bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Cousins bought her fella a beer pump as part of his birthday presents. She's struggling to find a budwiser keg to go with it locally. Does anyone know anywhere? Yes I know Bud is shit before you start. Quote
Spider Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Cousins bought her fella a beer pump as part of his birthday presents. She's struggling to find a budwiser keg to go with it locally. Does anyone know anywhere? Yes I know Bud is shit before you start. Now look what you’ve started... Quote
Casino Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Which pump One of the new fangled branded things? Sub whatever? Quote
Traf Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Yeah, we need to know which pump really. I'm guessing PD system. There's a Premier Stores on Lever Edge Lane that has the biggest range on Bolton. Quote
Guest Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Premier shop moss shaw way has a good selection Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 What does this 'man' sup when he's really pissing it up, Blue WKD? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Re: Wine hangovers. When at large on the continent get wankered on similarly priced wine (as here). Noticeably less negative after effects. The wine we get is invariably sulphite-laden piss - due to the extortionate taxes levied here, 3rd only to Finland and Ireland. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 22 minutes ago, Traf said: Yeah, we need to know which pump really. I'm guessing PD system. There's a Premier Stores on Lever Edge Lane that has the biggest range on Bolton. Its called a perfect draft, Philips make it? Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: What does this 'man' sup when he's really pissing it up, Blue WKD? Nowt to do with me, not my fella 😂 Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said: Nowt to do with me, not my fella 😂 Get the fanny a real drink. Anything Polish should do the trick. Nowt brewed here under licence though. Six or seven pints of Karpackie or Perla Black should make a man of him. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Get the fanny a real drink. Anything Polish should do the trick. Nowt brewed here under licence though. Six or seven pints of Karpackie or Perla Black should make a man of him. Dunno how he ends up pissed on Bud. He's a big fella too. Fell asleep plenty of times in the pub. Think that may be the jager bombs we make him have. Filthy things. Quote
Spider Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Get the fanny a real drink. Anything Polish should do the trick. Nowt brewed here under licence though. Six or seven pints of Karpackie or Perla Black should make a man of him. If he’s pestering you for pokey wets @bolton_blondie now your first trimester udders are blooming, a few cans of Polish jet fuel should quell his amour. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 (edited) I've been to gatherings in the past where the beer choice was solely Budweiser... I've ended up supping actual woman drinks rather than that piss. Gin, Vermouth, Prosecco etc. I always say 'never trust a man who doesn't drink, but trust even less the Budweiser drinker'. I always presume some drink it to stay sober, in order to successfully execute their date-rapes later in the evening. Edited January 30, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 10 minutes ago, Spider said: If he’s pestering you for pokey wets @bolton_blondie now your first trimester udders are blooming, a few cans of Polish jet fuel should quell his amour. Fucking udders?! Quote
Spider Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: Fucking udders?! Don’t shout at me. I have a hangover. Quote
Traf Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Its called a perfect draft, Philips make it? Yeah, PD = Perfect Draft. Lever Edge Lane Premier Stores has them. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Traf said: Yeah, PD = Perfect Draft. Lever Edge Lane Premier Stores has them. Nah. She's just text me they've sold out. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, Rudy said: 😂 You can fuck off too. Quote
QFPants Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said: Nah. She's just text me they've sold out. Only option likely to order from Beer Hawk then Quote
bolton_blondie Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 25 minutes ago, QFPants said: Only option likely to order from Beer Hawk then Will tell her cheers Quote
Casino Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 Had a fog and a pollys Dunno if to power on or have a couple of hours off If i have one more, therell be no stopping Quote
crawshawbooth Posted January 30, 2021 Posted January 30, 2021 2 hours ago, Casino said: Had a fog and a pollys Dunno if to power on or have a couple of hours off If i have one more, therell be no stopping we won , we won , its Saturday night , fill your boots might have a couple of hours off ?????????? pussy Quote
Guest Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 Taproom from Home Bargains is ok and no doubt cheap Quote
Rudy Posted February 1, 2021 Posted February 1, 2021 Anyone had this? https://www.joseph-holt.com/shop/trailblazer-stout-mini-keg Quote
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