourself this;

Do you believe anything the media say? 

You sound like one of those dickhead yanks at a Trump rally

29 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Nike cover up?

She'll be running a mile.

Seriously though, if Cummings has done this, then he should be fucked off for me.

 

 

I agree mate....likewise with Wee Nippy. 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Not really, just absolutely pissed off at the level of reporting from our media, to me this is a neutral and very unique situation, but the way they the media have handled this is beyond disgraceful. 

A bit like the EFL, no fucker as a clue!

A good point there.

Prefer to take in a bit of newsnight as it seems a bit less screechy. Though the presenters do my head in at times when interrupting guests.

9 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

You sound like one of those dickhead yanks at a Trump rally

Genuine question Mick....why does Sturgeon get a free ride off the media down here ? Your crush Kay Burley, said only the other day we should take a leaf out of Nicola's book for honesty.....😂😂😂

 

Stroll on, more of a cover up than those coppers did with Erica Row.....pics please 😜

8 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Not really, just absolutely pissed off at the level of reporting from our media, to me this is a neutral and very unique situation, but the way they the media have handled this is beyond disgraceful. 

A bit like the EFL, no fucker as a clue!

I'm glad you're the school janitor mate, as it is "has a clue".........HAS you were 😂😂😂💣

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

I agree mate....likewise with Wee Nippy. 

I think she's had her fingers burned a bit in recent days. Playing with fire over revealing cobra info. (If, of course you can believe comments in media).

Anyway, at the moment, she's better off staying where she is as stability is needed at the moment. 

Investigations and recriminations later.

Unless of course she drops her pants at the next de-briefing and pulls out a couple of kilos of Haggis from her fadge.

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Genuine question Mick....why does Sturgeon get a free ride off the media down here ? Your crush Kay Burley, said only the other day we should take a leaf out of Nicola's book for honesty.....😂😂😂

 

Stroll on, more of a cover up than those coppers did with Erica Row.....pics please 😜

Arsed. I’m English. 
 

But I haven’t been able to see my mam and dad for fucking weeks. Yet this arsehole can do what he wants?

He can absolutely get to fuck. 

Just now, Tonge moor green jacket said:

I think she's had her fingers burned a bit in recent days. Playing with fire over revealing cobra info. (If, of course you can believe comments in media).

Anyway, at the moment, she's better off staying where she is as stability is needed at the moment. 

Investigations and recriminations later.

Unless of course she drops her pants at the next de-briefing and pulls out a couple of kilos of Haggis from her fadge.

Aren't Scotchland in front of us now for care home deaths in comparison to the population mate ?

I don't see much mention on here of her allowing the Skirt Wearers rugby match to go ahead with 67,000 present...........

Just now, mickbrown said:

Arsed. I’m English. 
 

But I haven’t been able to see my mam and dad for fucking weeks. Yet this arsehole can do what he wants?

He can absolutely get to fuck. 

Aaaahhh....not arsed...that old chestnut......typical.

Hope your folks are ok pal and you can speak to them via social media etc.

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

Aaaahhh....not arsed...that old chestnut......typical.

Hope your folks are ok pal and you can speak to them via social media etc.

Just phones. 
 

And I’m really not arsed about Scotland. Why would I be?

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Oh no the grammer police, your or you're forgiven 😁

Haha....it's grammar.......you KUNT 😂😂😂

Just now, mickbrown said:

Just phones. 
 

And I’m really not arsed about Scotland. Why would I be?

Yes sorry, you wouldn't be , being an iconodule 🤭😉